{"id":10388,"date":"2016-02-22T11:58:24","date_gmt":"2016-02-22T11:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=10388"},"modified":"2016-02-22T11:58:24","modified_gmt":"2016-02-22T11:58:24","slug":"raspundem-cititorilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/raspundem-cititorilor\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u0103spundem cititorilor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anonim Ixulescu <\/p>\n<p>Adorat\u0103 zei\u0163\u0103, <\/p>\n<p>Preaplecat \u00ee\u0163i adresez o \u00eentrebare. Dac\u0103 comit act sexual (toate orificiile incluse) cu o femeie \u00eengrozitor de proast\u0103, m\u0103 leag\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia pentru zoofilie? <\/p>\n<p>Umilule \u015fi preaplecatule Anonim Ixulescu, <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, a\u015f vrea s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i administrez ni\u015fte crava\u015fe la popone\u0163 pentru discriminare.<br \/>\nS\u0103 presupui c\u0103 animalele-s proaste e o insult\u0103 teribil\u0103. \u015etiai c\u0103 vaca (Bos taurus, men\u0163ionez asta ca s\u0103 evit interpret\u0103rile) poate s\u0103 te recunoasc\u0103 dup\u0103 ce ai lipsit zece ani \u015fi e capabil\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i poarte pic\u0103 dac\u0103 te-ai purtat violent cu ea? \u015etiai c\u0103 scroafa (Sus scrofa domesticus, a\u015fijderea) le c\u00e2nt\u0103 purcelu\u015filor ca s\u0103 adoarm\u0103? \u015etiai c\u0103 o pisic\u0103 e capabil\u0103 s\u0103 ghiceasc\u0103 exact secunda \u00een care visezi cel mai frumos \u015fi s\u0103 declan\u015feze exact \u00een secunda aia un r\u0103get dureros, de zici c\u0103 e victima unui viol din partea unei hoarde de t\u0103tari? <\/p>\n<p>Animalele, preaumilule, simt empatie, comunic\u0103, ascult\u0103 \u015fi nu te vor trata niciodat\u0103 de sus. Ceea ce, to\u0163i \u015ftim, e principala caracteristic\u0103 a pro\u015ftilor.<br \/>\n\u00centrebarea ar trebui reformulat\u0103:<br \/>\nDac\u0103 comit act sexual cu o femeie neobi\u015fnuit de tandr\u0103, uman\u0103 \u015fi empatic\u0103 pentru sexul ei, m\u0103 leag\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia pentru zoofilie? <\/p>\n<p>Dar \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 nu e cazul t\u0103u. Tu ai b\u0103gat bursucul la scorbur\u0103 (da, m-ai prins \u00een filmul cu zoofilia) unei proaste. <\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 examin\u0103m partea pozitiv\u0103: M\u0103car te-ai sim\u0163it de\u015ftept prin compara\u0163ie.<br \/>\nS\u0103 examin\u0103m partea de &#8220;nu da vrabia din m\u00e2n\u0103&#8221;: N-ai nici o garan\u0163ie c\u0103 una ceva mai de\u015fteapt\u0103 ar fi stat.<br \/>\nS\u0103 examin\u0103m bonusul: M\u0103car a fost cu toate orificiile incluse. <\/p>\n<p>Triple win and congrats. <\/p>\n<p>Acum s\u0103 examin\u0103m partea cu prostia. Nu-i a\u015fa c\u0103 \u00een secunda \u00een care tace, parc\u0103 pare miraculos mai de\u015fteapt\u0103? Ai ghicit. Secretul e s\u0103-i \u0163ii gura mereu ocupat\u0103 cu c\u00e2te ceva.<br \/>\nDe exemplu: arunc\u0103-i un bra\u0163 de f\u00e2n s\u0103 pasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u015fad\u0103 bl\u00e2nd\u0103 c\u00e2teva ore, c\u00e2t ai tu treab\u0103. Ini\u0163ial scrisesem &#8220;iarb\u0103&#8221;, dar \u015fi asta se interpreteaz\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anonim Ixulescu Adorat\u0103 zei\u0163\u0103, Preaplecat \u00ee\u0163i adresez o \u00eentrebare. 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