Cet\u0103\u0163ean: “M\u0103 bucur s\u0103 te citesc \u015fi mi se pare ca e\u015fti super ok , nu c\u0103 aveai nevoie de valid\u0103ri anonime.”<\/p>\n
Periodic, c\u00e2te un cuv\u00e2nt idiot se \u00eensc\u0103uneaz\u0103 peste con\u015ftiin\u0163a colectiv\u0103, \u015fi toat\u0103 lumea \u00eel folose\u015fte absolut gre\u015fit, dar enervant de frecvent.<\/p>\n
Acum, c\u00e2\u0163iva ani, un astfel de cli\u015feu cotidian era “a se reinventa”. Fiecare pi\u0163ipoanc\u0103 boit\u0103 care-\u015fi punea silicoane \u015fi extensii era o “vedet\u0103” care “se reinventa”. Toate clonele Madonnei de aici \u015fi de peste hotare “se reinventau” de zor (adic\u0103 pl\u0103teau un nene sau o tanti s\u0103 le cumpere ni\u015fte haine).<\/p>\n
Apoi a urmat enervantul “frustrare”. Cum venea un bou s\u0103 te \u00eenjure, s\u0103reau iubitorii t\u0103i s\u0103-l acuze c\u0103 e “frustrat”. Cum scriai tu ironic despre ceva, s\u0103reau pro\u015ftii s\u0103 urle la tine c\u0103 e\u015fti “frustrat\u0103”. Orice sentiment negativ sau orice adun\u0103tur\u0103 oarecare de insulte era etichetat\u0103 cu b\u0103\u015fini de pseudopsiholog snob “frustrare”. Nimeni nu te suspecta de prostie pur\u0103 \u015fi simpl\u0103. Musai \u00ee\u0163i lipsea ceva din via\u0163\u0103. \u00cendeob\u015fte alcoolul.<\/p>\n
Acum, datorit\u0103 r\u0103sp\u00e2ndirii f\u0103r\u0103 precedent a tehnicii de pick-up, termenul care circul\u0103 glorios este “validare”.<\/p>\n
Pentru cei care au deschis mai t\u00e2rziu televizoarele: tehnica de pick-up e o teorie adoptat\u0103 de masculi mega stupizi care au impresia c\u0103 femeile sunt la fel de proaste precum sunt ei. Tehnica de pick-up spune c\u0103 femeia nu e o fiin\u0163\u0103 uman\u0103 similar\u0103 \u0163ie, ci o entitate retardat\u0103 a c\u0103rei valoare este dat\u0103 \u00een \u00eentregime de ce zici tu, mascul, despre ea, de aceea secretul spre chilo\u0163eii ei este “s\u0103 n-o validezi” (adic\u0103 s\u0103-i spui lucruri frumoase, care o fac s\u0103 se cread\u0103 superioar\u0103), ci s-o “invalidezi”, adic\u0103 s-o jigne\u015fti \u00een fel \u015fi chip, s\u0103 ajung\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103ri legate de ea \u015fi exact c\u00e2nd se va zbate mai tare pe buza pr\u0103pastiei ne\u00eencrederii \u00een sine, tu s-o prinzi, s\u0103 i-o tragi scurt \u015fi neorgasmic \u015fi s-o la\u015fi la metrou, chestie care o va m\u0103cina \u015fi mai mult, \u015fi tot a\u015fa.<\/p>\n
Nu r\u00e2de\u0163i, chiar exist\u0103 pro\u015fti care cred c\u0103 a\u015fa func\u0163ioneaz\u0103. A\u015fa cum exist\u0103 proaste care cred c\u0103 po\u0163i faulta calea normal\u0103 a sl\u0103bitului \u015fi po\u0163i da jos 100 de kilograme dac\u0103 sugi l\u0103m\u00e2ie trei zile.<\/p>\n
Recuno\u015fti pick-up artistul \u00een \u0163\u0103ranul arogant cu care stabile\u015fti s\u0103 faci o treab\u0103, dar \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 \u0163eap\u0103, \u00een \u0163\u0103ranul arogant c\u0103ruia \u00eei spui s\u0103 nu te sece cu mesaje private c\u0103 ai treab\u0103, dar el continu\u0103 s\u0103 o fac\u0103, \u015fi \u00een mul\u0163i al\u0163i \u0163\u0103rani arogan\u0163i, pe care po\u0163i alege s\u0103 \u00eei fu\u0163i mult \u015fi repetat \u00een gur\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 pricep c\u0103 femeile-s oameni \u015fi se trateaz\u0103 ca atare, sau po\u0163i alege s\u0103 le dai jet, block, ban, p\u00e2n\u0103 pricep c\u0103 femeile-s oameni \u015fi se trateaz\u0103 ca atare.<\/p>\n
Problema e c\u0103 anumite teorii ale sc\u00e2rbelor \u0103stora se lipesc \u015fi de lume normal\u0103. Cum ar fi termenul “validare”. Care, pentru o femeie inteligent\u0103, e la fel de jignitor de parc\u0103 te-ar face, simplu, “curv\u0103”.<\/p>\n
Ideea de “validare” include prezum\u0163ia c\u0103, doar pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti femeie, e\u015fti at\u00e2t de nesigur\u0103 de valoarea ta, \u00eenc\u00e2t ea cre\u015fte de c\u00e2te ori un str\u0103in \u00ee\u0163i adreseaz\u0103 c\u00e2teva vorbe de bine \u015fi scade de c\u00e2te ori un str\u0103in te \u00eenjur\u0103.<\/p>\n
To\u0163i ace\u015fti oameni n-ar \u00eendr\u0103zni s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 termenul “validare” de fa\u0163\u0103 cu un b\u0103rbat, pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 \u0103ia le-ar r\u00e2de \u00een fa\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei acum s\u0103 v\u0103 luminez o dat\u0103 pentru totdeauna cum st\u0103 treaba cu cuvintele \u015fi validarea.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2teva vorbe \u00eenseamn\u0103 fix caca maca. \u015etiu exact cum scriu, de aceea valoarea mea nu st\u0103 \u00een complimente de la necunoscu\u0163i, ci \u00een ideile pe care le transmit \u015fi forma pe care le-o dau.<\/p>\n
Iar c\u00e2nd banez l\u0103tr\u0103i, nu-i banez pentru c\u0103, oh, Dumnezeule, mi-ar afecta valoarea, ci pentru c\u0103 nu admit interac\u0163iunea. Mai au de b\u0103ut mult l\u0103ptic \u015fi de citit multe c\u0103r\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ajung\u0103 s\u0103 se trag\u0103 de \u015fireturi cu mine.<\/p>\n
\u015ei nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, sunt o fire practic\u0103. O dona\u0163ie de 100 de euro pe Paypal, care a venit s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, cu mesajul “zilele mele sunt mai frumoase pentru c\u0103 te citesc” e validare. Un rol bun este validare. Un contract bine pl\u0103tit este validare. Ham-ham-ham pe net e exact at\u00e2t – ham-ham-ham pe net.<\/p>\n
Nu mai subestima\u0163i femeile \u00een halul \u0103sta, c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u0163i virgini. Simpla idee c\u0103 trei vorbe frumoase reprezint\u0103 “o validare” e insult\u0103 direct\u0103 la inteligen\u0163a lor.<\/p>\n
Iar tehnica de pick-up nu va func\u0163iona niciodat\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, din motive foarte simple.<\/p>\n
\u00centr-o \u0163ar\u0103 unde b\u0103rba\u0163ii curtenitori sunt norma, boul nesim\u0163it e excep\u0163ia \u015fi pare special. \u00centr-o \u0163ar\u0103 \u00een care boul nesim\u0163it e norma, \u00eenc\u0103 un bou nesim\u0163it e doar at\u00e2t: \u00eenc\u0103 un bou nesim\u0163it. Nu impresioneaz\u0103 \u015fi nu excit\u0103 pe absolut nimeni. Femeile sunt s\u0103tule \u015fi plictisite. Imune \u015fi vaccinate.<\/p>\n
\u015ei nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, v\u0103 rog: \u00eencepe\u0163i s\u0103 privi\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 trata\u0163i femeile ca pe oameni, preferabil inteligen\u0163i. Te-ar flegma un om inteligent \u00een ochi dac\u0103, dup\u0103 un compliment banal, ai avansa ideea de validare? Te-ar \u00eentreba ceva de genul “da’ ce, b\u0103, am nevoie de vr\u0103jeal\u0103 de la tine ca s\u0103 m\u0103 simt validat?” Te-ar.<\/p>\n
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