O prieten\u0103 a dat un status \u00een care \u00eentreba: Am dat un party la care am invitat un cuplu de amici. \u0102ia nu s-au prezentat, s-au scuzat c\u0103 au de stat cu copilul, dar eu \u015ftiu c\u0103 bunica a venit de la b\u0103i. Le spun c\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 sunt min\u0163it\u0103 sau o las moart\u0103?<\/p>\n
Nu dau numele prietenei, pentru c\u0103 nu discut\u0103m persoana, discut\u0103m idei \u015fi ac\u0163iuni. \u015ei vreau s\u0103 evit atacurile la persoan\u0103, analizele pseudo-psihologice \u015fi alte rom\u00e2nisme de rahat.<\/p>\n
Ce m-a frapat \u015fi mi-a \u00eenghe\u0163at stomacul a fost hoarda de cretini sini\u015ftri care au \u00eenceput: aaaa, p\u0103i dac\u0103 te-a min\u0163it nu \u0163i-e prieten. dac\u0103 n-a f\u0103cut acest mic sacrificiu, nu \u0163i-e prieten. dac\u0103 nu blablabla nu \u0163i-e prieten. ia o arm\u0103 \u015fi \u00eempu\u015fc\u0103 mincinosul. r\u0103stigne\u015fte-l. sp\u00e2nzur\u0103-l de grind\u0103. pune-l la col\u0163 pe coji de nuc\u0103.<\/p>\n
Dumnezeule, am oftat, dac\u0103 unii dintre preacinsti\u0163ii \u0103\u015ftia nu mi-ar fi dat \u015fi mie \u0163epe, \u015fi uneori chiar \u00een chestii mai serioase dec\u00e2t o petrecere, le-a\u015f fi recoltat osemintele dup\u0103 deces s\u0103-mi fac moa\u015fte din ele, c\u0103 e clar c\u0103-s oameni mai buni dec\u00e2t mine.<\/p>\n
NOOOT.<\/p>\n
Bun\u0103tatea \u015fi prietenia \u00eencep de la talentul \u015fi gra\u0163ia de a l\u0103sa de la tine. Dac\u0103 realmente \u00eei e\u015fti prieten acelui om \u015fi nu soacr\u0103 terorist\u0103.<\/p>\n
Primul nume care-mi vine \u00een minte c\u00e2nd spun cuv\u00e2ntul prieten\u0103 e ******. C\u00e2t de frecvent ne vedem? O dat\u0103 la trei luni. C\u00e2t de frecvent ne sun\u0103m? Uneori de zece ori pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, alteori t\u0103cem o lun\u0103. C\u00e2t de frecvent ne teroriz\u0103m \u015fi ne f***m antipatic la icre?<\/p>\n
NICIODAT\u0102.<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 prietenie \u00een absen\u0163a respectului.<\/p>\n
Iar dac\u0103 **** \u00eemi spune: “F\u0103, t\u00e2rfo (da, a\u015fa ne alint\u0103m noi reciproc, *t\u00e2rf\u0103” din gura lui ****** sun\u0103 mai tandru dec\u00e2t “magnifico” din gura lui random dude), m\u0103 doare un testicul, nu ie\u015fim azi”, nu m\u0103 apuc s\u0103-i fac creierii terci cu inep\u0163ii de genul: “Dar f\u0103, curvo, tu n-ai testicule” sau “Spune-mi de ce nu ie\u015fim azi. Adev\u0103rul!!!” sau “Dar m\u0103 mai iube\u015fti dac\u0103 nu ie\u015fim azi” sau \u015fi mai oribilul “Dac\u0103 nu ie\u015fim azi, consider\u0103 c\u0103 am murit.”<\/p>\n
Asta pentru c\u0103 \u00een orice prietenie exist\u0103 lucruri esen\u0163iale \u015fi fleacuri.<\/p>\n
Lucrurile esen\u0163iale sunt: afec\u0163iunea pe care po\u0163i conta la nevoie, ajutorul real \u00een chestii care chiar conteaz\u0103 \u015fi discre\u0163ia absolut\u0103.<\/p>\n
Le primesc?<\/p>\n
Da.<\/p>\n
Le ofer?<\/p>\n
Da.<\/p>\n
Avem o prietenie. C\u0103 ie\u015fim sau nu anul \u0103sta e irelevant.<\/p>\n
Dincolo de asta, o prietenie trebuie s\u0103 mai aib\u0103 \u015fi factorul de “feeling good together”. Nu l-ai cump\u0103rat pe omul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine la pia\u0163a de vechituri pe doi bani \u015fi nu e martirul t\u0103u s\u0103 suporte la infinit hachi\u0163e, interogatoriu \u015fi pis\u0103logeal\u0103.<\/p>\n
Drept care, treaba e simpl\u0103: no hachi\u0163e, no interogatoriu, no pis\u0103logeal\u0103.<\/p>\n
“Nu pot c\u0103 am treab\u0103” poate ascunde, pur \u015fi simplu, faptul c\u0103 omul chiar are treab\u0103. Poate ascunde faptul c\u0103 are o zi proast\u0103 \u015fi n-are chef nici de Ioneasca, nici de Popeasca. Poate ascunde o migren\u0103 sinistr\u0103. Sau poate ascunde c\u0103 n-are bani de taxi \u015fi mai e s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la salariu.<\/p>\n
Prietenia \u00eencepe \u00een punctul \u00een care \u00eei \u00een\u0163elegi scuza ca atare \u015fi \u00eel la\u015fi \u00een mor\u0163ii lui \u00een pace.<\/p>\n
Mai ales dac\u0103 nu depinde via\u0163a ta de petrecerea respectiv\u0103.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd \u0163ii neap\u0103rat s\u0103-\u0163i impui adev\u0103rul \u00eentr-o rela\u0163ie \u015fi s\u0103 sco\u0163i perpetuu ochii omului cu c\u00e2te ceva, realitatea e c\u0103 nu-\u0163i pas\u0103 de cel\u0103lalt, sau de rela\u0163ie, ci doar de tine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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