Feri-v-ar Dumnezeu \u015fi to\u0163i sfin\u0163ii s\u0103 i se pun\u0103 cuiva pata pe voi. (adic\u0103, s\u0103 i se pun\u0103, nu zic nu, dar\u00a0s\u0103 nu\u00a0uite de faptul c\u0103 oameni sunte\u0163i \u015fi voi, \u015fi c\u0103\u00a0ave\u0163i nevoie de spa\u0163iu intim.)<\/p>\n
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eu sunt un om prietenos \u015fi amabil.\u00a0 nu m\u0103 zbor\u015fesc la nimeni pe nemeritate. nu \u00eemi place s\u0103 ridic vocea, certurile de orice tip \u00eemi repugn\u0103. ador armonia. \u00eemi place s\u0103 discut, \u00eemi place s\u0103 cunosc oameni, \u00eemi place s\u0103 le descop\u0103r personalitatea, originalitatea, g\u00e2ndurile, sentimentele. Umorul. \u00cemi place s\u0103 r\u00e2d cu ei, s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng cu ei, s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc cu ei, s\u0103 beau, s\u0103 chefuiesc, s\u0103 povestesc. S\u0103 plec\u0103m la munte \u015fi la mare. S\u0103 v\u00e2n\u0103m vise. S\u0103 h\u0103ituim idealuri.<\/p>\n
Daaaaar… c\u00e2nd, de c\u00e2te ori te treze\u015fti \u015fi, cu ochii \u00eenc\u0103 lipi\u0163i de somn, sorbindu-\u0163i cafeaua, deschizi mess-ul \u015fi dai de o mie de mesaje \u015fi offline-uri… c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i deschizi mailul \u015fi te treze\u015fti cu c\u0103su\u0163a plin\u0103… zi de zi… c\u00e2nd ajunge s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i fie team\u0103 s\u0103 intri online… c\u00e2nd e\u015fti offline, dar \u015ftie c\u0103 e\u015fti acolo, probabil pentru c\u0103 are Buddy Spy… \u00eencepe s\u0103 te doar\u0103 stomacul. Toat\u0103 povestea devine un stress teribil.<\/p>\n
Frate, e ok s\u0103 comunic\u0103m, dar nu m\u0103 intoxica. Nu m\u0103 sufoca. Nu m\u0103 s\u0103tura p\u00e2n\u0103 peste g\u00e2t de tine. Las\u0103-mi loc s\u0103 respir. Caut\u0103-m\u0103, nu zic nu, dar mai las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 te caut \u015fi eu. Nu m\u0103 trata de parc\u0103 am fi f\u0103cut armata \u00eempreun\u0103 – nu, nu zic s\u0103 ne formaliz\u0103m, ca bunicile noastre care beau cafele de 30 de ani \u015fi tot “doamna P\u0103s\u0103rescu – doamna Cuculescu” \u00ee\u015fi ziceau – dar nici nu ne-am c\u00e2\u015ftigat la belciuge. Pu\u0163in respect n-a omor\u00e2t pe nimeni.\u00a0E dreptul meu de om s\u0103 am “Busy” la status – asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 lucrez, m\u0103 concentrez \u015fi pis\u0103logeala m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103. Poate ai \u015fi tu treburi, nu?<\/p>\n
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Acum, de exemplu, m\u0103 doare capul. Poate am h\u0103r\u0163uit \u015fi eu pe c\u00e2te unii-unele, din prea mult\u0103 dragoste. Dar… nu a\u015fa. Nu m-am b\u0103gat pe g\u00e2tul lor ca albastrul de metil. Am \u015ftiut s\u0103-i las s\u0103 li se fac\u0103 dor de mine. \u015ei li s-a f\u0103cut. Dar dac\u0103 \u00eei cic\u0103leam regulat \u015fi metodic, sigur nu li se f\u0103cea.<\/p>\n
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\u015ei dup\u0103 ce \u00eemi faci creierii omlet\u0103, mai ai \u015fi tupeul s\u0103 m\u0103 acuzi c\u0103 sunt nesuferit\u0103? Dar pe tine nu te vezi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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