{"id":10607,"date":"2016-04-03T12:14:39","date_gmt":"2016-04-03T12:14:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=10607"},"modified":"2016-04-03T19:01:53","modified_gmt":"2016-04-03T19:01:53","slug":"noi-bloggerii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/noi-bloggerii\/","title":{"rendered":"“Noi, bloggerii”"},"content":{"rendered":"

M\u0103 amuz deseori c\u00e2nd vin oameni s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e rahat nesolicitat, f\u0103r\u0103 ca m\u0103car s\u0103 m\u0103 cunoasc\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 vreodat\u0103 problema dac\u0103 nu cumva ce au ei de predicat e
\na) ceva evident pentru toat\u0103 lumea – “ce ur\u00e2t scrii!”
\nb) ceva imposibil – “pune m\u00e2na \u015fi f\u0103 copii, las\u0103 lighioanele”, problem\u0103 tratat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta <\/a>
\nc) ceva inutil-agresiv: “\u00ee\u0163i fac \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i dreg”. \u015etim \u015fi tu \u015fi eu c\u0103 nu-mi faci \u015fi nu-mi dregi nimic, cel mult m\u0103 pupi \u00een cur, dar numai la nivel metafizic, c\u0103 altminteri eu \u00eemi respect curul \u015fi nu-l m\u00e2njesc cu pup\u0103turile oricui. <\/p>\n

Dar nimic nu m\u0103 amuz\u0103 mai tare dec\u00e2t momentul \u00een care vine c\u00e2te un pu\u0163ulic\u0103, proprietar al blogului Stropi de Fericire, cu cinci cititori, dintre care unul e maic\u0103-sa, doi maic\u0103-sa de pe proxy \u015fi restul de trei nimeri\u0163i cu Google pe acolo, cum ziceam, vine un pu\u0163ulic\u0103 cu un blog de zero reach s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e pe un ton sf\u0103tos cum e cu bloggingul. <\/p>\n

Eu, \u00een zilele c\u00e2nd pun osul s\u0103 scriu, am statisticile astea. <\/p>\n

\"stats30mar\"<\/p>\n

Mi se pare c\u0103 ordinea lec\u0163ioarelor ar trebui s\u0103 fie dinspre mine spre pu\u0163ulic\u0103 cel cu cinci useri, pentru c\u0103 e matematic evident c\u0103 fac ceva mult mai bine dec\u00e2t el. <\/p>\n

Ca s\u0103 m\u0103 pun \u00een locul lui pu\u0163ulic\u0103: c\u00e2t de penibil\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fiu s\u0103 merg la Cabral pe blog s\u0103-l iau cu “noi, bloggerii”? Really. Omul are 500.000 pe zi. M\u0103 strive\u015fte matematic, exact cum \u00eel strivesc eu pe pu\u0163ulic\u0103 cel cu cinci cititori. <\/p>\n

Cam c\u00e2t\u0103 prostie \u015fi arogan\u0163\u0103 de\u015fart\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 am, s\u0103-l iau pe Cabral cu lec\u0163ioare \u015fi cu “noi, bloggerii”? <\/p>\n

Nu, frate. Atitudinea mea corect\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de un om pe care statisticile \u00eel indic\u0103 drept mamut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine e: \u00cen\u0163eleptule, \u00eenva\u0163\u0103-m\u0103 \u015fi pe mine cum s\u0103 fac s\u0103 fiu tu. <\/p>\n

Sau, pe aceea\u015fi ordine de idei, c\u00e2t\u0103 prostie \u015fi arogan\u0163\u0103 de\u015fart\u0103 mi-ar trebui s\u0103 merg la Meryl Streep, s-o iau cu “noi, starurile”?
\nExact c\u00e2t\u0103 \u00eei trebuie lui pu\u0163ulic\u0103 cel ignorat s\u0103 m\u0103 ia cu “noi, bloggerii”. <\/p>\n

Hai s\u0103 ne \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m fiecare lungul nasului \u015fi aria de acoperire a pl\u0103pumii din dotare. \u015ei s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m c\u0103 traseul lec\u0163ioarei e de sus \u00een jos, nu invers.
\nEu nu vreau s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 cum s\u0103 am cinci cititori pe zi. Chiar nu. Nici Cabral nu vrea s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e de la mine cum s\u0103 aib\u0103 19.000. Te \u015ftii mic \u015fi irelevant, stai modest \u00een banca ta \u015fi munce\u015fte pentru nivelul urm\u0103tor, n-o arde fals-glorios c\u0103 r\u00e2d \u015fi g\u0103inile de tine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

M\u0103 amuz deseori c\u00e2nd vin oameni s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e rahat nesolicitat, f\u0103r\u0103 ca m\u0103car s\u0103 m\u0103 cunoasc\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 vreodat\u0103 problema dac\u0103...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10165,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/when_i_want_your_opinion.jpg?fit=400%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10607"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10612,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10607\/revisions\/10612"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}