Toat\u0103 lumea vorbe\u015fte numai despre asta. Pe strad\u0103, pe net, everywhere. Deja situa\u0163ia e absurd\u0103. Ceva de genul:
\n-Iubito, a murit tat\u0103l t\u0103u.
\n-Da, bine, dar \u015ftii c\u0103 nenoroci\u0163ii de la Anten\u0103…
\nSau:
\n-Domnule Ionescu, vi s-a n\u0103scut o feti\u0163\u0103.
\n(Tat\u0103l la televizorul din sala de a\u015fteptare.)
\n-Futu-v\u0103-n g\u00e2t de zdren\u0163e!
\n-Domnule Ionescu, nu toler\u0103m astfel de limbaj \u00een incinta spitalului \u015fi vi s-a n\u0103scut o feti\u0163\u0103.
\n-\u0102h\u0103. Da bine. Cum pu… p\u0103za mea s\u0103 debitezi at\u00e2tea enormit\u0103\u0163i. <\/p>\n
Tehnica debitatului de multe enormit\u0103\u0163i s\u0103 faci opinia public\u0103 s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 NUMAI despre tine \u015fi s\u0103 captezi definitiv aten\u0163ia se nume\u015fte trolling. Fie c\u0103 iubi\u0163i Antenele, fie c\u0103 le ur\u00e2\u0163i, din secunda \u00een care a\u0163i l\u0103sat subiectul s\u0103 v\u0103 acapareze, le-a\u0163i slujit interesului de a fi centrul aten\u0163iei \u015fi buricul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. <\/p>\n
Pe la 20 de ani, aveam o pl\u0103cere s\u0103 enervez forumuri \u00eentregi de cet\u0103\u0163eni lini\u015fti\u0163i care le discutau pe ale lor. \u00cemi luam un nick de genul sunt_baeat_adevarat \u015fi \u00eencepeam s\u0103 debitez idio\u0163enii deliberate. S\u0103 zicem, miresici.ro. Ni\u015fte fete povesteau aranjamente de nunt\u0103. Intra baeat_adevarat peste ele \u015fi \u00eencepea: “Sunte\u0163i toate ni\u015fte curve irositoare de bani!”
\nUnele se crizau. Altele m\u0103 luau la corason. Cert e c\u0103 subit \u00ee\u015fi uitau nun\u0163ile \u015fi tot topicul devenea despre baeat_adevarat, \u00een timp ce acas\u0103 le a\u015fteptau ni\u015fte masculi suficient de \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163i de ele \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 vrea copiii lor \u015fi contract nedeterminat.
\nNu v\u0103 uita\u0163i acuzator la mine. Erau zorii internetului, eu eram mic\u0103, proast\u0103, crescut\u0103 sub bocanc \u015fi era singura form\u0103 de cer\u015fit aten\u0163ie pe care o cuno\u015fteam. <\/p>\n
Deci, am fost troll de profesie. \u015etiu s\u0103 identific trolajul c\u00e2nd \u00eel v\u0103d. \u015ei \u015ftiu c\u0103 scopul ultim al trollului nu e s\u0103-l iube\u015fti, ci s\u0103-l bagi obsesiv \u00een seam\u0103. \u015ei asta face\u0163i voi acum. <\/p>\n
Din punctul meu de vedere, problema e simpl\u0103. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 st\u0103m to\u0163i \u00eentr-un bloc \u015fi Antena e nea Cais\u0103 \u0103la altminteri irelevant care r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu zece \u00eentre\u0163ineri nepl\u0103tite. Iar tanti Geta administratoarea \u00eei bate zi de zi la u\u015f\u0103 s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe de bani. Numai c\u0103 nea Cais\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103, se pune s\u0103-i fac\u0103 scandal Getei c\u0103 miroase a usturoi. <\/p>\n
\u00cen ce m\u0103sur\u0103 ne intereseaz\u0103 subiectul? Pe mine foarte pu\u0163in spre deloc?
\nC\u00e2\u0163i dintre noi ne-am b\u0103ga \u00een discu\u0163ia dintre nea Cais\u0103 \u015fi coana Geta, \u00een situa\u0163ia real\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103? Nimeni.
\nDe ce e problema lui nea Cais\u0103 problem\u0103 de frontpage peste tot zilele astea?
\nPentru c\u0103 trolling.
\nEi bine, gata. Poate propriile voastre vie\u0163i sunt mai importante. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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