Text: Povestea unui m\u0103r ro\u015fu<\/p>\n
Reac\u0163ie t\u00e2mpit\u0103 1: Dar s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 exist\u0103 \u015fi mere galbene. <\/strong><\/p>\n A\u015fa, \u015fi? Poate nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 merele galbene \u00een general, poate nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 merele galbene ast\u0103zi, poate am o alergie la galben. Eu \u00eemi aleg subiectele tratate. <\/p>\n Reac\u0163ie t\u00e2mpit\u0103 2: Merele ro\u015fii sunt un rahat. <\/strong><\/p>\n Frate, dac\u0103 \u0163i-ai luat 4 secunde din via\u0163a mea \u015fi a ta s\u0103 azv\u00e2rli c\u00e2teva cuvinte spre mine, m\u0103car aibi pietate s\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti ruta logic\u0103 a ceea ce am scris. Sau scrie enun\u0163ul “merele ro\u015fii sunt un rahat” oriunde \u00een alt\u0103 parte. Eu nu vin la tine acas\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 cac pe covorul t\u0103u \u015fi te invit s\u0103 n-o faci nici tu. <\/p>\n Reac\u0163ie t\u00e2mpit\u0103 2 bis: Aha, deci dac\u0103 merele ro\u015fii nu-mi plac, sunt prost? <\/strong><\/p>\n Nu, coaie. Ai dreptul la gusturile tale. A\u015fa cum \u015fi eu am dreptul la ale mele. \u015ei de\u015ftept\u0103ciunea \/ prostia nu se m\u0103soar\u0103 dup\u0103 intensitatea pasiunii, ci dup\u0103 cu totul al\u0163i factori. Gen: s\u0103 te sim\u0163i atacat de gusturile altora, care nu te vizeaz\u0103 cu nimic. <\/p>\n Reac\u0163ie t\u00e2mpit\u0103 2 bis bis: \u015ei dac\u0103 eu fac glume cu mere ro\u015fii, ai ceva personal cu mine, pentru c\u0103, desigur, totul din univers este subliminal despre mine? <\/strong><\/p>\n *\u015fi autorul lu\u0103 o lingur\u0103 \u015fi \u015fi-o \u00eenfipse \u00een inim\u0103* <\/p>\n Reac\u0163ie t\u00e2mpit\u0103 3: Despre perele rom\u00e2ne\u015fti n-a\u0163i scrie nici unu’, de\u015fi au o istorie fabuloas\u0103, au \u00eenfr\u00e2nt \u00een lupta de la C\u0103lug\u0103reni. Oh, prietene. Habar n-ai c\u00e2t\u0103 bucurie \u00eemi provoci c\u00e2nd \u00eemi comanzi texte \u015fi concomitent donezi pe Paypalul afi\u015fat pe ecran pentru ele. Oh, wait. <\/p>\n Reac\u0163ie t\u00e2mpit\u0103 4: Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 merele ro\u015fii, de ce scrii despre ele?<\/strong><\/p>\n C\u0103 a\u015fa am eu chef? C\u0103 nu am nici o obliga\u0163ie din univers s\u0103 r\u0103spund intereselor tale? C\u0103 nu-s angajata ta personal\u0103 ci un mo\u015fier virtual st\u0103p\u00e2n pe tarlaua lui? C\u0103 nu te oblig\u0103 nimeni s\u0103 m\u0103 cite\u015fti \u015fi uneori e recomandat s\u0103 n-o faci, c\u0103 scute\u015fti nervii a minimum dou\u0103 persoane? <\/p>\n Reac\u0163ie t\u00e2mpit\u0103 5: Vreau s\u0103 reformulezi exact ce ai scris despre merele ro\u015fii, dar cu cuvintele care-mi plac mie, altfel arzi \u00een iad.<\/strong><\/p>\n One word. Paypal. C\u00e2nd sim\u0163i c\u0103 te furnic\u0103 la p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103 s\u0103-mi comanzi ceva, ac\u0163ioneaz\u0103 instant butonul din dreapta. <\/p>\n Reac\u0163ie t\u00e2mpit\u0103 6: Toate merele ro\u015fii sunt curve.<\/strong><\/p>\n M\u0103-ta e un m\u0103r ro\u015fu. Text: Povestea unui m\u0103r ro\u015fu Reac\u0163ie t\u00e2mpit\u0103 1: Dar s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 exist\u0103 \u015fi mere galbene. A\u015fa, \u015fi? Poate nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 merele galbene...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10330,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/apple.jpg?fit=2290%2C2290&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10331,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10329\/revisions\/10331"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\n“vai, dar c\u00e2t\u0103 lips\u0103 de educa\u0163ie”.
\nBine c\u0103 modul \u00een care ai intrat tu \u00een discu\u0163ie a gemut de at\u00e2ta educa\u0163ie. Mai avea pu\u0163in \u015fi plesnea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"