Orice om care merge cu metroul, care are Facebook sau care pur \u015fi simplu, are ochi \u015fi urechi, aude \/ cite\u015fte periodic urm\u0103toarea lugubr\u0103 t\u00e2mpenie: “Cine ne va pl\u0103ti nou\u0103 pensiile, c\u0103 femeile din ziua de azi nu vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 copii”.
\nEmiten\u0163ii fiind, bine\u00een\u0163eles, dar bine\u00een\u0163eles, b\u0103rba\u0163i.
\nB\u0103rba\u0163i care g\u0103sesc ultra repede explica\u0163ia: femeile nu vor copii pentru c\u0103-s curve, pentru c\u0103-s neserioase, pentru c\u0103-s comode, lene\u015fe, carieriste, panarame, nefutute \u015fi, \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, curve. <\/p>\n
Ce remarci la to\u0163i ace\u015fti b\u0103rba\u0163i? <\/p>\n
Consensul c\u0103 numai femeia e de vin\u0103. <\/p>\n
Pas\u0103mite, femeia face copilul cu degetul sau cu \u015ftiuletele de porumb, \u015fi prin urmare, numitul copil e strict \u015fi exclusiv responsabilitatea ei. Nu vezi nici o secund\u0103 vreo problem\u0103 de genul: dar eu, verdictologul, \u015fomerul prost, sunt oare \u00een stare s\u0103 pun la dispozi\u0163ia vreunei poten\u0163iale so\u0163ii resursele necesare pentru a \u00eentre\u0163ine \/ hr\u0103ni \/ \u00eembr\u0103ca un copil p\u00e2n\u0103 la 18 ani? Nu, nu-s. Atunci a\u015f putea m\u0103car s\u0103-mi \u0163in r\u00e2tul jegos? Evident, nu, c\u0103 n-are nici un haz s\u0103 fiu prost dac\u0103 nu semnalizez. <\/p>\n
\u015ei acum s\u0103 trecem \u00een revist\u0103 cinci motive pentru care femeia de azi n-are chef de copii. Dac\u0103 te ui\u0163i \u00een jur, pe pia\u0163a de b\u0103rba\u0163i, e penurie crunt\u0103 de masculi responsabili, pe care s\u0103 sim\u0163i c\u0103 te po\u0163i baza. O sarcin\u0103 e lucru costisitor. Un bebelu\u015f are nevoi costisitoare. Proasp\u0103ta l\u0103uz\u0103 idem. \u015ei cheltuielile cresc. Apoi te ui\u0163i la to\u0163i ace\u015fti ma\u0163e fripte coate goale, la to\u0163i ace\u015fti incon\u015ftien\u0163i \u015fi-\u0163i zici: am eu chef s\u0103 t\u00e2r\u0103sc de una singur\u0103 genul \u0103sta de responsabilitate? NO FUCKING WAY. Nu ai cum, dup\u0103 o sarcin\u0103, s\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i ca \u00eenainte. Te \u00eengra\u015fi, suferi modific\u0103ri hormonale, \u0163i se las\u0103 s\u00e2nii, \u0163i se striaz\u0103 abdomenul, \u0163i se fac vergeturi pe tot corpul. Apoi \u00eei auzi pe idio\u0163i coment\u00e2nd femei NUMAI LA MODUL: “ce bun\u0103 e aia”. “ba ce bun\u0103 e ailalt\u0103”. OK, p\u0103i dac\u0103 unicul criteriu de evaluare al unei femei \u00een societatea zilelor noastre e “ce bun\u0103 e”, cum Dumnezeu s\u0103 se simt\u0103 \u00eencurajat\u0103 s\u0103 ri\u015fte asta? Fie c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i iei tot concediul acordat de stat, fie numai o parte, modific\u0103rile chimice din corpul t\u0103u te fac mai pu\u0163in performant\u0103, \u00een orice domeniu ai lucra. \u015ei \u00eentrebarea se reduce la A. Te po\u0163i baza pe individ, \u00een caz c\u0103 stai jobless o perioad\u0103? Dac\u0103 sim\u0163i \u00een forul t\u0103u intim c\u0103 nu, nema sarcin\u0103. <\/p>\n D) Dup\u0103 na\u015ftere, o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de cretini \u00ee\u015fi p\u0103r\u0103sesc so\u0163iile, c\u0103 sunt obosite \u015fi nu mai au energia s\u0103 le fac\u0103 lor toate chefurile <\/strong><\/p>\n Am asistat prin pere\u0163i zilele trecute la o ceart\u0103 \u00een apartamentul de sus. Boul \u00ee\u015fi acuza nevasta c\u0103 de c\u00e2nd a n\u0103scut cu mai e ca \u00eenainte. Logic, boule, c\u0103 nu mai e ca \u00eenainte, mai ales c\u0103 \u0163ipetele \u0103luia mic m\u0103 \u0163in treaz\u0103 \u015fi pe mine care-s holteie bine mersi. Dar mul\u0163i dobitoci sunt lipsi\u0163i de cea mai elementar\u0103 empatie \u015fi de cea mai infim\u0103 capacitate de a se pune \u00een locul celuilalt. “C\u0103 de ce s\u0103 cresc eu copilul altui b\u0103rbat? De ce s\u0103 pun eu p\u00e2ine pe mas\u0103 pentru cineva care nu mi-e nimic?” Dar pe de alt\u0103 parte, un tat\u0103 singur se rec\u0103s\u0103tore\u015fte \u00een primul r\u00e2nd “s\u0103 g\u0103sesc o mam\u0103 pentru copiii mei” \u015fi n-am auzit niciodat\u0103 femei \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-se filozofic de ce ar cre\u015fte ele copiii altor femei. C\u0103 a\u015fa-s femeile, mai oameni. Tot ce e mic \u015fi inocent e binevenit \u00een jurul lor, m\u00e2ng\u00e2iabil \u015fi pupabil. \u015ei uite, de-aia n-o s\u0103 aib\u0103 cine s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pensiile. Pentru c\u0103 nu po\u0163i s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti \u00een miserupism \u015fi nep\u0103sare toat\u0103 via\u0163a \u015fi, la final, s\u0103 \u0163ipi c\u0103 femeile na\u0163iunii \u00ee\u0163i datorau roadele uterului lor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Orice om care merge cu metroul, care are Facebook sau care pur \u015fi simplu, are ochi \u015fi urechi, aude \/ cite\u015fte periodic urm\u0103toarea lugubr\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10495,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/mom.gif?fit=200%2C295&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10598"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10600,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10598\/revisions\/10600"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nA) First and foremost, fiindc\u0103 n-are cu cine.<\/strong> <\/p>\n
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\nB) O sarcin\u0103 te degradeaz\u0103 fizic. <\/strong><\/p>\n
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\nC) O sarcin\u0103 te vulnerabilizeaz\u0103 profesional <\/strong><\/p>\n
\nPrin \u00eensu\u015fi datul biologic, na\u015fterea unui copil e un lucru nedrept. Timp de nou\u0103 luni, femeia \u00eel car\u0103, \u00eel hr\u0103ne\u015fte cu nutrien\u0163ii, vitaminele, s\u00e2ngele \u015fi carnea ei, \u00eei car\u0103 toat\u0103 greutatea corpului pe coloana ei vertebral\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei \u00eendur\u0103 cele mai mici tulbur\u0103ri, apoi \u00eel scoate cu eforturi inimaginabile pe un orificiu pe care to\u0163i \u00eel \u015ftim. Relativ \u00eengust. Comparativ cu asta, tot ce are boul de f\u0103cut e s\u0103 arate un pic de tact \u015fi \u00een\u0163elegere. \u015ei unele animale cretine nu-s capabile nici m\u0103car de asta.
\nP\u0103i s\u0103 nu-\u0163i vin\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i co\u015fi trompele cu m\u00e2na ta?
\n\u015ei evident, divor\u0163\u00e2nd de mam\u0103, de multe ori, boul divor\u0163eaz\u0103 \u015fi de copii. Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 pensia alimentar\u0103 stabilit\u0103 de statul rom\u00e2n e absolut ridicol\u0103, mul\u0163i fac tot ce e omene\u015fte posibil s\u0103 n-o pl\u0103teasc\u0103 nici pe aia. De ce s\u0103 trimi\u0163i bani pentru copiii t\u0103i c\u00e2nd po\u0163i, foarte bine, s\u0103-i bei, s\u0103-i fumezi, s\u0103-i bagi \u00een anus (al t\u0103u sau al unei partenere de ocazie), etc.
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\nE) Dup\u0103 ce boul te-a p\u0103r\u0103sit, o serie de al\u0163i boi nici m\u0103car nu se uit\u0103 la mame singure. <\/strong><\/p>\n
\nInclusiv la speed datingul<\/a> la care v-am povestit c\u0103 am fost \u00een interes de blogging, m-au \u00eentrebat doi: Nu-i a\u015fa c\u0103 n-ai copii? La primul am c\u00e2ntat \u00een strun\u0103: nu, n-am.
\nApoi am tr\u0103it un intens WTF. Dac\u0103 mie mi-ar pl\u0103cea un b\u0103rbat, chiar n-ar conta c\u0103 are copii. \u015ei c\u00e2nd m-a \u00eentrebat al doilea, am b\u0103gat baliverna: “Ba da, am un b\u0103ie\u0163el de trei ani. Tat\u0103l lui l-a vrut foarte tare, apoi dup\u0103 ce l-am avut, a decretat c\u0103 e o responsabilitate prea mare \u015fi a disp\u0103rut din peisaj. De ce \u00eentrebi?” “\u0102\u0103\u0103, eu, \u0103\u0103\u0103. Eu vreau o rela\u0163ie relaxat\u0103.”
\nAdic\u0103, pe scurt, fuck off, fah. <\/p>\n