{"id":10169,"date":"2015-12-12T14:19:26","date_gmt":"2015-12-12T14:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=10169"},"modified":"2015-12-12T20:29:36","modified_gmt":"2015-12-12T20:29:36","slug":"despre-servicii-si-tipsuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-servicii-si-tipsuri\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre servicii \u015fi tipsuri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La un vechi job al meu, aveam o coleg\u0103 un pic autist\u0103. Nu la modul propriu, ci, cumva, mereu \u00ee\u0163i spunea cel mai jignitor \u015fi mai inoportun rahat, \u015fi nu din r\u0103utate, ci pur \u015fi simplu pentru c\u0103 nu se prindea c\u0103 e jignitor \u015fi inoportun, mereu f\u0103cea gesturi care te \u00eendemnau la un peren wtf, dar \u00een rest era fat\u0103 bun\u0103. \u015ei \u00eentr-o zi \u00eemi zice:<br \/>\n-B\u0103i, nu \u00een\u0163eleg de ce se uit\u0103 taximetri\u015ftii ur\u00e2t c\u00e2nd le cobor din ma\u015fin\u0103.<br \/>\n-Adic\u0103?<br \/>\n-Totul \u00eencepe politicos, dar se termin\u0103 cu o m\u00e2r\u00e2ial\u0103 de la revedere.<br \/>\n-Posibil nu le la\u015fi tip.<br \/>\n-Ba le las. Dac\u0103 cursa e 7.4 lei, \u00eei las 8.<br \/>\n-P\u0103i de-asta. Las\u0103 \u015fi tu un 10.<br \/>\n-P\u0103i din \u0103ia 2 lei \u00eemi mai iau \u015fi un corn. <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sunt oameni care nu \u00een\u0163eleg structural ideea de &#8220;servicii&#8221;. De ce l\u0103s\u0103m tip omului care ne duce cu ma\u015fina, omului care ne aduce supa la mas\u0103 \u015fi omului care ne face curat la hotel \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103?<br \/>\nPentru c\u0103 sunt reminiscen\u0163e aristocratice. Noi nu avem nevoie real de munca lor. Exist\u0103 transport \u00een comun, buc\u0103t\u0103ria de acas\u0103 respectiv detergen\u0163ii de f\u0103cut curat la hotel. \u00cen clipa c\u00e2nd cineva ne face un serviciu aristocratic, ne oblig\u0103 la o recompens\u0103 aristocratic\u0103. De aici, joburile care presupun tips. <\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd lucrezi acas\u0103 la tine pe computer, nu oferi un serviciu direct nim\u0103nui. Po\u0163i s-o faci \u00een chilo\u0163i. Po\u0163i s\u0103 stai bosumflat cu un bot de 3 metri, s\u0103 pu\u0163i a usturoi, s\u0103 ascul\u0163i ce muzic\u0103 vrei tu \u015fi s\u0103 te doar\u0103-n anus de lume. C\u00e2nd lucrezi la un birou, sau cu o echip\u0103, adaptarea e minim\u0103. Te \u00eenve\u0163i care-s limitele celorlal\u0163i, ei \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 care-s ale tale \u015fi deveni\u0163i o mic\u0103 familie. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen servicii, trebuie s\u0103 fii bombonic\u0103 uneori 12 ore pe zi, cu orice str\u0103in care-\u0163i iese \u00een cale. \u015ei s\u0103-l faci (\u00een teorie) s\u0103 se simt\u0103 bine. <\/p>\n<p>De aceea, mai degrab\u0103 nu ies \u00een ora\u015f dec\u00e2t s\u0103 nu las tip chelnerului bun \u015fi taximetristului prompt, care-\u015fi \u015ftie meseria. Mai degrab\u0103 nu merg \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 dac\u0103 n-am s\u0103 las tip doamnei de obicei \u00eentre dou\u0103 v\u00e2rste care, pe un salariu minim pe economie, \u00eemi transform\u0103 haosul \u00een paradis zi de zi. \u015ei-mi vede chilo\u0163ii arunca\u0163i pe lamp\u0103. \u015ei m\u0103car eu nu m\u0103 dau la ea, dar uite, animale ca Strauss &#8211; Kahn o fac \u015fi mai \u015fi zic c\u0103 ea a vrut. <\/p>\n<p>Am scris aceast\u0103 postare pentru c\u0103 am sharuit un post al lui Gabi Georgescu de la Fabrica. Unul care vorbe\u015fte despre nesim\u0163irea furnizorului de servicii devenit \u015fp\u0103gar. <\/p>\n<p>Reclama\u0163ie pe care o preiau \u015fi aici, c\u0103 e important: <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Iata aici frustrare si aruncata pe facebook: acum 10 min am plecat din fabrica spre casa cu taxiul. Pana la mine acasa aparatul arata 9.1 lei. Am scos din buzunar 12 lei sa fie bine (in conditiile in care spaga normala este de 10%). In speta o hartie de 10 lei + 2 de un leu. Domnul de la volan s-a uitat la mine jignit si in secunda 2 a luat cei 2 lei si i-a aruncat pe geam. Si am intrebat de ce? Raspuns: &#8220;puteai sa lasi si tu 15 lei&#8230;&#8230;..te rog frumos sa iesi in momentul asta din masina! Nu stau de vorba cu oameni de felul tau!&#8221; Se cheama Taxi Leone.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Iar discu\u0163ia de la subsolul meu a deviat c\u0103tre: \u015fi totu\u015fi de ce d\u0103m bac\u015fi\u015f? <\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 ne folosim de un serviciu domnesc \u015fi ne purt\u0103m ca ni\u015fte domni. Sau dac\u0103 nu suntem \u00een stare \u015fi ne ustur\u0103-n testicule fiecare b\u0103nu\u0163, hai s\u0103 mergem cu tramvaiul. \u0102la e proletar, \u015fi acolo cert nu vrea nimeni tip. Cel mult se servesc c\u00e2\u0163iva din buzunarele tale. \u015ei nu iau doi lei. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La un vechi job al meu, aveam o coleg\u0103 un pic autist\u0103. 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