S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nile trecute am f\u0103cut un shooting foto \u00eentr-un corset ro\u015fu de catifea de care m-am \u00eendr\u0103gostit din prima secund\u0103 c\u00e2nd l-am v\u0103zut \u00eentr-o vitrin\u0103. \u015ei am \u00eenceput s\u0103 postez pozele din shooting, una c\u00e2te una, s\u0103 nu vin\u0103 furio\u015fii de serviciu s\u0103 rag\u0103 c\u0103 le invadez feedul de poze. Pe la a cincea, a venit un pulifric s\u0103 str\u00e2mbe din r\u00e2t: Alte haine n-ai? <\/p>\n
Nu i-am dat dec\u00e2t r\u0103spunsul evident: <\/p>\n
Lorena Lupu: Domnule, av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere c\u0103 e primul comentariu cretin pe care-l da\u0163i, nu v\u0103 dau block, ci doar avertisment: cu ce tupeu \u00eemi pretinde\u0163i alt\u0103 vestimenta\u0163ie?
\nM\u0103 verific \u00een contul de dona\u0163ii al blogului, nu v\u0103d un chior de la dumneavoastr\u0103. A\u015fadar, cu ce drept exercita\u0163i preten\u0163ii? V\u0103 spun eu: cu absolut niciunul.<\/p>\n
De atunci, tace. \u015etie c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai c\u00e2r\u00e2ie ceva, blockul o s\u0103 vin\u0103. Oricum, beneficiaz\u0103 de r\u00e2s moca zilnic cu textele mele \u015fi e mai bine a\u015fa dec\u00e2t nimic. <\/p>\n
Asta \u00eemi aminte\u015fte de acum c\u00e2\u0163iva ani, c\u00e2nd am acceptat s\u0103 joc pe prietenie \u00eentr-un film struden\u0163esc no-budget (adic\u0103 zero onorarii) unde trebuia s\u0103 fiu \u00een lenjerie intim\u0103. M-a sunat stilista proiectului (\u015fi ea no budget, probabil) s\u0103-i ar\u0103t chilo\u0163ii pe skype. Nu pe cei de pe mine, din p\u0103cate. Pe cei din ziua cu filmarea. M-am blocat. <\/p>\n
-B\u0103i, nu te sup\u0103ra, eu joc moca, dar nu ne-a fost vorba c\u0103 joc \u00een chilo\u0163ii mei proprii.
\n-Dac\u0103 n-avem buget.
\n\u015ei din prietenie, \u00een\u0163eleg ideea. \u00cencep s\u0103-i ar\u0103t pe Skype o combina\u0163ie sutien – chilo\u0163i sexoas\u0103. <\/p>\n
-A, \u0103\u015ftia-s de la Jolidon?
\n-Da.
\n-Dar ceva mai de firm\u0103 n-ai?? a pi\u0163iponcit ea tonul.
\n-B\u0103i, c\u00e2t buget ziceai c\u0103-mi aloci, ca s\u0103 facem nazuri? am pi\u0163iponcit tonul \u015fi eu. E vorba c\u0103 v\u0103 ofer talentul meu interpretativ \u015fi lenjeria mea Jolidon moca? Teoretic, nu vi se cuvine de la mama natur\u0103 nici, nici.
\nA \u00eenchis Skype-ul super \u0163\u00e2fnoas\u0103. Iar eu am ie\u015fit din proiect pentru c\u0103 nimeni nu-mi \u00eenchide Skype-ul \u00een nas, mai ales c\u00e2nd eu ofer timp, interpretare \u015fi chilo\u0163i cadou, din bun\u0103tatea inimii mele. <\/p>\n
Povesteam ieri cu o prieten\u0103. \u015ei \u015fi-a amintit \u015fi ea de momentul \u00een care s-a angajat prezentatoare la un post de televiziune local. Pe un salariu modic, de post de televiziune local. Dar, ce s\u0103 vezi, postul local avea stilist\u0103. \u015ei stilista postului local a repezit-o instant pe fata mea c\u0103 oh, c\u0103 vai, alea-s cumva haine?? Tssss. S\u0103 se duc\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi ia sacouri. <\/p>\n
Fata era nou-angajat\u0103, \u015fi se angajase tocmai pentru c\u0103 nu descoperise izvorul magic de bani. Dar \u00ee\u015fi dorea jobul. Drept care, a \u00eemprumutat de undeva c\u00e2teva sute de lei, s-a dus la H & M \u015fi \u015fi-a ales ni\u015fte sacouri adorabile. A sunat-o pe stilist\u0103, s\u0103-i trimit\u0103 poze.
\n-Auzi, da… \u0103lea-s cumva H & M?
\n-Da.
\n-Noi nu purt\u0103m H & M, e marc\u0103 de plebi. Noi purt\u0103m de la Nissa, de la Yokko…
\nFata \u015fi-a \u00eenghi\u0163it furia \u015fi i-a zis frumos:
\n-OK, \u00een ziua \u00een care \u00eemi da\u0163i salarii de Nissa \u015fi Yokko, promit s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac numai de la Nissa \u015fi de la Yokko. Deocamdat\u0103 eu fac o investi\u0163ie \u00een apari\u0163ia mea. A\u015fadar, cum \u0163i se par?
\n-M\u0103, nu-s chiar rele.<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
Ce \u00eencerc eu s\u0103 spun c\u0103 s-a proliferat \u00eengrozitor tipologia de cretin sinistru care are impresia c\u0103 tu e\u015fti sclavul lui c\u00e2\u015ftigat pe moca \u015fi c\u0103 el \u00ee\u0163i face buget de apari\u0163ii publice.
\nDa, coi\u015for, dac\u0103 m\u0103 uit \u00een contul de donate \u015fi v\u0103d de la tine, habar n-am, 500 de euro, sau 1000, te califici s\u0103 urli: D\u0103-te-n pula mea, Lorenooou, de ce nu por\u0163i corsete Agent Provocateur!
\nDac\u0103 v\u0103d \u00een contul meu 1000 de euro pe lun\u0103, te califici s\u0103 urli: F\u0103\u0103\u0103, da’ mai schimb\u0103 \u015fi tu corsetu’, vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d \u015fi Victoria’s Secrets! <\/p>\n
P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, eu am dreptul s\u0103 postez zi de zi o poz\u0103 \u00een acela\u015fi corset ro\u015fu, dac\u0103 a\u015fa vrea mu\u015fchiul meu, iar tu ai dou\u0103 op\u0163iuni. A) s\u0103 te ui\u0163i. B) s\u0103 nu te ui\u0163i.
\nStr\u00e2mbatul din nas nu intr\u0103 nici \u00een A, nici \u00een B, c\u00e2t timp nu contribui la bugetul meu lunar de vestimenta\u0163ie. \u015ei da, se r\u0103spl\u0103te\u015fte cu block instant, ca s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i dau nici m\u0103car satisfac\u0163ia unei \u0163ig\u0103neli. <\/p>\n
Foto: Drago\u015f Cristescu, Makeup: Iulia Ioni\u0163\u0103, Corset: No-name, dar nu e problema ta. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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