Noi, rom\u00e2nii, avem o pl\u0103cere boln\u0103vicioas\u0103 de a jigni. Avem neap\u0103rat nevoie s\u0103 ne agas\u0103m interlocutorul, s\u0103-l facem s\u0103 se simt\u0103 prost, s\u0103-i inducem o stare nasoal\u0103. Ne bucur\u0103m c\u0103 i-am stricat ziua. Citez dintr-o conversa\u0163ie random cu un blocat: <\/p>\n
Cet\u0103\u0163ean Random De Pe Net: Degeaba te crezi de\u015fteapt\u0103, e\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103.
\nEu: Vezi c\u0103 astea nu se exclud reciproc.
\nCet\u0103\u0163ean Random De Pe Net: Hai, recunoa\u015fte c\u0103 te-a trecut un val de ru\u015fine \u015fi umilin\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u0163i-am scris asta.
\nEu: Nu, m-a trecut un val de sc\u00e2rb\u0103 la adresa ta. Ca orice \u015fomer pe care-l refuz\u0103 femeile, unicul lucru pe care ]l mai po\u0163i induce \u00een ele e iritarea.
\n\u0102la: Hai, recunoa\u015fte c\u0103 te oftici.
\nEu: Logic. Suf\u0103r pe timpul pierdut \u00een dialogul cu un ratat. Puteam vedea cinci minute de film bun sau face cincizeci de abdomene \u00een acest timp. De aceea, ce propui. Taci tu singur sau te blochez eu?
\n\u0102la: Adev\u0103rul c\u0103 e\u015fti o curv\u0103 doare, nu?
\nYou cannot reply to this conversation. <\/p>\n
Da, m\u0103, s\u0103r\u0103cia, abrutizarea, lipsa perspectivelor sexuale pot face un om s\u0103 agreseze str\u0103ini pe net. \u00centr-un fel, pot \u00een\u0163elege de ce m-a ales pe mine. Nu e nici o pl\u0103cere s\u0103 te legi de una cumin\u0163ic\u0103, inofensiv\u0103, care, dac-o rogi frumos, \u00ee\u0163i face \u015fi un ceai. Te legi de una care e vizibil independent\u0103, st\u0103p\u00e2n\u0103 pe sine, dezinhibat\u0103 \u015fi liber\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu erau astea, femeile se vindeau \u00eenc\u0103 la t\u00e2rgul de vite duminica. <\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 pe un ratat nefutut \u00eel po\u0163i \u00een\u0163elege, sunt dou\u0103 categorii de oameni care \u00eemi \u00eenfr\u00e2ng logica, mi-o h\u0103cuiesc \u015fi fac din ea sarmale de post. <\/p>\n
A) Oamenii care-\u015fi jignesc persoanele apropiate <\/p>\n
Genul \u0103sta de om discut\u0103 foarte afabil, cu mult\u0103 corectitudine politic\u0103, de c\u00e2te ori are de a face cu str\u0103ini. Dar cu prietenii intimi se comport\u0103 ca un jeg. Le pretinde chestii pe un ton de st\u0103p\u00e2n absolut – dar, desigur, chestia asta nu e reciproc\u0103, pentru c\u0103 oportunismul curge doar \u00een aval, nu \u015fi \u00een amonte. Le expediaz\u0103 obiec\u0163iile \u015fi argumentele cu ni\u015fte jigniri de u\u015fa cortului. \u00cei umile\u015fte constant \u015fi cum apuc\u0103.
\nAm avut \u015fi eu scurte intersect\u0103ri cu astfel de personaje, cu diferen\u0163a c\u0103, dac\u0103 scot eu \u0163a\u0163a la \u00eenaintare, fie au devenit mielu\u015fei, fie s-au c\u0103rat cu viteza luminii. Dar uneori, \u0103\u015ftia dau peste persoane cu stima de sine labil\u0103 \u015fi atunci asi\u015fti la un continuu abuz, dureros privirii \u015fi sufletului, \u00een care un biet om \u00ee\u015fi pune sufletul pe tav\u0103 \u015fi cel\u0103lalt i se urineaz\u0103 constant exact la mijloc. <\/p>\n
A\u015f vrea, serios, s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg psihologia genului acestuia de cotarl\u0103. \u00cen mor\u0163ii t\u0103i de prost, pe cine te sprijini \u00een via\u0163\u0103? Pe str\u0103inii pe care-i pupi asiduu \u00een fiecare cotlon al curului sau pe prietenii cu care te \u015ftergi la cur? \u015ei dac\u0103 r\u0103spunsul e B, de ce mor\u0163ii t\u0103i de jeg autosuficient nu e\u015fti \u00een stare s\u0103 le oferi un tratament adecvat, respect, apreciere, sus\u0163inere?<\/p>\n
Pe genul \u0103sta de individ l-a\u015f castra cu o lam\u0103 tocit\u0103 de bic, sau, dac\u0103 e femeie, i-a\u015f extrage ovarele cu o lam\u0103 tocit\u0103 de bic. S\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 se reproduc\u0103. <\/p>\n
B) Oamenii care jignesc persoane pe baza op\u0163iunilor lor de via\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n
Exemplu: O bab\u0103 discut\u00e2nd la coad\u0103 cu o tineric\u0103 la Mega Image: <\/p>\n
Baba: \u015ei copii cam c\u00e2nd ave\u0163i de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 face\u0163i?
\nTinerica: Nu avem cum, c\u0103 eu nu-mi g\u0103sesc nicicum de lucru, iar Andrei are abia 16 milioane salariu, abia ne ajung de noi.
\nBaba: Dar trebuie s\u0103 face\u0163i copii. Care e rostul vie\u0163ii f\u0103r\u0103 copii?
\nTinerica: Poate mai \u00eencolo, dup\u0103 ce punem un ban deoparte.
\nBaba: Las’ c\u0103 v\u0103 \u015ftiu eu pe voi, astea de azi, trage\u0163i toate a lene \u015fi nu face\u0163i copii c\u0103 e de munc\u0103 cu ei. <\/p>\n
\u015eI CHIAR DAC\u0102 AR FI FOST ASTA JUSTIFICAREA, CE MOR\u0162II M\u0102-TII TE FUTE GRIJA? ar fi fost replica pe care a\u015f fi pus-o eu, scenarist, \u00een gura tinerei. \u0162I-AM F\u0102CUT EU \u0162IE PLANNING FAMILIAL, COTOROAN\u0162\u0102 B\u0102G\u0102CIOAS\u0102? \u015eI DAC\u0102 NU, DE C\u00c2ND MI-L FACI TU MIE??<\/p>\n
Sigur, eu nu-s scenarist peste via\u0163a real\u0103, \u015fi fata a \u00eencercat s\u0103 se scuze politicos, s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 o ie\u015fire diplomat\u0103 din agresiune, dar se vedea pe ea c\u0103 ar pune un Kala\u015fnikov la t\u00e2mpla casierei, s\u0103 se mi\u015fte mai repede \u015fi s\u0103 poat\u0103 pleca naibii de acolo. <\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 pe tine nu te afecteaz\u0103 direct ce face Ixulica cu via\u0163a ei, de ce s\u0103 te bagi? \u015ei ok, hai s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 te bagi s\u0103 treac\u0103 timpul. De ce s\u0103-i induci o stare nasoal\u0103 legat\u0103 de op\u0163iunea ei? De ce s\u0103-i strici ziua? Doar pentru c\u0103 po\u0163i. <\/p>\n
Cu siguran\u0163\u0103, Ixulica nu se va duce acas\u0103 la b\u0103rbat, s\u0103-i zic\u0103: Hai, m\u0103, s\u0103 facem totu\u015fi copii, s\u0103 nu zic\u0103 babele de mine c\u0103-s lene\u015f\u0103. Dar \u00een mod cert o s\u0103 te catalogheze la “c\u0103ca\u0163i cu ochi”. <\/p>\n
Nu putem, pur \u015fi simplu, s\u0103 trecem cu vederea modul \u00een care cei din jur aleg s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftim noi mai bine? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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