Azi e 2 ianuarie. \u00cencep o nou\u0103 via\u0163\u0103. E ora 10 diminea\u0163a. \u00cemi fac o cafea, du\u015f \u015fi m\u0103 bag la abdomene. \u0102\u0103\u0103, dar parc\u0103 sunt un pic obosit\u0103. Mai \u00eenchid ochii pu\u0163in. Ce-are?<\/p>\n
E ora 12.15. Am deschis ochii pu\u0163in. Hai, serios, trebuie s\u0103-mi fac cafea. Sun\u0103 telefonul. <\/p>\n
Ora 13.20. N-am avut dec\u00e2t o conversa\u0163ie scurt\u0103 amical\u0103. Hai s\u0103 fac cafeaua aia. Stai c\u0103 mi-a trimis unu’ un link cu ceva de r\u00e2s. <\/p>\n
Ora 13.40. Bag pula, n-am lapte. \u015ei magazinul e depaaarte. Trei blocuri, e\u015fti nebun? O beau a\u015fa. Noroc c\u0103 mi-a mai dat unu’ un link cu ceva de pl\u00e2ns. Mai sun\u0103 telefonul o dat\u0103. <\/p>\n
Ora 14.25. Fusese apel gre\u015fit. M\u0103 rog, m\u0103car mi-am b\u0103ut cafeaua. Bleaks. Hai s\u0103 fac abdomene. <\/p>\n
Ora 14.40. C\u0103cat, ca s\u0103 fac abdomene trebuie s\u0103 adun gr\u0103mada de \u0163oale pe care le arunc seara pe jos, zi de zi, la dezbr\u0103care. \u015ei asta sun\u0103 a munc\u0103. Nu mai bine m\u0103 mai uit la colec\u0163ie de faze hazlii 2016 meganou?<\/p>\n
Ora 15.05 Gata, chiar adun hainele alea. Stai, sun\u0103 iar telefonul. De data asta e important. <\/p>\n
Ora 16.45 \u015ei acum hainele. Neap\u0103rat. Dar trebuie s\u0103 le sortez \u00een albe, colorate \u015fi negre, s\u0103 le bag la sp\u0103lat, iar pentru asta mai am nevoie de o cafea. Dar stai. Mi-a mai trimis unu’ un link cu ceva de r\u00e2s. <\/p>\n
Ora 17.05 \u00cen continuare n-am lapte. Iar magazinul e \u00een continuare departe. Cred c\u0103 dau anun\u0163 de Facebook: <\/p>\n
“Angajez url\u0103tor.
\nSarcini de munc\u0103:
\n-s\u0103 urle la mine: Cump\u0103r\u0103-\u0163i lapte!, F\u0103-\u0163i abdomenele!, Sorteaz\u0103-\u0163i hainele!, Spal\u0103-le! Acum pune-le la uscat!
\n-s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 la telefon: Da, ai ceva important cu Lorena? Nu? Atunci d\u0103-te-n g\u00e2tu’ m\u0103-tii c\u0103 are haine de sortat \u015fi o \u0163ii.
\n-s\u0103 dea block pe Facebook tuturor celor care trimit filmule\u0163e de r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n
Salariu: \u00een func\u0163ie de performan\u0163e.” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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