Dac\u0103 timpurile \u00een care tr\u0103im au ceva nespus de iritant, acest lucru e b\u0103\u0163ul moral pe care to\u0163i cretinii care se chinuie doar s\u0103 impun\u0103 reguli, nu s\u0103 priveasc\u0103 liber situa\u0163ii, se chinuie s\u0103 \u0163i-l \u00eenfig\u0103 \u00een anus. <\/p>\n
B\u0103\u0163 moral 1: Alina Gorghiu <\/p>\n
Individa asta e tot ce e mai r\u0103u \u00een partidul ei, la ora actual\u0103. \u015ei nu pentru c\u0103 e femeie, ci pentru c\u0103 e proast\u0103. E genul de muiere care se piapt\u0103n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u0163ara arde \u015fi care jongleaz\u0103 cu portocale la \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea m\u0103-sii. Nu au candidat la prim\u0103rie la Bucure\u015fti, dar pe ea o apas\u0103 num\u0103rul de tururi de scrutin. N-a zis nici cotcodac c\u00e2nd \u015fi-au votat b\u0103ie\u0163ii de\u015ftep\u0163i pensii de mii de euro pe c\u0103ciul\u0103, dar iese fudul\u0103 de la ultima votare, ca s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 demonstra\u0163ie de harneal\u0103. Nu face nimic, dar uite ce frumos at\u00e2rn\u0103. Pompos \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 rost. \u015ei ultima ini\u0163iativ\u0103: s\u0103 se impun\u0103 ca 30% dintre ale\u015fi s\u0103 fie femei. <\/p>\n
Serios? Dar de ce s\u0103 se impun\u0103? Musai-for\u0163at? De ce s\u0103 nu se impun\u0103 ca 100% dintre ale\u015fi s\u0103 fie competen\u0163i, indiferent de ce le at\u00e2rn\u0103 sub fust\u0103?
\nLocurile preferen\u0163iale pentru femei \/ romi \/ basarabeni \/ babe \/ draci b\u0103l\u0163a\u0163i mi se par o condescenden\u0163\u0103. Mi se par ca Olimpiada pentru Handicapa\u0163i. Sun\u0103 cumva la modul: OK, \u015ftim c\u0103 nu pute\u0163i face fa\u0163\u0103 nivelului competitiv oficial, de aceea v\u0103 d\u0103m un p\u0103tr\u0103\u0163el \u00een curtea \u015fcolii s\u0103 v-o m\u0103sura\u0163i \u015fi voi \u00eentre voi. \u015ei pe c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103tor catadicsim s\u0103-l b\u0103g\u0103m \u00een seam\u0103, de\u015fi dac\u0103 e s\u0103 ne lupt\u0103m pe bune, l-am zdrobi cu degetul mic. <\/p>\n
Nu, t\u0103tuc\u0103. Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 lup\u0163i cu adev\u0103rat pentru un anumit grup, de orice natur\u0103, nu \u00eei creezi p\u0103tr\u0103\u0163elul lui \u00een curtea \u015fcolii, ci \u00eel \u00eenscrii \u00een cursa oficial\u0103. Dar \u00eei dai antrenamentul potrivit pentru a-i face fa\u0163\u0103. Adic\u0103: educa\u0163ie de campion \u015fi pentru feti\u0163e, nu “Vasilico, fii cuminte \u015fi stai ca o prin\u0163es\u0103, c\u0103 altfel cre\u015fti ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi nu te ia nici dracu’.” Ambi\u0163ie, munc\u0103, determinare \u015fi pia\u0163\u0103 liber\u0103. \u00cenving\u0103torii se vor cerne singuri. <\/p>\n
B\u0103\u0163 moral 2: Will Smith \u015fi muiere-sa <\/p>\n
P\u00e2n\u0103 acum, citeai post\u0103rile pe Twitter ale lui Jaden Smith, fiul lor care \u00eembin\u0103 cu succes o ignoran\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2t zidul chinezesc cu o arogan\u0163\u0103 vizibil\u0103 din spa\u0163iu \u015fi te \u00eentrebai n\u0103uc de unde material genetic de la doi oameni ok s\u0103 plodeasc\u0103 ceea ce am putea defini drept un avort e\u015fuat.
\nCum, nu citeai post\u0103rile lui Jaden Smith? Bravo. E\u015fti un om care-\u015fi gestioneaz\u0103 bine timpul. Recunosc, eu am fascina\u0163ia morbid\u0103 a retard\u0103rii, m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 c\u00e2t de departe merge.
\nAcum, \u0103\u015ftia doi s-au trezit hodoronc-tronc s\u0103 \u0163up\u0103ie de cur \u00een sus c\u0103 nu merg la Oscar \u015fi nu fac covor ro\u015fu, pentru c\u0103 nominaliz\u0103rile sunt doar cu albi.
\nCe s\u0103 zici la una ca asta? Mai pune\u0163i m\u00e2na pe Stanislavski, mai face\u0163i un cornet? Mai pune\u0163i m\u00e2na pe Meyerhold s\u0103 ave\u0163i noroc tot anul?
\nSerios, e at\u00e2t de jenant.
\nCic\u0103 nici Gheorghe Funar nu merge la Oscar, c\u0103 un ungur a fost nominalizat la Cel Mai Bun Film Str\u0103in \u00eenaintea unui rom\u00e2n. Sigur e o conspira\u0163ie iudeo-masonic\u0103. <\/p>\n
Molima anului 1350 a fost ciuma. Molima anului 1981 (\u015fi a urm\u0103torilor) a fost SIDA. Molima anului 2016 e corectitudinea politic\u0103 prost \u00een\u0163eleas\u0103. Iar din asta nu se moare. De\u015fi e cea mai nociv\u0103 dintre toate. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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