-Fat\u0103, s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 m-am \u00eendr\u0103gostit.<\/p>\n
-Pe bune? De cine?<\/p>\n
-De cel mai frumos vibrator pe care l-am v\u0103zut \u00een via\u0163a mea.<\/p>\n
-Ha!<\/p>\n
-Da, m\u0103. Eram eu \u00eentr-un sex shop, \u015fi m\u0103 uitam la chestii, \u015fi-mi zice v\u00e2nz\u0103torul: Domni\u015foar\u0103, haide\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 ar\u0103t ceva special. \u015ei c\u00e2nd a scos-o, am r\u0103mas wowww. Crezi \u00een dragoste la prima vedere?<\/p>\n
-Da.<\/p>\n
-Eu nu credeam. B\u0103, dar c\u00e2nd l-am v\u0103zut, m-au luat toate frisoanele \u015fi tot fiorul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. Maaam\u0103 cum era. Mam\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, cum era.<\/p>\n
-Cum era?<\/p>\n
-Mov. Nu, nu mov, mov-fucsia. Cea mai frumoas\u0103 culoare.<\/p>\n
-B\u0103i, nu \u015ftiu, \u015fi eu am unul, dar are o culoare \u015fi o form\u0103 c\u00e2t se poate de realiste.<\/p>\n
-C’mooon. Nu-mi place realismul nici \u00een literatur\u0103. Cine ar vrea un vibrator care s\u0103 semene cu un penis? De ce?<\/p>\n
-Greu de r\u0103spuns la asta.<\/p>\n
-Fat\u0103, un vibrator trebuie s\u0103 fie diferit. Trebuie s\u0103 inspire altceva. Uite, \u0103sta avea o form\u0103… ca o pan\u0103. \u015etii “Pas\u0103rea M\u0103iastr\u0103” a lui Br\u00e2ncu\u015fi? A\u015fa era.<\/p>\n
-Z\u0103u?<\/p>\n
-Da. \u00ce\u0163i dai seama cum e s\u0103 faci amor cu ceva cultural-artistic? Alt nivel de extaz.<\/p>\n
-Orgasm intelectual se nume\u015fte.<\/p>\n
-Nu mai face mi\u015fto. Chiar nu-mi plac vibratoarele-penis. Mi se par ur\u00e2te. Alea care au \u015fi vene mi se par de-a dreptul oribile.<\/p>\n
-OK, \u015fi cum merge povestea de iubire? \u0162i l-ai luat? \u0162i-a d\u0103ruit primul t\u0103u orgasm br\u00e2ncu\u015fian?<\/p>\n
-N\u0163, din p\u0103cate.<\/p>\n
-De ce?<\/p>\n
-Are pre\u0163 prohibitiv, \u015fapte sute de lei. Tot a\u015ftept o reducere, pentru c\u0103 nu g\u0103sesc nicicum cele \u015fapte milioane la care s\u0103 pot renun\u0163a.<\/p>\n
-De c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i \u0163ii iubirea \u00een stand-by la modul \u0103sta barbar?<\/p>\n
-De doi ani.<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 iubesc ceva la TOATE prietenele mele, e umorul lor. Umorul feminin bate tot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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