{"id":10533,"date":"2016-03-15T07:32:24","date_gmt":"2016-03-15T07:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=10533"},"modified":"2016-03-15T07:32:24","modified_gmt":"2016-03-15T07:32:24","slug":"adina-activista-eclectica-ep-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/adina-activista-eclectica-ep-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Adina Activista Eclectic\u0103, ep. 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>De acum \u00eencolo, mar\u0163ea e zi de serial. Vom urm\u0103ri aventurile palpitante ale unui personaj din ce \u00een ce mai frecvent \u015fi mai enervant.<\/p>\n<p>Adina Activista Eclectic\u0103 vrea s\u0103 se afirme. N-a muncit niciodat\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a ei, nu \u015ftie ce este efortul, to\u0163i intervievatorii de joburi o expediaz\u0103 cu &#8220;V\u0103 sun\u0103m noi&#8221;, dar ea \u015ftie adev\u0103ruri despre lume \u015fi via\u0163\u0103. \u015ei le trombone\u015fte cu vehemen\u0163\u0103. \u015ei nu accept\u0103 ideea de nuan\u0163\u0103. Ideea c\u0103 poate sunt situa\u0163ii c\u00e2nd adev\u0103rul ei nu merge.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 asta ar presupune s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103, iar g\u00e2nditul d\u0103uneaz\u0103 grav vehemen\u0163ei militante.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei atunci, Adina Activista Eclectic\u0103 a devenit fana tuturor cauzelor nobile \u015fi plimb\u0103 steagul pentru toate. Azi salveaz\u0103 urangutanul cu fund ro\u015fu, m\u00e2ine \u015foc\u00e2tele de preerie, poim\u00e2ine \u00ee\u015fi toarn\u0103 ghea\u0163\u0103-n cap \u015fi r\u0103spoim\u00e2ine \u00ee\u015fi pune un status penibil cu &#8220;\u00eemi place pe&#8221;, pentru aliniere la Campania de Awareness nu mai \u015ftiu care.<\/p>\n<p>De c\u00e2te ori e parad\u0103 de orice fel, Adina Activista Eclectic\u0103 e fericit\u0103. \u00ce\u015fi plimb\u0103 inten\u0163iile nobile pe la televizor.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen episodul I, \u00a0Adina e \u00een ora\u015f cu prietenele ei, Dana \u015fi Rox.<\/p>\n<p>Adina: Fetelor, sunte\u0163i libere s\u00e2mb\u0103ta asta?<\/p>\n<p>Dana: Nu chiar&#8230; (se uit\u0103 cu o privire \u00eengrijorat\u0103 c\u0103tre Rox).<\/p>\n<p>Adina: Nu conteaz\u0103, v\u0103 elibera\u0163i. E mar\u015ful Pro Via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Rox: Z\u0103u?<\/p>\n<p>Adina: Ni\u015fte doamne mi\u015fto din Punge\u015fti, Belenii de Munte \u015fi Coc\u00e2rla\u0163i vin s\u0103 milit\u0103m toate \u00eempreun\u0103 pentru dreptul embrionului la via\u0163\u0103. Dac\u0103 ele au crescut 17 copii fiecare, noi de ce s\u0103 nu o facem?<\/p>\n<p>Dana: Pentru c\u0103 avem 16 ani, \u00een pula mea, \u015fi prioritatea ar trebui s\u0103 fie bacul?<\/p>\n<p>Adina: Ce conteaz\u0103 bacul, c\u00e2nd cea mai nobil\u0103 misiune a unei femei e s\u0103 fie mam\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Rox: OK, Dana nu \u0163i-a spus, dar vine s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 cu mine s\u0103 fac un avort. M-au violat ni\u015fte dubio\u015fi \u00een gangul blocului acum trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, dar nu \u0163i-am spus, c\u0103 \u00een zilele alea militai pentru Ziua F\u0103r\u0103 Pantaloni la Metrou.<\/p>\n<p>Adina: Cum adic\u0103 s\u0103 avortezi?? Copilul \u0103la trebuie s\u0103 se nasc\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Rox: E\u015fti t\u00e2mpit\u0103? Am 16 ani. La trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, nu e &#8220;copilul \u0103la&#8221;, e o aglomerare de celule. \u00centr-o lun\u0103 am olimpiada la fizic\u0103 \u015fi vreau s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig titlul na\u0163ional.<\/p>\n<p>Adina: Nu conteaz\u0103 astea. E o via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dana: B\u0103i, Adino, ce n-ai \u00een\u0163eles. Au violat-o \u00een gangul blocului. Unii. Nici nu-i \u015ftie.<\/p>\n<p>Adina: \u015ei ce? Dac\u0103 \u00een urma violului a rezultat o impregnare, aia e o fiin\u0163\u0103 vie \u015fi trebuie s\u0103-l na\u015fti.<\/p>\n<p>Rox: F\u0103, proasta universului&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Adina: G\u0103sesc foarte ofensiv acest termen.<\/p>\n<p>Rox: \u015ei eu g\u0103sesc foarte ofensiv c\u0103 nu pricepi ideea de viol.<\/p>\n<p>Adina: Despre antiviol am militat \u00een februarie. Vezi dac\u0103 nu te-au violat \u00een timp util? Acum \u0163ine copilul!<\/p>\n<p>Rox: \u00cemi dai tu bani s\u0103-l cresc?<\/p>\n<p>Adina: Nu dau bani dec\u00e2t pe farduri. \u015ei ce, te-am violat eu? Eu doar te \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 ce e corect pentru corpul t\u0103u. Deci, avort anulat. Hai la mar\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Rox (se ridic\u0103 \u015fi tr\u00e2nte\u015fte o bancnot\u0103 de zece pe mas\u0103. Cu ochii \u00een lacrimi) Du-te \u00een pula mea, Adina! Nu \u00een\u0163elegi nimic.<\/p>\n<p>Adina: Ba daaa. Tu omori un copila\u015f superb \u015fi adorabil cu gene lungi, pentru un c\u0103cat de olimpiad\u0103 de fizic\u0103 \u015fi un c\u0103cat de bac. Cui \u00eei pas\u0103 de oricare din astea?<\/p>\n<p>Dana: Fat\u0103, n-ai \u00een\u0163eles? Sunt doar trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Nici m\u0103car n-a ajuns la dimensiunea unei tumori s\u0103n\u0103toase. Sau gen.<\/p>\n<p>Adina: Nu conteaz\u0103\u0103\u0103. E organism viu. \u0162ine-l. Las\u0103 \u015fcoal\u0103, las\u0103 tot. Fii mam\u0103 eroin\u0103. Ca alea de la Punge\u015fti. Po\u0163i munci nop\u0163ile s\u0103-l \u00eentre\u0163ii zilele. Altele au f\u0103cut-o. Sacrific\u0103-te.<\/p>\n<p>Rox: Ia mai du-te tu fix \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii.<\/p>\n<p>(Fuge pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd.)<\/p>\n<p>Dana: F\u0103, proasto, numele \u0103sta de Pro Via\u0163\u0103 l-a\u0163i ales gre\u015fit. C\u0103 nu exist\u0103 femeie cu o via\u0163\u0103 confortabil\u0103 financiar \u015fi emo\u0163ional care s\u0103 zic\u0103: Uite, refuz acest copil. Uite, nu vreau eu s\u0103-i asigur o via\u0163\u0103 bun\u0103. Exist\u0103 doar femei s\u0103race, sau stresate, sau \u00een situa\u0163ii dificile, care nu-\u015fi pot permite costul \u015fi efortul unei sarcini acum. Ce nu \u00een\u0163elegi?<\/p>\n<p>Adina Activista Eclectic\u0103: Pula mea, s\u0103 cear\u0103 de la p\u0103rin\u0163i. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. Dac\u0103 i-a pl\u0103cut sexul, acum s\u0103-l nasc\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Dana: Tu nu \u00een\u0163elegi c\u0103 a fost violat\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Adina: Ceva-ceva tot a zis. Poate a \u00eenjurat. Logic c\u0103 e\u015fti violat dac\u0103 \u00eenjuri.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De acum \u00eencolo, mar\u0163ea e zi de serial. 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