{"id":10249,"date":"2016-01-06T11:41:20","date_gmt":"2016-01-06T11:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=10249"},"modified":"2016-01-06T11:42:05","modified_gmt":"2016-01-06T11:42:05","slug":"asta-i-situatia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/asta-i-situatia\/","title":{"rendered":"“Asta-i situa\u0163ia!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am g\u0103sit textul \u0103sta mai vechi \u00een computer \u015fi am decis s\u0103-l \u00eempart cu voi, prietenii mei.<\/em><\/p>\n

A \u00eenceput un nou an. Ca de obicei, salut\u0103m noul \u00eenceput cu toat\u0103 energia \u015fi speran\u0163a\u2026 ok, epuiza\u0163i de at\u00e2ta b\u0103ut \u015fi b\u00e2ntuit baruri, dar hot\u0103r\u00e2\u0163i s\u0103 facem ceva nou \u015fi frumos cu vie\u0163ile noastre. Cel pu\u0163in unii. Al\u0163ii \u015ftim din start c\u0103 nu faci nimic din Rom\u00e2nia \u015fi c\u0103 asta-i situa\u0163ia, de aceea vom continua s\u0103 ne v\u0103ic\u0103rim c\u0103 e o \u0163ar\u0103 de c\u0103cat, c\u0103 bunica \/ femeile \/ b\u0103rba\u0163ii \/ vecinii \/ \u015famd., c\u0103 e comunism \u015fi, cu toate astea, nu vom face nimic s\u0103 schimb\u0103m ce ne nemul\u0163ume\u015fte. Sun\u0103 familiar?<\/p>\n

De c\u00e2te ori aud un om v\u0103ic\u0103rindu-se a treia oar\u0103 de fix aceea\u015fi t\u00e2mpenie \u2013 bine, bolile incurabile nu se pun! \u2013 \u00eemi vine s\u0103-i ard o palm\u0103 de s\u0103-i sar\u0103 m\u0103selele. Unu, pentru c\u0103 v\u0103ic\u0103reala e o transmisiune de energie negativ\u0103 de care nu am nici un chef. Doi, pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 ai identificat problema care te deranjeaz\u0103 \u015fi \u00een continuare nu faci nimic s-o rezolvi, ci doar te vaie\u0163i, meri\u0163i un cazan special \u00een iad.<\/p>\n

Una peste alta, oric\u00e2t de mult a\u015f detesta etichet\u0103rile, trebuie s\u0103 spun asta: exist\u0103 dou\u0103 categorii mari de oameni: \u0103ia care vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 lucruri \u015fi resemna\u0163ii congenitali.<\/p>\n

\u0102la care vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 un lucru \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103: c\u0103 va \u00eent\u00e2mpina obstacole, c\u0103 o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de lume \u00eei va pune be\u0163e-n roate, c\u0103 unii le vor promite marea cu sarea \u015fi nu le vor oferi nici m\u0103car piperul, c\u0103 vor ap\u0103rea probleme mai complicate dec\u00e2t te-ai fi putut a\u015ftepta \u00een cele mai hardcore co\u015fmaruri \u015fi c\u0103 nimic nu merge ca uns, iar dac\u0103 merge, s\u0103 noteze cu grij\u0103 numele lubrifiantului, s\u0103 mai ia un flacon.<\/p>\n

Iar c\u00e2nd tu \u00ee\u0163i ba\u0163i capul s\u0103 duci \u015faptezeci de mii de chestii deodat\u0103, \u015fi vine un resemnat care nu face nimic cu via\u0163a lui, s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103 nu faci nimic \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, \u015fi c\u0103 e normal c\u0103 nu faci nimic, sim\u0163i nevoia s\u0103-i vezi s\u00e2ngele decor\u00e2ndu-\u0163i pere\u0163ii ca ornament.<\/p>\n

“Da, frate, TU nu faci nimic. Tu \u015fi alte c\u00e2teva milioane de rom\u00e2ni o arde\u0163i inutil \u015fi penibil, ca ni\u015fte lepre lene\u015fe, \u015fi acuza\u0163i comunismul, \u0163ara, via\u0163a, orice altceva, \u00een loc s\u0103 v\u0103 asuma\u0163i c\u0103 e vorba strict de lene personal\u0103. \u00cen fond, exist\u0103 un motiv pentru care Bucure\u015ftiul e plin de chinezi, arabi \u015fi italieni. Oamenii \u0103ia mul\u0163i n-au venit \u00een \u0163ara noastr\u0103 pentru m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 \u015fi transhuman\u0163\u0103 deal \u2013 vale. Au venit pentru c\u0103 au g\u0103sit un climat de afaceri prielnic \u015fi au g\u0103sit un mod de a face bani aici.”<\/p>\n

Nu zic, e mult mai u\u015for s\u0103 te treze\u015fti la 11.00, cum am f\u0103cut eu azi, \u00eentr-o form\u0103 vag\u0103 de mahmureal\u0103, \u015fi s\u0103 zici c\u0103 patria, poporul \u015fi situa\u0163ia sunt de vin\u0103. E mai greu s\u0103 te treze\u015fti la \u015fapte \u015fi s\u0103 pui m\u00e2na la treab\u0103, cum face Guang Hong din \u201cDragonul Ro\u015fu\u201d, care, p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta, a v\u00e2ndut blugi de minimum 3000 lei. Iar situa\u0163ia e exact cum ne-o facem. Dac\u0103 ocupa\u0163ia ta preferat\u0103 e frecatul mentei, situa\u0163ia ta ar fi identic\u0103 \u00een toate \u0163\u0103rile universului. Poate ar diferi doar cuantumul ajutorului de \u015fomaj.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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