{"id":10001,"date":"2015-10-31T13:08:40","date_gmt":"2015-10-31T13:08:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=10001"},"modified":"2015-10-31T13:08:40","modified_gmt":"2015-10-31T13:08:40","slug":"telefon-matinal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/telefon-matinal\/","title":{"rendered":"Telefon matinal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-Alo, Matilda?<br \/>\n-Nu, Bonaparte.<br \/>\n-Trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fii ironic\u0103?<br \/>\n-De ce m\u0103 \u00eentrebi dac\u0103-s Matilda, de parc\u0103 ar fi telefonul comunit\u0103\u0163ii? Da, sunt eu.<br \/>\n-M\u0103i, mam\u0103, am v\u0103zut la \u015ftiri c\u0103 a fost incendiu la Bucure\u015fti.<br \/>\n-Cum o zici tu, sun\u0103 ca \u015fi cum ar fi ars tot ora\u015ful p\u00e2n\u0103-n temelii. A ars un club, mam\u0103. \u00cen Bucure\u015fti sunt sute de cluburi.<br \/>\n-Bine, voiam s\u0103 m\u0103 asigur c\u0103 nu \u0163i s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat nimic. Habar n-ai cum m-am speriat c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut \u015ftirea la televizor. \u015ei \u015ftiu c\u0103 tu e\u015fti cu rockul.<br \/>\n-\u00cen ultima perioad\u0103 mai mult cu soft rockul, nu cu metalul.<br \/>\n-\u015ei tu crezi c\u0103 m\u0103 pricep eu la de-astea? Bine c\u0103 nu ai fost acolo.<br \/>\n-Mul\u0163umesc pentru grij\u0103.<br \/>\n-\u015ei te rog frumos, ai grij\u0103 pe unde umbli, da?<br \/>\n-\u00cencerc. Nu-\u0163i pot da garan\u0163ie pe imposturile \u015fi proastele izol\u0103ri ale altora, dar \u00eencerc.<br \/>\n-Nu glumi, m\u0103, Matilda, eu vorbeam serios. E \u00eengrozitor s\u0103 nu \u015ftii pe unde \u00ee\u0163i umbl\u0103 copilul.<br \/>\n-Mam\u0103, copilul t\u0103u e ditamai dihania obez\u0103.<br \/>\n-Pentru mine e la fel de copil ca atunci c\u00e2nd l-am al\u0103ptat prima oar\u0103.<br \/>\n-Ei, acum nu sug dec\u00e2t la \u0163\u00e2\u0163a lui Bachus.<br \/>\n-Unul f\u0103r\u0103 \u0163\u00e2\u0163e nu g\u0103seai? \u015etii c\u0103 niciodat\u0103 nu mi-au pl\u0103cut gusturile tale \u00een b\u0103rba\u0163i. Las\u0103, important e c\u0103 e\u015fti bine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Alo, Matilda? -Nu, Bonaparte. -Trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fii ironic\u0103? -De ce m\u0103 \u00eentrebi dac\u0103-s Matilda, de parc\u0103 ar fi telefonul comunit\u0103\u0163ii? Da, sunt eu.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10002,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/red-telephone.jpg?fit=442%2C442&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10001"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10003,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10001\/revisions\/10003"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}