{"id":10020,"date":"2015-11-04T08:09:10","date_gmt":"2015-11-04T08:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=10020"},"modified":"2015-11-04T08:13:26","modified_gmt":"2015-11-04T08:13:26","slug":"inca-o-scrisoare-deschisa-preafericirii-sale-daniel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/inca-o-scrisoare-deschisa-preafericirii-sale-daniel\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cenc\u0103 o scrisoare deschis\u0103 Preafericirii sale Daniel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenaltprea\u015fp\u0103g\u0103lnicia ta, <\/p>\n<p>Mai nou, e un trend s\u0103-\u0163i scrie toate scriitoarele ignorate de Uniunea Scriitorilor \u015fi de ICR. Ieri \u0163i-a scris <a href=\"http:\/\/www.anabarton.ro\/scrisoare-deschisa-patriarhului-bisericii-ortodoxe-romane\/\">cea mai bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 a mea<\/a>, azi \u00ee\u0163i scriu eu. Cea mai bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 a mea are momentele ei \u00een care mimeaz\u0103 naivitatea &#8211; prefer explica\u0163ia asta, pentru c\u0103 nu-mi permit s-o b\u0103nuiesc de eclipse ale inteligen\u0163ei, de vreme ce e cea mai bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 a mea, iar prietenii ni-i iubim cu toate <del datetime=\"2015-11-03T23:42:40+00:00\">pro<\/del>&#8230; pardon, naivit\u0103\u0163ile lor. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cenaltprea\u015fp\u0103g\u0103lnicia ta, eu, spre deosebire de prietena mea, am \u015ftiut mereu c\u0103 o s\u0103 te doar\u0103 \u00een preasf\u00e2ntu-\u0163i penis de tragedia asta, cum te doare de at\u00e2tea altele. Pentru c\u0103 se vede at\u00e2t de limpede cum func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 BOR sub obl\u0103duirea ta. Studiu de fezabilitate. Intitulat, sobornice\u015fte: &#8220;Ce c\u0103cat \u00eemi iese mie dac\u0103 fac asta? Cum, nimic? Lua\u0163i o apostoleasc\u0103 \u015fi duhovniceasc\u0103 muie.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>\u00cenaltpreacalicia ta, am stat cu ochii pe tine de c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat tragedia. Oi\u0163ele tale de baz\u0103, acelea cotizante, au s\u0103rit direct la beh\u0103it: &#8220;Beee, cine invoc\u0103 Satana moare ars, beee!&#8221; Omi\u0163\u00e2nd c\u0103 Satana a fost invocat\u0103 de data asta de toluenul cu care s-a sp\u0103lat buretele, \u015fi chiar dac\u0103 \u00een clubul respectiv ar fi performat Fra\u0163ii de la Toflea, un burete \u00eembibat \u00een diluant ar fi luat foc c\u0103, na, blestemata asta de fizic\u0103 are \u015fi ea fixurile ei. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UhFguInFPeY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><em>Men\u0163ionez, am avut \u00eentotdeauna o sl\u0103biciune pentru Fra\u0163ii de la Toflea. M-a\u015f duce la un concert.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bun, am a\u015fteptat cu frisoane reac\u0163ia \u00cenaltpreacalcul\u0103\u0163iei tale. Exact cum anticipam, au trecut dou\u0103 zile de calcul \u015fi refresh pe Facebook, s\u0103 vezi cine e mai tare-n fani \u015fi argumente: turma de cre\u015ftinoizi sau hipsterimea, adic\u0103 noi. C\u00e2nd ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 hipsterimea e mai vocal\u0103 \u015fi mai persuasiv\u0103 dec\u00e2t oi\u0163ele domnului, ai ales s\u0103 adop\u0163i <a href=\"http:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/stiri-social\/Mesajul-de-compasiune-al-Patriarhului-Daniel-pentru-victimele-din-Colectiv-126217\">atitudinea de\u015fteapt\u0103<\/a>. \u015ei nu mi-o vinde pe aia cu &#8220;a\u015fa am sim\u0163it, bla-bla&#8221;. C\u00e2nd omul vede un puhoi de oameni tineri ar\u015fi din neglijen\u0163a unor idio\u0163i, nu are nevoie de Viagra s\u0103 simt\u0103. Simte pe loc. Dac\u0103 la\u015fi s\u0103 treac\u0103 ni\u015fte zile, e clar c\u0103 a\u015ftep\u0163i s\u0103 vezi cine \u00eenvinge \u00een opinia public\u0103 \u015fi te aliniezi. <\/p>\n<p>Iar c\u00e2nd presa te-a interogat pe tema delay-ului, ai dat fr\u00e2u liber ar\u0103mii de pe fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een cel mai memorabil filmule\u0163 realizat vreodat\u0103 de Antene &#8211; reac\u0163ia preafericit\u0103, de la minutul 1:30 \u00eencolo. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/h9BOV4xBfHQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;S\u0103 vin\u0103 lumea la biseric\u0103, nu la club. Acolo ne rug\u0103m noi&#8221;. Chestie care, normal, nu e valabil\u0103 de Cr\u0103ciun \u015fi de Boboteaz\u0103, c\u00e2nd e rost de $$$$. C\u00e2nd vine vorba de finan\u0163\u0103, nu-i a\u015fa, ne rug\u0103m oriunde. <\/p>\n<p>Acestea fiind constatate, \u00cenaltpreal\u0103comia Ta, am \u00eenc\u0103 o veste de care n-o s\u0103-\u0163i pese. Dar na, e o mod\u0103 cu scrisorile deschise de care nu-\u0163i pas\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103, de ce nu?<\/p>\n<p>Vestea de care nu-\u0163i pas\u0103 e c\u0103 trec la romano-catolicism. Lucru pe care nu l-am f\u0103cut \u00een copil\u0103rie, de\u015fi am crescut \u00eentre unguri, pentru c\u0103 &#8220;e\u015fti nepoat\u0103 de pop\u0103 ortodox \u015fi trebuie s\u0103-\u0163i \u0163ii credin\u0163a&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Eu \u00eemi \u0163in credin\u0163a. Dar credin\u0163a nu e unul \u015fi acela\u015fi lucru cu religia. Iar eu aleg religia ai c\u0103rei pastori se poart\u0103 mai pu\u0163in ca ni\u015fte lipitori \u00eensetate dup\u0103 bani, \u015fi mai mult ca ni\u015fte slujitori ai Domnului. <\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 mergi s\u0103 te rogi cu bolnavii din paturile de spital sun\u0103 a lucru pe care s\u0103-l fac\u0103 slujitorii autentici ai domnului. S\u0103 mergi s\u0103 te rogi cu familiile disperate de durere la locul faptei sun\u0103 a lucru pe care s\u0103-l fac\u0103 slujitorii autentici ai domnului. S\u0103 m\u00e2r\u00e2i la reporter c\u0103 tu e\u015fti de g\u0103sit doar la biserica ta, iar dac\u0103 muribundul are nevoie de tine, pizda m\u0103-sii, s\u0103 vin\u0103-n c\u00e2rje, nu sun\u0103 a lucru pe care-l fac slujitorii autentici ai domnului. <\/p>\n<p>Iar eu am nevoie de o credin\u0163\u0103 pe care s-o simt aproape. <\/p>\n<p>Cu deta\u015fare, <\/p>\n<p>O catolic\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenaltprea\u015fp\u0103g\u0103lnicia ta, Mai nou, e un trend s\u0103-\u0163i scrie toate scriitoarele ignorate de Uniunea Scriitorilor \u015fi de ICR. 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