Henriette este descendenta unei vechi familii de colec\u0163ionari de sertare.
\nDe fapt, Henriettei \u00eei place s\u0103 colec\u0163ioneze broa\u015fte. Dar nici sertarele nu stric\u0103, pentru c\u0103 le poate include \u00een vestimenta\u0163ia ei de iarn\u0103. \u015ei dac\u0103 e frig, poate s\u0103 le dea \u015fi foc.
\nHenriette se poate \u00eent\u00e2lni prin pie\u0163e, mai ales \u00een aprilie \u015fi \u00een primele zile ale lunii mai. Am un singur dor. \u00ce\u015fi c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 existen\u0163a v\u00e2nz\u00e2nd idei cre\u0163e, ecologice. Crescute doar cu \u00eengr\u0103\u015f\u0103minte naturale.
\nHenriette are trei nasuri, dintre care unul \u00een palm\u0103, unul \u00een buric \u015fi unul ceva mai \u00eencolo. Le folose\u015fte alternativ, \u00een func\u0163ie de cum bate v\u00e2ntul. Dac\u0103 nu bate v\u00e2ntul, Henriette nu respir\u0103. De obicei, ajunge la urgen\u0163e, unde i se ata\u015feaz\u0103 un al patrulea nas artificial, care respir\u0103 \u00een locul ei. Ultima oar\u0103 \u00eens\u0103, ambulan\u0163a s-a blocat \u00een trafic, \u015fi Henriette a suferit un tragic deces.
\nMoartea nu a schimbat-o foarte mult pe Henriette. Rubedeniile i-au amenajat un acvariu imens dintr-unul din sertarele colec\u0163ionate de str\u0103buni, \u015fi acolo, Henriette st\u0103 acoperit\u0103 de alge, \u00eenconjurat\u0103 de broa\u015ftele pe care le-a iubit at\u00e2t de mult \u00een timpul vie\u0163ii, \u015fi c\u0103rora le e prielnic acest habitat c\u0103ci iat\u0103, s-au \u00eenmul\u0163it foarte tare.
\nCe-i drept, \u015fi rubedeniile au pus u\u015fi metalice \u00een toat\u0103 casa, \u015fi c\u00e2nd s\u0103 le arunce pe cele vechi, \u015fi-au amintit de vechea pasiune a Henriettei pentru broa\u015fte, \u015fi le-au v\u00e2r\u00e2t pe toate \u00een acvariul Henriettei.
\nSingura care a avut de suferit a fost sera special\u0103 de idei cre\u0163e. Murind, Henriette uitase s\u0103 le lase adresa celor din familie. Ace\u015ftia au angajat un sobor de detectivi particulari s\u0103 afle unde e sera, dar f\u0103r\u0103 succes.
\n\u00centre timp, ideile cre\u0163e, care nu \u015ftiau de decesul Henriettei, s-au sup\u0103rat foarte tare c\u0103 nu vine nimeni s\u0103 le \u00eengra\u015fe ecologic, \u015fi au \u00eenceput s\u0103 devoreze pere\u0163i. Au descoperit virtu\u0163ile hr\u0103nitoare ale cimentului. \u00cen scurt timp, tot ora\u015ful a fost n\u0103p\u0103dit de idei cre\u0163e gigantice, devoratoare de ciment, \u015fi locuitorii s-au v\u0103zut nevoi\u0163i s\u0103 se mute \u00een corturi, spre r\u00e2setele sarcastice ale cet\u0103\u0163enilor din ora\u015fele \u00eenvecinate.
\nApoi a venit un cutremur mare de tot, cei din ora\u015fele \u00eenvecinate au murit pe capete, numai aici, singura victim\u0103 a cutremurului a fost un pui de idee crea\u0163\u0103, peste care c\u0103zuse acvariul Henriettei \u015fi al celor o mie cinci sute treizeci \u015fi opt de broa\u015fte. At\u00e2tea se adunaser\u0103 \u00eentre timp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Henriette este descendenta unei vechi familii de colec\u0163ionari de sertare. De fapt, Henriettei \u00eei place s\u0103 colec\u0163ioneze broa\u015fte. Dar nici sertarele nu stric\u0103, pentru...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}