Nu \u015ftiu al\u0163ii cum sunte\u0163i, dar eu am o rela\u0163ie special\u0103 cu termenul de adresare “f\u0103”. Nu exist\u0103 cuv\u00e2nt \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 care s\u0103 fie at\u00e2t de bogat \u00een nuan\u0163e. \u00cen func\u0163ie de cum \u00eel roste\u015fti, poate \u00eensemna o mare afec\u0163iune sau dispre\u0163ul nimicitor. <\/p>\n
\u00cen Bozgorland, unde am crescut eu, \u015fi unde exist\u0103 consensul c\u0103 ungurii-s mai frumo\u015fi, mai de\u015ftep\u0163i \u015fi cu pula mai mare dec\u00e2t restul umanit\u0103\u0163ii, “b\u0103” \u015fi “f\u0103” erau tratate cu str\u00e2mbat din nas, un fel de “mda, ce neam de opinc\u0103 sunt rom\u00e2nii \u0103\u015ftia. \u00cenc\u0103 o dovad\u0103 c\u0103-s cel mai prost popor din lume \u015fi c\u0103 ei sunt direct responsabili de decaden\u0163a rafinamentului austro-ungar”. <\/p>\n
Uite, f\u0103, ce bine ne prinde decaden\u0163a acum, c\u00e2nd nici un emigrant, oric\u00e2t de rupt \u00een orificiul rectal, nu vrea s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u00eencoace. Dar divaghez. <\/p>\n
A\u015fadar, am crescut cu educa\u0163ia aia scor\u0163oas\u0103, c\u0103 b\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103 sunt inadmisibile. \u015ei ghici cum \u00eemi apelez cei mai simpatici prieteni, de atunci \u00eencolo. <\/p>\n
\ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n
De fapt, “f\u0103” mi-a devenit destul de intim pentru c\u0103, de mic\u0103, am avut c\u00e2te un “cel mai bun prieten gay” cu care m\u0103 duceam oriunde. \u00cemi pl\u0103ceau gay-ii \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eemi plac pentru c\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i ofer\u0103 companie a\u015ftept\u00e2nd sex la schimb, \u015fi nu sim\u0163i continua sul\u0103-n coast\u0103, “ok, c\u00e2nd trecem la orizontal” pe care o sim\u0163i cu un mascul hetero. Cu un gay po\u0163i petrece tone de timp, po\u0163i merge unde vrei tu \u015fi po\u0163i face ce vrei tu, iar el o s\u0103 aib\u0103 aceea\u015fi atitudine neutru – prieteneasc\u0103, lipsit\u0103 de stresuri, care s\u0103 te fac\u0103 s\u0103 te sim\u0163i confortabil. <\/p>\n
OK, e tot at\u00e2t de adev\u0103rat c\u0103 unii-s bisexuali sub acoperire \u015fi la un moment dat o s\u0103-\u015fi r\u0103zbune reful\u0103rile pe tine, moment \u00een care rupi amici\u0163ia. \ud83d\ude1b <\/p>\n
Din punct de vedere al lui “f\u0103”, gay-ii sunt principalii promotori. Ia orice ga\u015fc\u0103 de 3 sau 4 b\u0103ie\u0163i gay \u015fi n-o s\u0103 auzi dec\u00e2t: “F\u0103, ce m\u00e2nc\u0103m \u00een seara asta?” “Da’ ce-s io, f\u0103, buc\u0103t\u0103reasa ta? Zi tu ce m\u00e2nc\u0103m”. “Hai, f\u0103, s\u0103 comand\u0103m pizza.” “Pizza s\u0103 comanzi tu cu m\u0103-ta, f\u0103; eu sunt la diet\u0103, vreau carne”. “Tu ai sta toat\u0103 ziua cu carne-n gur\u0103, f\u0103!” “Da, f\u0103, \u015fi ce? M\u0103 pizmuie\u015fti?” <\/p>\n
Din punctul meu de vedere, \u00een prezent, “f\u0103” e particula intimit\u0103\u0163ii. Sunt femei pe care le agreez, le respect, le stimez, dar nu le pot spune “f\u0103”, pentru c\u0103 nu avem acea chimie. Da, \u015fi prieteniile trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 o chimie, diferit\u0103 de aceea a iubirilor. Trebuie s\u0103 sim\u0163i o form\u0103 de \u00eencredere, deschidere, \u015fi mai presus de toate, senza\u0163ia c\u0103 e\u015fti 100% liber\u0103 al\u0103turi de prietena aia. C\u0103 po\u0163i s\u0103 faci orice demen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi n-o s\u0103 dea ochii peste cap simandicos, c\u0103 v\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i reciproc glumele \u015fi nu v\u0103 da\u0163i lovituri sub centur\u0103. Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 “f\u0103”. E nivelul suprem de disponibilitate. <\/p>\n
“F\u0103” azv\u00e2rlit cu dispre\u0163, fie unui b\u0103rbat, fie unei femei, \u00eens\u0103, e decoct de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de \u00eenjurat f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te repe\u0163i. \u00censeamn\u0103 “E\u015fti un conglomerat de c\u0103cat at\u00e2t de mare, \u00eenc\u00e2t ai fi mai util r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit pe ogor pentru fertilizarea recoltei, dec\u00e2t laolalt\u0103.” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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