Sub fiecare articol de tabloid, v\u0103d 1000000 de comentarii care strig\u0103: <\/p>\n
Gigel: M\u00e2nca\u0163i c\u0103cat cu polonicul.
\nCostel: Habar n-ave\u0163i despre ce vb, unsubscribe.
\nIonel: Ce t\u00e2mpenie.
\nMaria: Cel mai prost articol citit \u00een via\u0163a mea.
\nTitel: Maria, e\u015fti o curv\u0103. Tu n-ai citit dec\u00e2t cutia de detergent \u015fi instruc\u0163iunile de pe ambalajul crati\u0163ei. Muie tabloid.
\nMaria: Titel, e\u015fti un labagiu frustrat. Mar\u015f \u00eenapoi pe Pornhub. Eu \u00een afar\u0103 de textul \u0103sta citesc doar Dilema Veche. Boule. <\/p>\n
\u015ei totu\u015fi, cultura tabloidului e peste tot, \u00een ceea ce distribuie oameni pe care altminteri \u00eei respectai. <\/p>\n
Exemplu: Azi diminea\u0163\u0103, ni\u015fte oameni sharuiau de zor un articol care \u00een\u015firuia infrac\u0163iunile comise de Paul \u015fi Lia de Rom\u00e2nia. Nu discut juste\u0163ea informa\u0163iei, pentru c\u0103 aceste dou\u0103 personaje nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. M-a frapat doar pl\u0103cerea scabroas\u0103 cu care autorul articolului detalia divor\u0163ul doamnei, care-\u015fi \u00een\u015felase primul b\u0103rbat \u015fi f\u0103cuse \u015fi “sex \u00een grup \u015fi sex cu negri”. <\/p>\n
Parc\u0103-l \u015fi vezi pe autorul articolului d\u00e2nd o lab\u0103 libidinoas\u0103, \u015fi apoi \u015fterg\u00e2nd repede tastatura cu un \u015ferve\u0163el, s\u0103 continue restul relat\u0103rii. <\/p>\n
Pe bune, “sex cu negri” \u00een 2016? Nu sex cu domnii Dwayne Mbao, 30, avocat \u015fi Mobutu Moseka, 25, ofi\u0163er de credite, adic\u0103 fiin\u0163e umane cu o individualitate, ci sex cu negri? E WRONG on so many levels. Ca s\u0103 nu punct\u0103m absurdul overall: “Iubita mea, dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u015felai \u00een limitele rasei caucaziene, \u00eenchideam ochii cu generozitatea cu care \u00ee\u0163i finan\u0163ez excursii la Milano. Dar tu a trebuit s\u0103 \u00eencalci asta \u015fi ai poftit la Dwayne \u015fi la Mobutu. Divoooor\u0163\u0163\u0163!” <\/p>\n
Ca s\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de tabloidele dezgust\u0103toare din jurul nostru, de intruziune, de b\u0103garea cu anas\u00e2na \u00een intimitatea altuia, primul lucru de care trebuie s\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m e propria noastr\u0103 bal\u0103 de pl\u0103cere la auzul detaliilor care nu ne privesc. <\/p>\n
Varianta ok: “Au divor\u0163at din cauza infidelit\u0103\u0163ilor ei multiple”.
\nPunct. Nu e treaba ta \u015fi a mea dac\u0103 erau cu albi, negri, chinezi, femei sau extratere\u015ftri. Ai motivul divor\u0163ului, restul e problema celor doi. <\/p>\n
\u015ei dac\u0103 va \u00eenceta s\u0103 ne fut\u0103 aprig \u015fi cu strig\u0103turi grija de cum se drogheaz\u0103 \/ iube\u015fte \/ divor\u0163eaz\u0103, etc. cut\u0103ric\u0103, vom da mai pu\u0163ine clickuri pe c\u0103cat \u015fi c\u0103catul va muri de foame, a\u015fa cum merit\u0103 s\u0103 moar\u0103 c\u0103catul.
\n\u015ei ca efect secundar, o s\u0103 avem foarte mult timp liber. Pe care \u00eel vom dedica propriilor priorit\u0103\u0163i \u015fi propriei calit\u0103\u0163i a vie\u0163ii. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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