Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 eroul Blec Fraidei s-a luptat cu turcii sau a compus muzic\u0103, cert e c\u0103 \u00eel s\u0103rb\u0103torim ca pe Eminescu: pe 15 ianuarie na\u015fterea, pe 15 iunie moartea, pe 15 septembrie prima apari\u0163ie \u00een volum, pe 15 decembrie prima noapte cu Vero, \u015fi tot a\u015fa. <\/p>\n
Pe c\u00e2nd Blec era semierou \u015fi nu p\u0103trunsese cu toat\u0103 oastea pe meleagurile noastre, \u00eel s\u0103rb\u0103toream \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 zi. Dooj \u015fi ceva noiembrie gen. O vineri. Blec este un erou venusian \u015fi veneric.
\nDar anul \u0103sta, se pare c\u0103 Blec a mai cotropit ni\u015fte cnezate \u015fi voievodate, a mai ctitorit o m\u0103n\u0103stire sau a scris Scrisoarea a VI-a, nu mi-e foarte clar, cert e c\u0103 de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, o mie de magazine, pizzerii, oalecubun\u0103t\u0103\u0163i, oalecur\u0103ut\u0103\u0163i, haine scumpe, haine ieftine \u015fi haine a\u015fa \u015fi a\u015fa r\u0103geau \u00een mail: vezi, vinerea. Nu rata vinerea, Unicul supereou, Blec Fraidei, vinerea. <\/p>\n
Eu m-am uitat \u00een frigider. Papa bun. M-am uitat \u00een dulap. V\u00e2rfuit de haine. M-am uitat pe toate mobilele din cas\u0103. Mun\u0163i de haine. Scumpe, ieftine, a\u015fa \u015fi a\u015fa. M-am uitat \u00een baie. Cosmetice c\u00e2t pentru o armat\u0103 de prostituate. Probabil trei sferturi o s\u0103 expire virgine. Dar erau la superofert\u0103 de alt Blec Fraidei. <\/p>\n
M-am uitat sub mun\u0163ii de haine men\u0163iona\u0163i \u00een amonte. Pula, al\u0163i mun\u0163i, de literatur\u0103 necitit\u0103. Probabil trei sferturi din ea o s\u0103 expire p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ajung eu la ea. <\/p>\n
I-am mul\u0163umit cu lacrimi \u00een ochi eroului Blec Fraidei c\u0103 mi-a revelat ce echipat\u0103 sunt din toate punctele de vedere \u015fi i-am s\u0103rb\u0103torit ziua cu post, rug\u0103ciune \u015fi m\u0103t\u0103nii. <\/p>\n
Pentru ca, de mar\u0163i \u00eencoace, din nou, o mie de magazine, pizzerii, oalecubun\u0103t\u0103\u0163i, oalecur\u0103ut\u0103\u0163i, haine scumpe, haine ieftine \u015fi haine a\u015fa \u015fi a\u015fa s\u0103 rag\u0103 \u00een mail: vezi, vinerea. Nu rata vinerea, Unicul supereou, Blec Fraidei, vinerea. <\/p>\n
A\u015fadar, revin la nedumerirea din titlu:<\/p>\n
C\u00e2\u0163i Blec Fraidei s\u0103rb\u0103torim anul \u0103sta??<\/p>\n
\u015ei dac\u0103-s at\u00e2\u0163ia, hai s\u0103 simplific\u0103m. Nu e Blec Fraidei, ci Blec Month. Sau, dac\u0103 e s\u0103 arunc\u0103m o privire \u00een ansamblu. <\/p>\n
Blec I\u0103r. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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