{"id":10417,"date":"2016-02-29T15:05:41","date_gmt":"2016-02-29T15:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=10417"},"modified":"2016-02-29T15:05:41","modified_gmt":"2016-02-29T15:05:41","slug":"ianus-vs-cristea-enache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ianus-vs-cristea-enache\/","title":{"rendered":"Ianu\u015f vs. Cristea Enache"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pamflet de Cristina Nemerovschi.<\/p>\n<p>Aud c\u0103 s-a declan\u0219at un mare r\u0103zboi mare \u00eentre Daniel Cristea Enache \u0219i Marius Ianu\u0219. \u00cencerc s\u0103-mi imaginez o confruntare cu argumente \u00eentre cei doi. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Enache: Domnule Ianu\u0219, ai timp p\u00e2n\u0103 ast\u0103zi la ora 16. 46, adic\u0103 peste 2 minute, s\u0103-\u021bi retragi afirma\u021biile g\u0103zduite pe Facebook despre M\u0103icu\u021ba Domnului, \u00eentruc\u00e2t eu le g\u0103sesc calomnioase. \u00cen caz contrar, vei primi cartona\u0219 galben \u0219i va trebui s\u0103 te exclud de pe Literatura de Azi!<\/p>\n<p>Ianu\u0219: Ia mai las\u0103-m\u0103-n pace, tu \u0219i \u021biganii t\u0103i de la Partida Romilor! Vezi acolo cu masonii t\u0103i&#8230; V-a\u021bi aliat s\u0103 promova\u021bi numai pe nenoroci\u021bii care au comis adulter cu so\u021bia mea!<\/p>\n<p>Enache: Gata! Cartona\u0219 ro\u0219u! Irevocabil!<\/p>\n<p>Ianu\u0219: O s\u0103 v\u0103 f**\u0103 C\u0103pitanul, Arhanghelii \u0219i M\u0103icu\u021ba Domnului pe to\u021bi! \u0218i o s\u0103 <a href=\"https:\/\/yanush.wordpress.com\/2016\/02\/20\/cum-sa-te-casatoresti-in-cateva-luni\/\">r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u021bi nec\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi<\/a>.\u00a0Lua-v-ar dracu\u2019 de homosexuali nenoroci\u021bi! A\u0219a s\u0103 v\u0103 ajute Dumnezeu&#8230; Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 C\u0103pitanul \u0219i Garda Sf\u00e2nt\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Enache: Sunt\u2026 siderat\u2026 M\u0103 voi pl\u00e2nge cu siguran\u021b\u0103 Comisiei de Monitorizare, Penalizare, Amendare, Excludere \u0219i Distribuire de cartona\u0219e&#8230; \u0218i lui Manolescu&#8230; Sunt&#8230; siderat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ianu\u0219: Nu \u0219tii cu cine te pui! \u0102ia to\u021bi care s-au pus cu mine au putrezit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. \u0218i bag\u0103 de seam\u0103, am toate blestemele dezlegate la preot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Enache: Asta este\u2026 Vom exclude \u0219i preotul, la o adic\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu-\u0219i retrage dezlegarea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pamflet de Cristina Nemerovschi. Aud c\u0103 s-a declan\u0219at un mare r\u0103zboi mare \u00eentre Daniel Cristea Enache \u0219i Marius Ianu\u0219. \u00cencerc s\u0103-mi imaginez o confruntare&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10418,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/12633488_1101017323271548_6499991117428890468_o.jpg?fit=1700%2C2048&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10417"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10419,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10417\/revisions\/10419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}