\u00cen ultima vreme, mi-au dat add \u015fi follow o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de oameni pe filiera: “c\u00e2t de sil\u0103 mi-e de Dan Alexe \u015fi c\u00e2t de mi\u015fto trebuie s\u0103 fii tu dac\u0103 te \u00eenjur\u0103”. <\/p>\n
La care eu: fr\u0103tziwear, nu veni\u0163i cu a\u015ftept\u0103ri foarte erecte, c\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 nu fiu chiar at\u00e2t de mi\u015fto pe c\u00e2t las\u0103 \u00eenjur\u0103turile gher\u0163oiului s\u0103 se b\u0103nuiasc\u0103, \u015fi s-ar putea s\u0103 v\u0103 dezam\u0103gesc.
\nAzi \u00eens\u0103 mi-a dat cineva citatul exact. <\/p>\n
A\u015fadar, h\u00e2rbul grafoman zice de mine c\u0103 sunt o n\u0103soas\u0103 isteric\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 tratez b\u0103rba\u0163ii de 40 de ani ca pe mo\u015fulici. <\/p>\n
Partea cu n\u0103soas\u0103 e aproximativ corect\u0103. Se vede \u00een pozele de profil. Am un nas sub\u0163ire, dar vizibil din spa\u0163iu, ca Marele Zid Chinezesc. N-am negat asta nici o secund\u0103. \u015ei nici nu a fost vreun impediment \u00een via\u0163a mea p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Exact cum zmeul zmeilor arunca buzduganul \u00eenainte, s\u0103 \u015ftie slugile s\u0103-i pun\u0103 masa, eu arunc nasul. Via\u0163a de n\u0103sos e via\u0163\u0103 pl\u0103cut\u0103. Recomand. <\/p>\n
Partea cu isteric\u0103 e par\u0163ial corect\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu v\u0103d poten\u0163ial \u00eentr-un om, dac\u0103-l v\u0103d c\u0103 e meschin, agresiv, prost educat, invidios, pis\u0103log, stresant, cer\u015fetor de aten\u0163ie, nerespectuos cu timpul meu \u015fi mai presus de toate, dac\u0103 v\u0103d arogan\u0163a aia intoxicant\u0103 de ciubot\u0103 p\u0103truns\u0103 de propria importan\u0163\u0103, devin subit un Shakespeare al \u00eenjur\u0103turilor. Cretinii sunt muzele mele \u00een argou, pentru c\u0103 \u00eentreaga mea fiin\u0163\u0103 se revolt\u0103 din r\u0103runchi de faptul c\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia \u00eempart acela\u015fi aer cu mine. <\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 v\u0103d bun\u0103 inten\u0163ie, poten\u0163ial, generozitate, c\u0103ldur\u0103, onestitate, talent, am r\u0103bdare nesf\u00e2r\u015fit\u0103 \u015fi mun\u0163i de diploma\u0163ie. Plus con\u015ftiin\u0163a omului care urmeaz\u0103 o cauz\u0103 nobil\u0103. <\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 aceea – eu nu fac nici o discriminare de v\u00e2rst\u0103, ras\u0103, orientare sexual\u0103, etc., c\u00e2t\u0103 vreme interac\u0163ionezi cu mine omene\u015fte. Omene\u015fte \u00eensemn\u00e2nd amical sau profesional. Cu o distan\u0163\u0103 de bun sim\u0163. <\/p>\n
\u00cen schimb, da, fac discriminare masiv\u0103 c\u00e2nd remarc c\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103 te dai la mine. Pentru c\u0103 nu-s cantina social\u0103. Nu mi-e foarte clar de ce unele exemplare e\u015fuate de masculinitate au impresia c\u0103 e suficient s\u0103 vrea ei, \u015fi c\u0103 reac\u0163ia fireasc\u0103 e ca tu, femeia, s\u0103 te execu\u0163i. \u00cemi cer scuze, vaginul meu e proprietatea mea. \u015ei accesul nu \u00eel d\u0103 Curtea European\u0103 a Drepturilor Omului. <\/p>\n
\u015ei nu e chestie de v\u00e2rst\u0103. Hai s\u0103 facem un studiu de fezabilitate. S\u0103 examin\u0103m sumar ce motive ar avea o tip\u0103, calm\u0103 sau isteric\u0103, n\u0103soas\u0103 sau nu, s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u015fi-o trag\u0103 cu Dan Alexe: <\/p>\n
Abordarea.<\/strong> <\/p>\n -vomitiv\u0103, infatuat\u0103 \u015fi gre\u0163oas\u0103. VERDICT: BLEA!<\/p>\n Lookul<\/strong> Nu m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i gre\u015fit, nu v\u0103 judec a\u015fa pe cei care nu \u00eencerca\u0163i s\u0103 intra\u0163i \u00een, s\u0103 zicem, sfera mea intim\u0103. Dar c\u00e2nd \u00eencerci s\u0103 te dai la mine, tu \u00eemi pasezi cu m\u00e2na ta dreptul s\u0103 te evaluez. <\/p>\n VERDICT: BLEA! <\/p>\n Poten\u0163ialul de socializare<\/strong><\/p>\n Dup\u0103 vulgaritatea mitoc\u0103neasc\u0103 a glumelor, pararea argumentelor cu gre\u0163o\u015fenii \u015fi ad hominem-uri, incapacitatea de a r\u0103spunde f\u0103r\u0103 o tentativ\u0103 de r\u0103st\u0103lm\u0103cire, \u00eemi permit s\u0103 concluzionez cu o marj\u0103 minim\u0103 de eroare c\u0103 poten\u0163ialul de socializare e ok mai mult pentru amicii de b\u0103ut. Din punctul de vedere al unei femei la care \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 se dea: <\/p>\n VERDICT: BLEA! <\/p>\n Calitatea de scriitor<\/strong><\/p>\n To\u0163i scriitorii buni au avut femei \u00eennebunite dup\u0103 condeiul lor, care au ales s\u0103 le fie al\u0103turi, indiferent de cum ar\u0103tau \u015fi se purtau, pentru c\u0103 erau genii. Henry Miller a avut-o pe Anais Nin, Alfred de Musset a avut-o pe Georges Sand \u015fi, desigur, Verlaine pe Arthur Rimbaud. \ud83d\ude42 VERDICT: BLEA! <\/p>\n Concluzia: omule, \u00een\u0163elege c\u0103 e\u015fti nefutubil din toate punctele de vedere. Nu eu am o problem\u0103. C\u00e2nd aude de tine, creierul feminin al oricui d\u0103 comand\u0103 vaginului: OK, hai s\u0103 ne usc\u0103m \u015fi s\u0103 tragem fermoarul, preventiv. <\/p>\n E ca efectul lui Pavlov. \u015ei dac\u0103 n-ai insista s\u0103 scrii inep\u0163ii despre mine, n-a\u015f fi obligat\u0103 s\u0103 descriu asta a\u015fa, pas cu pas. <\/p>\n —<\/p>\n La final, \u00eemi prezice c\u0103 la 40 de ani o s\u0103 ar\u0103t ca Baba Yaga. <\/p>\n Bun. <\/p>\n Diferen\u0163a va fi c\u0103 eu o s\u0103 fiu con\u015ftient\u0103 de cum ar\u0103t \u015fi n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 dau dec\u00e2t la persoane din spectrul meu de hido\u015fenie sau pe aproape. Ceea ce, din nou, recomand. <\/p>\n Foto: Drago\u015f Cristescu. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00cen ultima vreme, mi-au dat add \u015fi follow o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de oameni pe filiera: “c\u00e2t de sil\u0103 mi-e de Dan Alexe \u015fi c\u00e2t de...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/12227330_491169051056530_4000658_o.jpg?fit=2048%2C1369&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10086"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10090,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10086\/revisions\/10090"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n-alternare de aluzii sexuale nesolicitate (lucru pe care nici un b\u0103rbat cu minimum de experien\u0163\u0103 nu \u00eel face \u00eenainte s\u0103 \u015ftie sigur c\u0103 e\u015fti pe frecven\u0163\u0103) \u015fi atacuri la persoan\u0103.
\n-tehnic\u0103 pick-up artist de proast\u0103 calitate, \u00een care \u00eencep o discu\u0163ie cu \u0163inta feminin\u0103 X \u015fi-i ignor argumentele – o reped – o insult, ca s\u0103-i erodez stima de sine.
\n-\u00eencerc\u0103ri permanente de umilire public\u0103, spre deliciul unui grup de tractori\u015fti de aceea\u015fi mentalitate. <\/p>\n
\n-\u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nire prematur\u0103, piele l\u0103sat\u0103, fle\u015fc\u0103it\u0103, chelie, z\u00e2mbet vulgar, corp neatr\u0103g\u0103tor, \u015fi din poze, multe kilograme \u00een plus. <\/p>\n
\nDar \u00eemi permit s\u0103 afirm c\u0103 Dan Alexe e un scriitor absolut lipsit de talent. \u00cen dic\u0163ionar, la termenul “grafoman”, e o poz\u0103 a lui. E genul \u0103la de autor care nu scrie ca s\u0103 spun\u0103 o poveste sau s\u0103 transmit\u0103 o emo\u0163ie, ci s\u0103 fac\u0103 parad\u0103 cu c\u00e2te neologisme sofisticate \u015ftie s\u0103 \u00eendese, ca pe sardele, \u00eentr-o fraz\u0103. Scriitura lui Dan Alexe e echivalentul gestului obsesiv al feti\u015fistului exhibi\u0163ionist care st\u0103 ascuns \u00een tufi\u015f \u015fi \u015fuier\u0103 c\u00e2nd treci, s\u0103 i te ui\u0163i neap\u0103rat la m\u0103dular. Atunci poate ejacula. A\u015fa \u015fi Dan Alexe. C\u00e2nd i te ui\u0163i la neologisme, ejaculeaz\u0103.
\n\u015ei nici exhibi\u0163ionistul, nici Dan Alexe nu se simt st\u00e2njeni\u0163i c\u0103 partenera de – raport, s\u0103-i zicem – vomit\u0103 \u00eentre timp. \u00cen mintea lor, proiecteaz\u0103 peste tine un film \u00een care tu de fapt te exci\u0163i foarte tare \u015fi nu vrei s\u0103 recuno\u015fti. <\/p>\n