{"id":103,"date":"2008-03-11T03:24:09","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T00:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=103"},"modified":"2008-03-11T03:24:09","modified_gmt":"2008-03-11T00:24:09","slug":"propranololul-si-sufletun-rai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/propranololul-si-sufletun-rai\/","title":{"rendered":"Propranololul&#8230; \u015fi sufletu&#039;n rai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eu am o chestie numit\u0103 aritmie cardiac\u0103. Uneori, din cauza ei, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 tremurul. Dar, dup\u0103 ce s-a constatat c\u0103 ambele sunt &#8220;esen\u0163iale&#8221; &#8211; adic\u0103 a\u015fa m-am n\u0103scut eu, \u015fi nu ai cum s-o dregi, nici s\u0103 vrei &#8211; un doctor mi\u015fto mi-a recomandat propranolol \u00een concentra\u0163ie minim\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Adic\u0103&#8230; \u00een momentul \u00een care \u00eemi b\u0103tea inima ca Yamato Drummers of Japan <!--more-->&#8211; luam pastilu\u0163a \u015fi pulsul se ogoia frumos, tremurul disp\u0103rea&#8230; era super eficient, f\u0103r\u0103 efecte secundare, f\u0103r\u0103 dependen\u0163\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 alte cele.<\/p>\n<p>Azi, mi se termin\u0103 propranololul. De fapt, mi se terminase de vreo zece zile, dar fusesem cool \u015fi zen, nu sim\u0163isem nevoia.<\/p>\n<p>Dar tot azi simt c\u0103 inima \u00eencepe concertul Yamato. Drummers of Japan. Hop \u015fi un Sensiblu \u00een cale. &#8220;Farmacia care te face \u015fi te drege&#8221;. Bun,\u00a0intru \u00een Sensiblu.<\/p>\n<p>-V\u0103 rog, un flacon de Propranolol.<\/p>\n<p>-Re\u0163et\u0103 ave\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, dar am mai luat.<\/p>\n<p>-Ce concentra\u0163ie?<\/p>\n<p>-Minim\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>(\u00centre timp, \u00eemi b\u0103tea inima de m\u0103 turba.)<\/p>\n<p>-Pentru ce v\u0103 trebuie?<\/p>\n<p>(&#8220;S\u0103 mi-l bag \u00een cur pe post de supozitor&#8221;, zise un g\u00e2nd \u015f\u0103galnic.)<\/p>\n<p>-Aritmie cardiac\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cemi pare r\u0103u, f\u0103r\u0103 re\u0163et\u0103 nu v\u0103 dau.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, s\u0103 recapitul\u0103m: unu&#8217; &#8211; pe jum\u0103tate verde la fa\u0163\u0103 &#8211; \u00ee\u0163i spune c\u0103 \u0103la e medicamentul care \u00eei trebuie. \u00cei e suficient \u00een concentra\u0163ie minim\u0103, c\u0103 \u00eel ia ocazional, c\u00e2nd se g\u0103se\u015fte aritmia s\u0103\u00a0\u00eel\u00a0zg\u00e2l\u0163\u00e2ie la coarde. \u00ce\u0163i spune c\u0103 l-a luat, \u00ee\u0163i spune \u015fi pentru ce, \u00ee\u0163i spune c\u0103 \u00eei trebuie. Iar tu&#8230; ia s\u0103-\u0163i ar\u0103\u0163i, o dat\u0103 \u00een via\u0163\u0103, mu\u015fchii demiurgici de farmacist\u0103 ofuscat\u0103 pe via\u0163\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>NU! F\u0103r\u0103 prescrip\u0163ie medical\u0103, nu! C\u0103 a\u015fa consider eu c\u0103 e bine! (Da-\u0163i-ar D-zeu o suferin\u0163\u0103 &#8220;esen\u0163ial\u0103&#8221;, leacul la un geam distan\u0163\u0103, \u015fi, \u00eentre tine \u015fi leac, o\u00a0muiere de-asta \u00een\u0163epat\u0103 \u015fi afectat\u0103, de-alde tine, s\u0103 vezi cum e!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eu am o chestie numit\u0103 aritmie cardiac\u0103. Uneori, din cauza ei, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 tremurul. 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