Citesc diverse pozi\u0163ii zilele astea. De la “ce, b\u0103, de ce s\u0103 interzici tutunul \u015fi s\u0103 la\u015fi alcoolul, care e cauza decesului a jum\u0103tate din jude\u0163ul Vaslui, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 pneumonie \u015fi alte boli incurabile?” la “Dac\u0103 sunt prietena voastr\u0103, b\u0103i, fum\u0103torilor, e normal s\u0103 m\u0103 prefera\u0163i pe mine \u0163ig\u0103rii”.<\/p>\n
\u015ei dac\u0103 tot au to\u0163i dreptul la o p\u0103rere, iat-o \u015fi pe a mea. <\/p>\n
Sunt nefum\u0103toare. Nu m-a atras tutunul niciodat\u0103. \u015ei nu pentru “o femeie trebuie s\u0103”. M\u0103 doare-n anus ce trebuie s\u0103 o femeie \u015fi dac\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi o s\u0103 m\u0103 vede\u0163i povestind ce are de f\u0103cut o femeie ca s\u0103 fie o unealt\u0103 mai \u00eembucur\u0103toare pentru ochiul masculului, recomand s\u0103 m\u0103 pune\u0163i \u00een c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 de for\u0163\u0103; am \u00eennebunit. Pur \u015fi simplu, a\u015fa cum m\u0103 afund cu pasiune \u00een viciile care-mi vin firesc, rezist cu aceea\u015fi pasiune la ce nu mi se potrive\u015fte. Eu am c\u0103i respiratorii praf – la Colectiv a\u015f fi fost primul mort – \u015fi fumatul nu m\u0103 atrage. <\/p>\n
Dar c\u00e2nd un interlocutor cere voie s\u0103 fumeze, mi se pare firesc s\u0103 nu stric pl\u0103cerea omului, ca s\u0103 m\u0103 dau eu pizd\u0103 important\u0103. Prefer s\u0103-mi subliniez importan\u0163a prin seriozitatea profesional\u0103 cu care-mi tratez colabor\u0103rile sau prin munc\u0103 bine f\u0103cut\u0103. Mizele mici, gen “M-am dat rotund\u0103 \u015fi am \u00eenfr\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2nt, l-am f\u0103cut pe un am\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 se simt\u0103 prost o sear\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103” nu m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lzesc cu nimic. <\/p>\n
Deci: mediu de nefum\u0103tori? E ok. Mediu de fum\u0103tori? Idem. Important e s\u0103 nu m\u0103 freci la icre cu inep\u0163ii. Dac\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi genul de comportament care m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103, n-ai dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fumezi \/ bei \/ te droghezi \/ faci amor cu zece curve \u00een preajma mea: e\u015fti adult vaccinat. <\/p>\n
Bun. Dar \u00een bar. <\/p>\n
S\u0103 arunc\u0103m un ochi c\u0103tre capitala tuturor viciilor din lume, Amsterdam. Cum rezolv\u0103 ei problema marijuanei? <\/p>\n
Cu c\u00e2rciumi de marijuana. Toat\u0103 lumea \u015ftie c\u0103 acolo se fumeaz\u0103 iarb\u0103. \u015ei motivul pentru care te duci acolo e s\u0103 te spargi. Nu merge nimeni la o cr\u00e2\u015fm\u0103 etichetat\u0103 clar ca “loc de fumat cuie” s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 se aoleasc\u0103: “Sfinte Sisoie \u015fi Arsenie Boca, ce e nesim\u0163irea asta sinistr\u0103?” <\/p>\n
Nu, tati. Ai trecut pragul unui loc, \u015ftii ce e acolo. Take it or leave it. <\/p>\n
Astea fiind spuse, singura fiin\u0163\u0103 \u00eendrept\u0103\u0163it\u0103 s\u0103 decid\u0103 ce se consum\u0103 la barul lui Costel mi se pare, uimire mare – Costel \u00eensu\u015fi. Nu statul, nu prietenii lui Costel, nu du\u015fmanii lui Costel \u015fi nu str\u0103inii care n-au nici o treab\u0103 cu Costel. Investi\u0163ia omului, decizia lui. <\/p>\n
A\u015fadar, Costel are tot dreptul, cum v\u0103d eu lucrurile, s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103: a) bar de fum\u0103tori b) bar de inefum\u0103tori c) bar mixt. Cu obliga\u0163ia s\u0103 dea \u015fi \u00een \u015eapte Seri \u015fi pe propriul site: bar de fum\u0103tori \/ bar de nefum\u0103tori \/ bar mixt. <\/p>\n
Iar c\u00e2nd Gogu \u015fi Rodica ies \u00een ora\u015f, se uit\u0103 pe lista de baruri, se uit\u0103 la specific \u015fi aleg ceva dup\u0103 inimile lor. <\/p>\n
Problem\u0103 rezolvat\u0103.
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