Oric\u00e2t ne-am da de obraze fine \u015fi de ra\u0163ionali, suntem un popor predominant emo\u0163ional, animat de dou\u0103 motoare: capra vecinului \u015fi punerea de pat\u0103. <\/p>\n
Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, ni se c\u0103\u015fun\u0103 pe c\u00e2te cineva, \u00een general pentru c\u0103 \u00eei merge bine. \u015ei atunci \u00eencepem s\u0103-l ur\u00e2m \u00een grup. Fiecare aduce la bagajul de ur\u0103 comun\u0103 ce are: \u00eenjur\u0103turi simple, \u00eenjur\u0103turi mai cu subordonate, b\u0103\u015fc\u0103u de autobaz\u0103, b\u0103\u015fc\u0103lie tip vitrion englezesc – cerneal\u0103 violent\u0103 \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. <\/p>\n
Ultima victim\u0103 a conului de ur\u0103 este Dan Puric. <\/p>\n
Acum, departe de mine vreo inten\u0163ie s\u0103-l ap\u0103r pe Dan Puric. Mi-e antipatic de mul\u0163i ani. \u00cenc\u0103 de c\u00e2nd doamna corectoare a unei reviste la care lucram \u00eemi povestea cum toat\u0103 clasa pune bani de majorat s\u0103-i cumpere tog\u0103 american\u0103 \u015fi \u015fapc\u0103 p\u0103trat\u0103 fiului lui Dan Puric, c\u0103 ta-su, spirit rom\u00e2nesc fiind, refuz\u0103 s\u0103 cotizeze la americ\u0103nisme, chit c\u0103 asta ar \u00eensemna ca poza de absolvire s\u0103-l aib\u0103 pe fi-su absent sau \u00een alte haine. Obtuzitate mai sinistr\u0103 pentru nevoia adolescentin\u0103 de a te alinia la colegi rar am \u00eent\u00e2lnit. \u015ei restul p\u0103rin\u0163ilor str\u00e2ngeau bani de mila copilului lui Puric. \u0102sta e omul Puric. <\/p>\n
Dar nici nu mi se pare justificat\u0103 toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 rev\u0103rsare de ur\u0103 pe absolut orice face profesional. Pentru c\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme, teatrul lui Puric \u00ee\u015fi ia exact acelea\u015fi \u00eenjur\u0103turi pe care le iau conferin\u0163ele lui la casele de cultur\u0103.
\nDimpotriv\u0103, hai s\u0103 examin\u0103m respectivele conferin\u0163e ca pe un act de entertainment. Ca pe o pies\u0103 de teatru. Numai c\u0103 fic\u0163iunea nu e “un b\u0103iat iubea o fat\u0103” sau “doi b\u0103ie\u0163i iubeau o fat\u0103, iar ea \u00eei \u00eemb\u00e2rliga pe ambii” ci “ce frumo\u015fi \u015fi de\u015ftep\u0163i sunte\u0163i, dragi pl\u0103titori”.
\nG\u0103selni\u0163a e genial\u0103. \u00centotdeauna, omul simplu, care nu \u00een\u0163elege mecanismele interne ale actului performativ, va fi mai \u00eenduio\u015fat de o poveste despre el, dec\u00e2t de o fic\u0163iune plin\u0103 de conven\u0163ional. Da, o s\u0103 dea 50 de lei s\u0103 aud\u0103 c\u0103 suntem un popor special \u015fi c\u0103 el, gigelul, e special? Care ar fi alternativa? S\u0103 munceasc\u0103. N-ai s\u0103 vezi! <\/p>\n
C\u00e2\u0163i a\u0163i avut ini\u0163iativa asta sclipitoare de business, s\u0103 merge\u0163i \u00een \u0163ar\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 le povesti\u0163i oamenilor c\u00e2t sunt de superbi? Nici unii. De-aia Puric face un purcoi de bani iar pro\u015ftii pl\u0103tesc uniforma copilului. <\/p>\n
\u015ei repet, nu \u00eel ap\u0103r cu nimic. Doar \u00een\u0163eleg ra\u0163ional ce face \u015fi de ce. <\/p>\n
Dar conul de ur\u0103 nu e o noutate. Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd se pogoar\u0103 pe c\u00e2te cineva \u015fi \u00een secunda aia, orice ar face persoana respectiv\u0103 e infinit de prost \u015fi de neprivibil, iar oricine are o vorb\u0103 cel pu\u0163in nuan\u0163at\u0103 de spus despre persoana respectiv\u0103 risc\u0103 un con de ur\u0103 proprie. <\/p>\n
Victime trecute ale conului de ur\u0103: <\/p>\n
Sergiu Nicolaescu. Florin Salam <\/strong><\/p>\n Nu degeaba a ajuns Florin Salam pe coperta Paris Match \u015fi nu degeaba a vrut Goran Bregovic s\u0103 lucreze cu el. Omul are o voce incredibil\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2nd se dezl\u0103n\u0163uie, poate concura cu orice solist de jazz de renume. <\/p>\n Din p\u0103cate, genul pe care-l practic\u0103 e maneaua \u015fi asta ne va face s\u0103-l ur\u00e2m pe via\u0163\u0103. De\u015fi aici apare alt paradox. Cum se face c\u0103 arti\u015ftii pe care \u00eei iubim la nivel de declara\u0163ii mor de foame, iar cei pe care \u00eei trat\u0103m cu sc\u00e2rb\u0103 superioar\u0103 sunt pur \u015fi simplu cople\u015fi\u0163i de angajamente? <\/p>\n C\u00e2t timp lucram la reviste, am luptat \u015fi cu morile de v\u00e2nt s\u0103 ob\u0163in OK-ul s\u0103 fac un interviu cu Florin Salam. Mi se p\u0103rea c\u0103 are lucruri interesante de povestit. “Ce, m\u0103? Un manelar \u00een paginile noastre fine, cu coper\u0163i cu Monica Gabor? Oh, vai”. <\/p>\n Dar \u00eenc\u0103 n-am murit. La un moment dat o s\u0103 fac un interviu cu Florin Salam \u015fi simt \u00een ovare c\u0103 va fi unul dintre cele mai mi\u015fto interviuri din via\u0163a mea. <\/p>\n Fuego<\/strong><\/p>\n Fuego a ap\u0103rut \u00een epoca gre\u015fit\u0103. Azi, o alur\u0103 cvasi-gay \u00een art\u0103 e chiar binevenit\u0103. “Da, c\u00e2nt\u0103 prost, dar uite c\u00e2t de gay arat\u0103!” “Corect, merit\u0103 o \u015fans\u0103.” Ne mai calm\u0103m \u015fi noi un pic? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Oric\u00e2t ne-am da de obraze fine \u015fi de ra\u0163ionali, suntem un popor predominant emo\u0163ional, animat de dou\u0103 motoare: capra vecinului \u015fi punerea de pat\u0103....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10234,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/puric.jpg?fit=800%2C532&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10235,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10233\/revisions\/10235"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nC\u00e2nd eram mic\u0103, \u0163in minte c\u0103 am r\u00e2s la “Nea M\u0103rin Miliardar” \u015fi cu anusul. Sergiu era hip \u015fi cool. Dup\u0103 revolu\u0163ie, subit s-a transformat \u00een marele du\u015fman public al cinemaului \u015fi, \u00een consecin\u0163\u0103, orice a f\u0103cut \u015fi-a luat toneeee de umori. Tone.
\nDa, po\u0163i spune c\u0103 avea un stil vintage de a construi povestea \u015fi a decupa cadrele. Dar po\u0163i privi vintage-ul respectiv ca pe un stil, nu ca pe un motiv de ur\u0103 exacerbat\u0103.
\nNu, nene. Nicolaescu era ciuca \u00eenjur\u0103turilor.
\nChiar am f\u0103cut un test. Am scris o cronic\u0103 pozitiv\u0103 la “Poker”, care nu e mare capodoper\u0103, dar e la nivelul comediilor de var\u0103 de mall, oric\u00e2nd.
\nM-a \u00eenjurat internetul de parc\u0103 a\u015f fi f\u0103cut turneu de violat mame. <\/p>\n
\nC\u00e2nd a ap\u0103rut Fuego eram to\u0163i ceva mai homofobi \u015fi, cumva, \u00een virtutea unei iner\u0163ii specifice omului prost, continu\u0103m s\u0103-i repro\u015f\u0103m exact lucrurile pentru care Justinii (Bieber, Timberlake \u015fi etc) sunt idolii la femei.
\nDe\u015fi \u00eentre timp, b\u0103iatul \u015fi-a g\u0103sit ni\u015fa perfect\u0103 de public. Babele miloase. “\u00cempodobe\u015fte mam\u0103 braduul”. \u015ei baba se ud\u0103 toat\u0103. De lacrimi. \u015ei-a construit personajul public “puiul mamei”. \u015etim to\u0163i c\u0103 e o conven\u0163ie. \u015ei e una de care gospodinele cu copii pleca\u0163i la c\u0103p\u015fun\u0103rit au nevoie.
\n\u015ei \u00eei st\u0103 chiar bine postura asta. Timbrul lui vocal \u015fi fa\u0163a de bebelu\u015f sunt impecabile. Asocierea cu Irina Loghin, a\u015fijderea.<\/p>\n