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<\/p>\n(Din suita “Vechituri din computer”) <\/p>\n
La \u00eenceput, a fost re\u0163eaua aia social\u0103 unde eu, tu \u015fi vecinul t\u0103u Costic\u0103 ne-am \u00eenscris gratuit, s\u0103 ne batem pe burt\u0103 cu ce vedet\u0103 ne pl\u0103cea \u015fi s\u0103 ne spion\u0103m ec\u015fii f\u0103r\u0103 ca ei s\u0103 \u015ftie. Apoi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 ne facem pagini pe Facebook, s\u0103 ne facem evenimente pe Facebook, s\u0103 ne facem publicitate pe Facebook, s\u0103 tr\u0103im \u015fi s\u0103 dormim cu Facebook \u00een poal\u0103. La fel de natural ca \u015fi grija. \u015ei s\u0103 ne isteriz\u0103m de c\u00e2te ori Facebook vrea \u015fi el ceva, de parc\u0103 pe mama ar chema-o Zuckerberg.<\/p>\n
\u00centr-o noapte, de\u015fi aveam de scris, m\u0103 agasa un cet\u0103\u0163ean cu chef de vorb\u0103. Genul de ins care are impresia c\u0103 \u015fi-a luat internet cu tine inclus(\u0103) la superofert\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 are dreptul s\u0103 te pistoneze la ce or\u0103 din zi sau din noapte dore\u015fte, f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eentrebarea de bun sim\u0163: \u201cpo\u0163i vorbi?\u201d. Printre alte inep\u0163ii, fl\u0103c\u0103ul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 mi-o a\u015ftearn\u0103 pe aia cu \u201cmam\u0103, ne ia Facebook datele personale \u015fi face sondaje pe seama noastr\u0103\u201d. \u201cA\u015fa, \u015fi?\u201d l-am \u00eentrebat eu neprietenos.<\/p>\n
Poate c\u0103 omul era obi\u015fnuit ca genul \u0103sta de discu\u0163ie s\u0103 curg\u0103 \u00eentr-un consens din \u0103la al calicilor: \u201cDa, m\u0103, ne jumule\u015fte Facebook ca pe g\u0103ini op\u0103rite!\u201d \u201cOooof, capitalismul \u0103sta rapace!\u201d \u201c\u015ei dac\u0103 tot suntem de aceea\u015fi p\u0103rere, poate ne \u015fi vedem la un sug.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCum a\u015fa, \u015fi? \u0162ie-\u0163i convine?\u201d a \u00eentrebat. \u201cB\u0103i, pretena\u015f. Eu scriu acum un text care va ajunge la cea mai mare parte din cititorii lui via Facebook. Mi-am v\u00e2ndut c\u0103r\u0163ile via Facebook. Spectacolele mele supravie\u0163uiesc via Facebook. Tu ai oportunitatea s\u0103 m\u0103 seci cu inep\u0163ii la ora asta tot via Facebook. Nu \u0163i se pare c\u0103, undeva, e normal s\u0103 oferim \u015fi noi ceva la r\u00e2ndul nostru?\u201d<\/p>\n
Pauz\u0103. Bun, m-am \u00eentors la textul meu. Bling, din nou ferestruica: \u201cdar mie Facebook nu-mi d\u0103 nimic!\u201d<\/p>\n
A\u015f fi putut s\u0103 m\u0103 enervez. S\u0103-i spun c\u0103 \u00eens\u0103\u015fi oportunitatea s\u0103 jecm\u0103ne\u015fti de timp pre\u0163ios \u015fi s\u0103 freci la icre oameni care n-au nici o treab\u0103 cu tine e un lucru care NU se \u00een\u0163elege de la sine. S\u0103-i spun c\u0103 e nic\u0103ieri \u00een via\u0163\u0103 tocmai pentru c\u0103 nu \u015ftie s\u0103 construiasc\u0103 din ceea ce prime\u015fte \u015fi c\u0103 exact din motivul \u0103sta o s\u0103 moar\u0103 homeless \u00een \u015fan\u0163. Dar asta ar fi \u00eensemnat s\u0103 ies din mood-ul textului pe care-l scriam. A\u015fa c\u0103 i-am zis scurt: \u201cDesfiin\u0163eaz\u0103-\u0163i contul \u015fi gata!\u201d \u201cDe ce????\u201d<\/p>\n
Din punctul \u0103la l-am l\u0103sat s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 de unul singur. Aveam de scris. \u015ei \u00een fond, de ce s\u0103 educ eu un tip despre care am stabilit cu un paragraf mai sus c\u0103 o s\u0103 moar\u0103 homeless? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
L\u0103s\u00e2nd gluma la o parte, e uluitor s\u0103 consta\u0163i c\u00e2t de u\u015for ajung oamenii s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 li se cuvin chestii. Da, Facebook \u00ee\u0163i ia datele personale \u015fi le prelucreaz\u0103 pentru sondaje de opinie. \u00ce\u0163i \u015fi bag\u0103 pe g\u00e2t reclame. RECLAMELE ADAPTATE NEVOILOR TALE, PE BAZA DATELOR FURNIZATE. C\u0103 nu vezi reclame la ace, brice \u015fi carice, c\u00e2nd tu de profesie desp\u0103nu\u015fezi porumb \u015fi ai ca hobby origami \u015fi hola hoop dancing. \u00cen plus, tu, la r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u, te vinzi zi de zi pe Facebook \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i iei zi de zi doza de confirmare de pe Facebook, c\u00e2nd pui o poz\u0103 cu mult decolteu sau cu varza a la Cluj pe care ai f\u0103cut-o \u015fi to\u0163i cei care vor s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mari investi\u0163ii dau like instant.<\/p>\n
Recent, Huffington Post a publicat un articol \u00een care cita un tip de la Veritasium care ne explica faptul c\u0103 num\u0103rul de like-uri ne scad pentru c\u0103 materialista aia de Facebook acord\u0103 prioritate pl\u0103titorilor, \u015fi nu pozei tale de pe Instagram cu c\u0103\u0163elul Grivei aduc\u00e2nd un b\u0103\u0163. MI SE PARE FIRESC. To\u0163i acord\u0103m prioritate pl\u0103titorilor. Am fi ni\u015fte ipocri\u0163i sini\u015ftri cu duble standarde dac\u0103 i-am acuza pe al\u0163ii de ceea ce face fiecare dintre noi. \u015ei nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, hai s\u0103 r\u00e2dem \u00eempreun\u0103 de un mic am\u0103nunt ironic. E un articol de tras Facebook de urechi, nu? Bun, num\u0103ra\u0163i c\u00e2te simboluri de sharuire \u015fi like-urile pe Facebook are doar \u00een zona titlului.<\/p>\n
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E ca \u015fi cum cineva te-ar b\u00e2rfi c\u0103 e\u015fti un rahat cu urechi, apoi te-ar ruga s\u0103 fii at\u00e2t de amabil s\u0103 propov\u0103duie\u015fti b\u00e2rfa la tot ora\u015ful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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