{"id":10562,"date":"2016-03-23T05:02:41","date_gmt":"2016-03-23T05:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=10562"},"modified":"2016-03-23T06:10:44","modified_gmt":"2016-03-23T06:10:44","slug":"mic-tabel-de-cuantificat-amenintari-si-pareri-de-rau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mic-tabel-de-cuantificat-amenintari-si-pareri-de-rau\/","title":{"rendered":"Mic tabel de cuantificat amenin\u0163\u0103ri \u015fi p\u0103reri de r\u0103u"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, mi-am pus la profil o poz\u0103 cu steagul turc, \u00een semn de compasiune pentru nenum\u0103ratele victime ale atentatelor IS care au avut loc \u00een ultimii ani pe tot \u00eentinsul Turciei.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103, spre deosebire de UE, care au scos b\u0103g\u0103jelul de dram\u0103 de la prima sut\u0103 de mii de imigran\u0163i, Turcia a absorbit trei milioane f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 c\u00e2r\u00e2ie. Trei milioane! Trei milioane de cet\u0103\u0163eni noi, cu nevoi specifice, care s\u0103 \u00eencarce economia unui stat. &#8220;Da, Lorena, dar au primit bani&#8221;. C\u00e2nd UE a rezolvat problema \u00een stilul caracteristic &#8211; m\u0103turat sub pre\u015f &#8211; Turcia a cerut o sum\u0103 rezonabil\u0103. Alternativa ar fi fost s\u0103 lase \u00een continuare emigran\u0163ii spre Europa, \u015fi prev\u0103d c\u0103 ne-ar fi pl\u0103cut mai pu\u0163in.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen rest, ne comport\u0103m ca b\u0103rbatul divor\u0163at c\u0103ruia fosta so\u0163ie i-a preluat copiii \u015fi toate responsabilit\u0103\u0163ile de hr\u0103nire, \u00eembr\u0103care, educare \u015fi \u00eentre\u0163inere, \u015fi care, eliberat de responsabilitate \u015fi munc\u0103, se v\u0103ic\u0103re\u015fte c\u0103 are de pl\u0103tit pensie alimentar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Faptul c\u0103 mi-am pus la profil o poz\u0103 cu steagul turcesc a dus la o furtun\u0103 de rahat cum n-am asistat de mult. To\u0163i propagandi\u015ftii pro-ru\u015fi, to\u0163i rasi\u015ftii, to\u0163i xenofobii, to\u0163i fixi\u015ftii \u015fi, \u00een general, to\u0163i pro\u015ftii au \u00eenceput s\u0103 rag\u0103 la mine.<\/p>\n<p>Nu, fr\u0103\u0163iuer, nu v\u0103 califica\u0163i s\u0103 rage\u0163i la mine pe baza pozei mele de profil. At\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t poza mea nu con\u0163ine o imagine a mea fut\u00e2nd-o pe mama voastr\u0103 cu o pul\u0103 curb\u0103 care s-o zg\u00e2rie \u00een trompe, nu ave\u0163i nici un motiv omene\u015fte valabil s\u0103 v\u0103 \u0163ig\u0103ni\u0163i cu mine. Nu v\u0103 datorez nimic &#8211; cel pu\u0163in nu \u0103lora care n-au donat pe Paypalul blogului. Voi sunte\u0163i pe peretele meu pentru c\u0103 v\u0103 ofer veselie \u015fi amuzament. Nu-s angajata voastr\u0103, sunt entertainerul vostru moca. V\u0103 ofer o ciocolat\u0103 \u015fi las la latitudinea voastr\u0103 dac\u0103 o pl\u0103ti\u0163i sau nu. \u015ei mul\u0163i o lua\u0163i ca \u015fi cum vi s-ar cuveni. Mar\u015f rostogol la cote\u0163.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Te citeam cu pl\u0103cere, dar nu mai fac asta!&#8221; Om care n-a cotizat \u00een via\u0163a lui.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei acum, tabelul regretelor:<\/p>\n<p><strong>M\u0103 citeai cu pl\u0103cere \u015fi ai cotizat cumulat 500 de euro sau mai mult:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Suf\u0103r profund c\u0103 te-am pierdut. Reprezin\u0163i o pierdere cumplit\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a mea. Aveam baz\u0103 real\u0103 \u00een tine. Erai un sponsor adev\u0103rat. Inten\u0163ionam s\u0103-\u0163i aduc mul\u0163umiri pe placa mea funerar\u0103, dar uite, convingerile noastre politice se faulteaz\u0103 reciproc.<\/p>\n<p><strong>M\u0103 citeai cu pl\u0103cere \u015fi ai cotizat cumulat 100 &#8211; 400 de euro:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Darling, a fost o poveste de iubire scurt\u0103, dar concentrat\u0103. M\u0103car ai r\u00e2s de fiecare euro pe care l-ai donat. Good luck finding a similar source of humour.<\/p>\n<p><strong>M\u0103 citeai cu pl\u0103cere \u015fi ai cotizat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 100 de euro:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Frate, nu to\u0163i ne vindem pe 3 lei. Faptul c\u0103 dai ni\u015fte m\u0103runt once in a while nu te \u00eendrept\u0103\u0163e\u015fte s\u0103-mi dictezi care s\u0103 fie valorile mele. Democra\u0163ia \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 eu nu te oblig pe tine s\u0103 te \u00eenchini la Dumnezeul meu iar tu nu m\u0103 obligi pe mine s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenchin la Dumnezeul t\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p><strong>M\u0103 citeai cu pl\u0103cere \u015fi moca, dar te r\u0103\u0163oie\u015fti la mine. Eu \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103deam \u0163ie r\u00e2s, tu \u00eemi d\u0103deai mie bullshit.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sugi pula \u015fi mori \u00eenecat cu ea. Mocagiu penibil. Nu te oblig\u0103 nimeni s\u0103 cotizezi nimic, dar m\u0103car \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 prime\u015fti cu decen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi respect un entertainment pentru care nu te revan\u015fezi cu aaabsoluuut, dar aaaabsolut nimic.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Acum c\u0103 am stabilit ce \u015fi cum datorez fiec\u0103rui l\u0103tr\u0103u \u00een parte, hai s\u0103 vorbim despre Turcia.<\/p>\n<p>Aburelile de genul &#8220;s-au r\u0103zboit cu noi la Rovine \u015fi la C\u0103lug\u0103reni&#8221; nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. Nu fi\u0163i ca nevestele penibile care, \u00eentr-o ceart\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi amintesc subit, f\u0103r\u0103 nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103, &#8220;mai \u0163ii minte \u00een primul nostru an de c\u0103s\u0103torie c\u00e2nd m-ai f\u0103cut s\u0103 te a\u015ftept trei sferturi de or\u0103 pentru c\u0103 aveai cic\u0103 de lucru \u015fi tu erai cu prietenii la bere?&#8221; Nu vorbim Rovine sau C\u0103lug\u0103reni, vorbim PREZENT.<\/p>\n<p>Ce este adev\u0103rat \u015fi n-am contestat \u00een obiec\u0163iile voastre este persecu\u0163ia Turciei fa\u0163\u0103 de kurzi \u015fi linkul cert \u00eentre Turcia \u015fi IS, pe c\u00e2nd \u0103ia erau mici \u015fi p\u0103reau doar ni\u015fte oponen\u0163i ai regimului Assad.<\/p>\n<p>Vede\u0163i, boieri dumneavoastr\u0103, exist\u0103 regimuri politice care se antipatizeaz\u0103 reciproc. A\u015fa se au la cu\u0163ite turcii cu regimul lui Bashar Assad, dictatorul sirian. \u015ei a\u015fa cum, pe toat\u0103 perioada guvern\u0103rii lui Ponta, Viktor Orban a asmu\u0163it grup\u0103rile extremiste din Ardeal, \u015fi nu s-a mirat nimeni, Turcia a alimentat IS. Lucrurile astea se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. \u00cen toat\u0103 lumea. Nu-\u0163i place \u015feful statului vecin, \u00eel sabotezi cu buturugi mici, al c\u0103ror rol nu e neap\u0103rat s\u0103 r\u0103stoarne carul mare, dar s\u0103-i blocheze ro\u0163ile.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, s\u0103 nu uit\u0103m c\u0103 fiecare stat e \u00een primul r\u00e2nd o economie, nu un centru de caritate. E convenabil s\u0103 \u0163i se ofere petrol ieftin de v\u00e2nzare, e convenabil s\u0103 ai pia\u0163\u0103 de desfacere pentru exporturile tale. \u015ei SUA, centrul democra\u0163iei \u015fi esen\u0163a valorilor vestice, a exportat armament inclusiv Irakului \u00een r\u0103zboiul cu Iranul. Pentru c\u0103 pl\u0103teau. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea are principii \u015fi gur\u0103 c\u00e2t \u015fura, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd vine cineva cu pre\u0163ul corect.<\/p>\n<p>Dar, dup\u0103 ce Turcia a \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 monstrul a sc\u0103pat de sub control, a luat m\u0103suri, a intervenit, a absorbit disiden\u0163i, pe scurt, s-a transformat \u00eentr-un punct de stabilitate UE \u00een zon\u0103. Un pilon de sus\u0163inere. Banii \u0103ia de imigran\u0163i pe care \u00eei trimite UE sunt un ajutor de bun sim\u0163 pentru ca economia \u00eempov\u0103rat\u0103 a Turciei s\u0103 nu intre \u00een colaps. Dac\u0103 s-ar \u00eent\u00e2mpla asta, nimic n-ar opri al treilea r\u0103zboi mondial s\u0103 se \u00eentind\u0103 \u00een \u00eentreaga Europ\u0103, \u015fi UE \u015ftie bine lucrul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dar Erdogan vrea s\u0103 refac\u0103 imperiul otoman \u015fi blabla&#8221;. Mare parte din bullshitul \u0103sta sinistru e propagand\u0103 ruseasc\u0103. Pas\u0103mite, Turcia \u015fi Rusia \u00ee\u015fi disput\u0103 influen\u0163a \u00een teritoriu, \u015fi mai ales \u00een Siria, de decenii. Assad e protejatul direct al lui Putin. De aceea, ru\u015fii au trimis avionul \u0103la pe teritoriu turcesc, ca s\u0103 sugereze discret cine o are mai mare, \u015fi de aceea turcii au dobor\u00e2t avionul \u00een semn de &#8220;v-o t\u0103iem \u015fi v-o servim la cin\u0103 dac\u0103 nu v-o \u0163ine\u0163i acas\u0103&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei influen\u0163a pe care o dore\u015fte Putin nu e DOAR PE SIRIA. E PE TOAT\u0102 EUROPA DE EST. YOUR PERSONAL ASS INCLUDED.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei tocmai pentru c\u0103 propaganda ruseasc\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi are propriile centre \u015fi \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, poza mea cu steag turcesc a st\u00e2rnit o asemenea rafal\u0103 de c\u0103cat. \u00cen fond, sute de oameni \u015fi-au pus steag francez dup\u0103 atentatele de la Paris \u015fi nimeni nu le-a zis nici &#8220;du-te mai \u00eencolo&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103ie\u0163i, v\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg foamea, \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 sunte\u0163i pl\u0103ti\u0163i, dar sorry, cu mine nu v\u0103 merge. Pe mine nu m\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fte nimeni s\u0103 mimez c\u0103 v\u0103 cump\u0103r bullshitul.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, mi-am pus la profil o poz\u0103 cu steagul turc, \u00een semn de compasiune pentru nenum\u0103ratele victime ale atentatelor IS care au avut loc&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10563,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12516689_10207790999166357_356990564_o.jpg?fit=2048%2C2048&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10562"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10566,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10562\/revisions\/10566"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}