A\u015fa cum sunt nenum\u0103rate ghioarle detestabile \u00een jurul nostru – iar gre\u015feala mea, cel pu\u0163in pe Internet, a fost c\u0103 m-am concentrat s\u0103 le muiesc pe ele, de unde unii au dedus c\u0103 am o pl\u0103cere vinovat\u0103 \u00een direc\u0163ia asta – sunt \u015fi foarte, foarte, foarte mul\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i superbi, buni ca oameni, inteligen\u0163i, agreabili companioni, pe scurt, oameni pe care s\u0103 te po\u0163i baza. Iar gre\u015feala mea internautic\u0103 a fost s\u0103 nu pun suficient accent pe ei.<\/p>\n
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Lucru pe care \u00eel repar\u0103m acum.<\/p>\n
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Dat fiind c\u0103 e mai la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 exprimi furie c\u00e2nd e\u015fti un temperament coleric, unii au dedus c\u0103 ur\u0103sc to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii, iar al\u0163ii, c\u0103 m\u0103 refer la ei c\u00e2nd \u00eenjur ghioarle.
\nDe c\u00e2te ori scriu c\u00e2te un text despre dobitoci, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 patru sau cinci b\u0103rba\u0163i perfect \u00een regul\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 refeream la ei.
\n“Nu, man, ce te face s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 m\u0103 refeream la tine? Ai trecut tu cu mine prin situa\u0163iile descrise acolo?”
\n“Nu.”
\n“\u015ei atunci?”
\n“\u015ei atunci, \u0103\u0103\u0103, cum sunte\u0163i voi, femeile, ira\u0163ionale, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 \u00eenjurai faptul c\u0103 ai putea trece.”<\/p>\n
Du-te, b\u0103. Nu e vina mea, \u015fi a altor femei cu inteligen\u0163a la locul ei, c\u0103 tu ai cunoscut c\u00e2rduri \u00eentregi de proaste, \u015fi te rog, nu proiecta asupra mea comportamentul lor. C\u00e2nd \u00eenjur un individ sau o situa\u0163ie, fie mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat mie, fie cuiva la care \u0163in.<\/p>\n
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Realitatea e c\u0103 sunt dou\u0103 tipuri mari \u015fi late de b\u0103rba\u0163i pe lume, iar procentul e cam 50% \/ 50%. B\u0103rba\u0163ii de tip “cavaler-pe-cal-alb” \u015fi b\u0103rba\u0163ii de tip “\u015fefu-la-univers”.<\/p>\n
“\u015eefu-la-univers” e cotarla care crede c\u0103 simpla de\u0163inere a unui penis discutabil func\u0163ional \u00eel \u00eendrept\u0103\u0163e\u015fte s-o ard\u0103 autoritar cu oricine din lume, mai ales dac\u0103 oricine e femeie. Are catastiful cu futute unde suntem toate trecute a priori. Poate fi reeducat cu mult\u0103 muie, bocanc \u00een din\u0163i \u015fi sublinierea constant\u0103 a faptului c\u0103 e un c\u0103cat prost, dar nu merit\u0103 efortul. Mai bine evi\u0163i conjuncturile \u00een care se manifest\u0103 \u015fefu-la-univers, pentru c\u0103 un astfel de jeg e abuziv ca orice. E partenerul care-\u0163i sugereaz\u0103 constant c\u0103 \u00eei e\u015fti\u00a0inferioar\u0103, \u015feful care nu prime\u015fte sugestii \u015fi caut\u0103 s\u0103 te pun\u0103 perpetuu \u00een situa\u0163ii nepl\u0103cute, c\u0103 poate-\u0163i erodeaz\u0103 stima de sine suficient \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag\u0103, amicul care-\u0163i poveste\u015fte cum tot cercul t\u0103u de prieteni, cu excep\u0163ia lui, te b\u00e2rfe\u015fte c\u0103 e\u015fti o curv\u0103 \u015fi tot a\u015fa.<\/p>\n
Pe scurt, cu c\u00e2t evi\u0163i mai abitir “\u015fefu-la-univers”, cu at\u00e2t via\u0163a ta va fi mai ok. \u015ei cu c\u00e2t tu refuzi explicit s\u0103 interac\u0163ionezi cu “\u015fefu-la-univers”, at\u00e2t personal, c\u00e2t \u015fi profesional, cu at\u00e2t \u00eei cobori statutul. Pe scurt, aplici armele lui.<\/p>\n
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Prioritatea ta uman\u0103 e cavalerul pe cal alb.<\/p>\n
Cavalerii pe cal alb sunt oamenii care te v\u0103d ca pe un plus de valoare la via\u0163a sau munca lor. Interac\u0163iunea cu ei este o prietenie \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, indiferent de ce natur\u0103 ar fi. Fac eforturi s\u0103-\u0163i \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 nevoile \u015fi s\u0103 le \u00eemplineasc\u0103, dac\u0103-s iubi\u0163ii t\u0103i. \u00ce\u0163i dau munca cea mai potrivit\u0103 pentru tine, dac\u0103-s \u015fefii t\u0103i. Vin s\u0103-\u0163i pun\u0103 sticle de ap\u0103 cald\u0103 pe ovare la ciclu, dac\u0103-s cel mai bun prieten al t\u0103u gay. Etc. etc.
\n\u0102\u015ftia-s oamenii cu care faci treab\u0103. De orice natur\u0103 e treaba pe care vrei s-o faci.
\nCu un mic am\u0103nunt.
\nNu uita s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i recuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi apreciere.
\nE \u00een natura uman\u0103 s\u0103 cape\u0163i impresia c\u0103 dac\u0103 cineva face gesturi frumoase pentru tine, e pentru c\u0103 \u0163i se cuvin.
\nDa, plata pentru munca ta \u0163i se cuvine.
\nO brio\u015f\u0103 cu o cafea pe care \u0163i le aduce un prieten la care apelezi nu \u0163i se cuvin.
\nDa, timpul pl\u0103tit al unui profesionist \u0163i se cuvine.
\nNu, ajutorul pe care-l ceri pe prietenie aceluia\u015fi profesionist nu \u0163i se cuvine.
\nTimpul unui om care e angajatul t\u0103u fulltime \u0163i se cuvine.
\nTimpul unui om care nu \u00ee\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 nimic nu \u0163i se cuvine.
\nIar acestea trebuie apreciate.<\/p>\n
“De ce a disp\u0103rut Gogu, era at\u00e2t de bun \u015fi de s\u0103ritor!”
\nDar tu i-ai mul\u0163umit vreodat\u0103 lui Gogu c\u0103 era bun \u015fi s\u0103ritor?
\nPauz\u0103 de publicitate.
\nBun. P\u0103i, iat\u0103 de ce a disp\u0103rut Gogu.
\nA\u015fa cum \u015fi tu, femeie, \u00eennebune\u015fti s\u0103 stai trei ore \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie s\u0103 g\u0103te\u015fti o mas\u0103 cu trei feluri de m\u00e2ncare pentru cineva \u015fi, la sf\u00e2r\u015fit, s\u0103 se ridice sc\u00e2rpin\u00e2ndu-se la coaie \u015fi s\u0103 dea un r\u00e2g\u00e2it non-apreciativ, un b\u0103rbat, oric\u00e2t de bun, turbeaz\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 tot ce dore\u015fti, \u015fi tu s\u0103 o iei cu misecuvenism, sau, mai nasol, s\u0103 faci mofturi.
\n“Mul\u0163umesc. Eu ce pot face pentru tine?”<\/p>\n
Works wonders. Chiar dac\u0103 nu po\u0163i face nimic. Chiar dac\u0103 nu ai nimic ce s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 deja. Recuno\u015ftin\u0163a, exact ca polite\u0163ea, cost\u0103 zero, dar \u00ee\u0163i aduce totul \u00een via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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