{"id":10066,"date":"2015-11-11T14:44:08","date_gmt":"2015-11-11T14:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=10066"},"modified":"2015-11-11T15:04:55","modified_gmt":"2015-11-11T15:04:55","slug":"castigatorii-la-belciuge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/castigatorii-la-belciuge\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103torii la belciuge"},"content":{"rendered":"

Poet contemporan:
\nLorena, am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 te intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 interpretezi cu casa \u00eenchis\u0103 poemele unor poe\u021bi contemporani. dac\u0103 am \u00een\u021beles bine, am preg\u0103tit ceva pentru tine. \u00een fi\u0219ierul ata\u0219at.
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Lorena Lupu:
\nunde \u015fi c\u00e2nd?<\/p>\n

Poet contemporan:
\ndac\u0103 tu g\u0103se\u0219ti o loca\u021bie e super
\neu sunt liber\u0103
\nte ajut cu ce pot
\nmi-ar pl\u0103cea \u00een club a<\/p>\n

Lorena Lupu:
\np\u0103i nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 a\u015fa, iart\u0103-m\u0103 te rog. eu sunt actri\u0163\u0103. pot citi pentru un poet sau altul, c\u00e2nd are nevoie. dar de aici \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103-i organizez eu eventul e cale lung\u0103. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

—–<\/p>\n

E frapant cum unii oameni au impresia c\u0103 pot, hodoronc-tronc, s\u0103 se oplo\u015feasc\u0103 peste al\u0163ii \u015fi s\u0103 le dea ordine. Remarca\u0163i acel “te ajut cu ce pot” \u015fi “mi-ar pl\u0103cea \u00een”. <\/p>\n

Coaie, tr\u0103i-\u0163i-ar familia ta \u015fi bonul de achizi\u0163ie a mea de pe pia\u0163a de negri\u015fori, circuitul ajutorului \u00een natur\u0103 nu e “tu \u00eemi faci mie o favoare c\u0103 \u00eemi oferi rara oportunitate de a recita poezie care, se \u015ftiieee, e cel mai c\u0103utat cu spume domeniu \u00een Rom\u00e2nia”. Eu \u00ee\u0163i pun la dispozi\u0163ie timpul meu \u015fi bruma de for\u0163\u0103 expresiv\u0103 pe care o de\u0163in la purt\u0103tor. Dac\u0103 vreau. <\/p>\n

\u00cen nici un caz nu sunt angajatul t\u0103u PR sau event planner c\u0103ruia \u00eei spui pe un aer arogant unde \u0163i-ar pl\u0103cea. Nu e treaba mea unde \u0163i-ar pl\u0103cea. <\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd lansez eu cartea mea, eu merg s\u0103 m\u0103 temenesc la patroni de cr\u00e2\u015fme, scriu comunicate de pres\u0103 \u015fi fac tamtam, iar invita\u0163ii vin la final ca ni\u015fte flori de ser\u0103. A\u015fa e firesc s\u0103 fie. E O FAVOARE c\u0103 ace\u015fti invita\u0163i sus\u0163in prin prezen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi talent noua mea crea\u0163ie. Nici \u00een vis n-a\u015f \u00eendr\u0103zni s\u0103 pun problema “Hai, g\u0103se\u015fte tu loc(a\u0163ie), eventual mai \u015fi m\u0103tur\u0103 prin ea”. <\/p>\n

Dar nimic nu bate arogan\u0163a sinistr\u0103 a acelui “te ajut cu ce pot”. <\/p>\n

B\u0103i, pu\u015ftilor, eu \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103, doar pentru c\u0103 p\u0103rin\u0163ii v\u0103 iubesc \u015fi v\u0103 dau m\u00e2ncare moca, voi tr\u0103i\u0163i cu impresia c\u0103 lumea, \u00een general, v\u0103 datoreaz\u0103 chestii moca. \u015ei c\u0103 voi “\u00eei ajuta\u0163i” oferindu-le ocazia unic\u0103 \u015fi fabuloas\u0103 de a face chestii pentru voi. <\/p>\n

Dar via\u0163a real\u0103 nu func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 a\u015fa, copila\u015fi. \u00cen via\u0163a real\u0103, nimeni nu \u00ee\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 absolut nimic. \u015ei dac\u0103 cineva \u00ee\u0163i \u00eentinde o m\u00e2n\u0103, e pur\u0103 bun\u0103voin\u0163\u0103. At\u00e2t. Iar dac\u0103 tu alegi s\u0103 te pi\u015fi cu jet \u00een bun\u0103voin\u0163a omului, omul \u00ee\u015fi va retrage bunele inten\u0163ii, \u015fi le va b\u0103ga ad\u00e2nc \u00een anus \u015fi o s\u0103 te priveasc\u0103 drept o flegm\u0103 de om tot restul vie\u0163ii tale. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Poet contemporan: Lorena, am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 te intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 interpretezi cu casa \u00eenchis\u0103 poemele unor poe\u021bi contemporani. dac\u0103 am \u00een\u021beles bine, am preg\u0103tit ceva...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9598,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10066","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Bang-head-on-brick-wall.jpg?fit=950%2C454&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10066","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10066"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10066\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10069,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10066\/revisions\/10069"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}