-Iubitule, noi ce facem de Valentine’s Day?
\n“S\u0103-mi bag, proasta vrea cheltuial\u0103”, oft\u0103 el \u00een g\u00e2nd. “Parc\u0103 n-am ceva mai util de f\u0103cut cu banii, gen s\u0103-i fac sul \u015fi s\u0103 mi-i \u00eenfig \u00een anus.”
\n-Cum ce facem, dragoste? G\u0103te\u015fti ceva romantic s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m, apoi \u0163i-o trag romantic dou\u0103 minute \u015fi la final dormim romantic.
\n-M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 n-am primit niciodat\u0103 un diamant din partea ta.
\n-Eu sunt adeptul egalit\u0103\u0163ii sexelor, drag\u0103. Cu mine e\u015fti mereu Dutch. \u00cen fond, vrei \u015fi tu s\u0103 fii cu mine, nu doar eu cu tine, nu? Bun. Totul se pl\u0103te\u015fte jumi-juma. Iar eu nu fac cadouri la femei c\u0103 m\u0103 m\u00e2ndresc pe Internet cum le-o trag f\u0103r\u0103 investi\u0163ii.
\n-\u015etii, iubitule, c\u0103 exist\u0103 la Paris o companie care face bijuterii sublime cu aurul lor \u015fi diamantele clientului?
\n-De ce m-ar interesa, eu nu…
\n-\u015etii, iubitule, c\u0103 exist\u0103 la Tokyo o companie care face diamante din cenu\u015fa mor\u0163ilor? Le trimi\u0163i urna \u015fi \u00een cel mai scurt timp \u00ee\u0163i livreaz\u0103 acas\u0103 ni\u015fte diamante fabuloase?
\n-\u0162i-am zis deja c\u0103 nu m\u0103 inte…
\n-\u015ei \u015ftii, iubitule, exist\u0103 chiar aici \u00een Bucure\u015fti un serviciu discret de rake\u0163i care colecteaz\u0103 cadavre ap\u0103rute \u00een condi\u0163ii suspecte, le duc \u00een cel mai apropiat crematoriu, \u015fi se \u00eentorc la fel de discret cu cenu\u015fa?
\n-Ce \u00eencerci s\u0103 spui? albi el brusc.
\n-C\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 apar\u0103 \u00een exact 15 minute. Hasta la vista, baby!
\n\u015ei ultimul lucru pe care-l v\u0103zu fu \u0163eava pistolului \u00eendrept\u00e2ndu-i-se spre t\u00e2mpl\u0103:
\n-Stai lini\u015ftit, mort vei valora mai mult dec\u00e2t viu. Ratatule.<\/p>\n
***
\n-Ce petrecere frumoas\u0103, se apropie str\u0103inul misterios de femeia elegant\u0103, \u00een rochie de sear\u0103 neagr\u0103.
\nEa \u00ee\u015fi plimb\u0103 vis\u0103toare o m\u00e2n\u0103 de-a lungul colierului rafinat de diamante de la g\u00e2t.
\n-E adev\u0103rat, foarte frumoas\u0103, z\u00e2mbi.
\nDiadema cu diamante \u00eei punea \u00een valoare chipul de Madon\u0103.
\n-Permite\u0163i-mi s\u0103 v\u0103 ofer cartea mea de vizit\u0103, spuse el.
\nEa deschise clutchul de catifea neagr\u0103, \u00eempodobit cu diamante \u015fi strecur\u0103 cartea de vizit\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru. Apoi scoase un stilou de argint, cu un diamant superb \u00een cap\u0103t, \u015fi-\u015fi scrise pe un \u015ferve\u0163el num\u0103rul de mobil. Ochii lui se ag\u0103\u0163ar\u0103 \u00een trecere de br\u0103\u0163ara decorat\u0103 cu diamante.
\n-Ave\u0163i un gust impecabil la bijuterii.
\n-Fo\u015ftii mei so\u0163i, domnule…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
-Iubitule, noi ce facem de Valentine’s Day? “S\u0103-mi bag, proasta vrea cheltuial\u0103”, oft\u0103 el \u00een g\u00e2nd. “Parc\u0103 n-am ceva mai util de f\u0103cut cu...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10354,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/di.jpg?fit=500%2C399&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10353"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12203,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10353\/revisions\/12203"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}