\u015eti\u0163i bancul vestit cu Bul\u0103 \u015fi musca? Dac\u0103 nu-l \u015fti\u0163i, vi-l spun eu.
\n-Ce-ai, Bul\u0103?
\n-Mi-a intrat o musc\u0103-n cur.
\n-Vai, ce obscen, zi-o \u015fi tu mai pe ocolite.
\n-OK. Deci a venit musca. A ocolit, a ocolit, \u015fi a mai ocolit pu\u0163in, dar tot \u00een cur a intrat. <\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 sunt magnificii no\u015ftri parlamentari, iar musca sunt pensiile speciale de aproximativ 1500 lei pe mandat pe care \u015fi le d\u0103ruiesc singuri, \u00een timp ce fac caz c\u00e2nd vine vorba s\u0103 majoreze cu c\u00e2\u0163iva b\u0103nu\u0163i o pensie de 800 de lei a unui nene am\u0103r\u00e2t din Coc\u00e2rla\u0163ii de Vale. <\/p>\n
Au tot trimis legea \u00eenapoi, pe la comitete \u015fi comi\u0163ii, au ocolit, din iunie \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, dar tot \u00een cur a intrat. <\/p>\n
Ce e foarte evident \u00een acest moment, \u00eens\u0103, e nevoia disperat\u0103. DISPERAT\u0102. De un nou partid. <\/p>\n
PSD-ul e cu furtul cinstit, ca s\u0103 zic a\u015fa. Cu furtul b\u0103tr\u00e2nesc, declarat, de la obraz. Da, tati, eu pentru efortul meu de a dormi \u00een plen merit 1500 lei pe lun\u0103 \/ mandat. Dac\u0103 am avut trei, mia de euroi e a mea. P\u00e2n\u0103 acum \u00eei furam cu art\u0103 \u015fi precizie din \u015fp\u0103gi \u015fi comisioane. Acum c\u0103 st\u0103 DNA cu ochii pe mine, ia suge\u0163i voi frumu\u015fel pula ca pe nai, c\u0103 oficializez eu faptul c\u0103 mie mi se cuvin bani gr\u0103mad\u0103. \u00cen fond, m-am obosit \u00een dou\u0103 luni de campanie \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163ind f\u0103in\u0103 \u015fi oloi la to\u0163i pauperii din satele s\u0103race de moldoveni, nu? F\u0103r\u0103 oloiul nostru, cum apucau s\u0103-\u015fi dea foc la neveste, s\u0103 aib\u0103 c\u0103ldur\u0103 la iarn\u0103? <\/p>\n
Dar parc\u0103 \u015fi mai \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103tor mi se pare PNL-ul, cu intratul mu\u015ftei \u00een cur pe ocolite. At\u00e2ta ineficien\u0163\u0103 la un loc rar mi-a fost dat s\u0103 v\u0103d. De un an, au declara\u0163ia pre\u015fedintelui c\u0103 ar fi (fost) cazul s\u0103 preia puterea, de un an sunt a\u015ftepta\u0163i s\u0103 ac\u0163ioneze, de un an se laud\u0103 la TV \u015fi pe Facebook c\u0103 au scula mare \u015fi ce bine o folosesc \u015fi de un an, se rezum\u0103 s\u0103 se laude. <\/p>\n
Dar azi, au reu\u015fit s\u0103 se dep\u0103\u015feasc\u0103 pe ei \u00een\u015fi\u015fi. <\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 ce nu au f\u0103cut nimic eficient \u00een tot acest timp, azi, la votul final pentru pensiile nesim\u0163ite, au decis s\u0103 combat\u0103 a\u015fa cum se combate cel mai bine un proiect de lege la o votare. Citez din propriul lor comunicat de pres\u0103, de pe pnl.ro: <\/p>\n
Liderul liberal a anun\u0163at decizia liberalilor de a nu sus\u0163ine aceast\u0103 lege \u015fi a declarat c\u0103 parlamentarii liberali p\u0103r\u0103sesc sala de \u0219edin\u0163e, \u00een semn de protest fa\u0163\u0103 de acest proiect de restaurare a privilegiilor.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
S\u0103 fi protestat pe calea tradi\u0163ional\u0103, adic\u0103 vot\u00e2nd \u00eempotriv\u0103, nu le-ar fi dat prin cap. \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n
Serios, uneori ajungi s\u0103 preferi tactica cinstit\u0103 a furatului de la obraz dec\u00e2t intratul mu\u015ftei \u00een cur pe ocolite. Te las pe tine s\u0103-mi bagi b\u0103nu\u0163ii \u00een buzunar, aparent cu sila, \u00een timp ce urlu din r\u0103sputeri c\u0103 ajutor, viol, ultragiu, un teanc de bani \u00eemi penetreaz\u0103 barbar portofelul, f\u0103r\u0103 prezervativ \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 alifie. \u015ei c\u0103 nu sunt de acord, dar nici nu scot spray-ul paralizant din buzunar, c\u0103 poate \u00eenceteaz\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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