Ideile proaste sunt extrem de enervante. Dar nici pe un sfert at\u00e2t de enervante ca ideile par\u0163ial bune, executate absolut stupid \u015fi neinspirat.<\/p>\n
E o idee bun\u0103 s\u0103 protestezi \u00eempotriva acestei futilit\u0103\u0163i luxoase care e Catedrala M\u00e2ntuirii Neamului. Po\u0163i alege 75.000 de unghiuri percutante, valabile, 75.000 de argumente care s\u0103 aib\u0103 logic\u0103 \u015fi bun-sim\u0163. \u015ei pe care lumea s\u0103 le asculte \u015fi s\u0103 zic\u0103: da, b\u0103i, ce dreptate are \u0103sta.<\/p>\n
Mai ales c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 r\u0103storni opinia public\u0103 cu c\u00e2ntecul \u0103sta. Nu e ca \u015fi cum ai milita pentru c\u0103s\u0103toria gay \u015fi ai avea de \u00eenfruntat trei milioane de idio\u0163i care au impresia c\u0103 \u015ftiu ei mai bine cum trebuie s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 al\u0163ii.<\/p>\n
\u00cen general, c\u00e2nd \u00eentrebi, tot omul mic \u015fi mare, s\u0103rac \u015fi bogat, \u00ee\u0163i va spune c\u0103 e o cheltuial\u0103 nejustificat\u0103, c\u0103 acei bani pot fi folosi\u0163i mult mai bine, c\u0103 exist\u0103 caren\u0163e \u00een educa\u0163ie, s\u0103n\u0103tate, etc. etc. etc., nu vreau s\u0103 \u00een\u015fir toate truismele din univers.<\/p>\n
Deci, s\u0103 scrii un c\u00e2ntec cu sens despre cum Catedrala M\u00e2ntuirii Neamului e o risip\u0103 inutil\u0103 a banului public ar trebui s\u0103 fie floricic\u0103 la urechiu\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei hopa trupa Taxi.<\/p>\n
Trupa Taxi seam\u0103n\u0103 cu o revist\u0103 lucioas\u0103 din dou\u0103 puncte de vedere:<\/p>\n
A) Preferin\u0163a pentru subiecte la mod\u0103, dar musai subiecte de zero risc, s\u0103 fie siguri c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea zice: da, b\u0103, c\u00e2t adev\u0103\u0103r, frateeeh.<\/p>\n
B) Postere cu toate vedetele momentului.<\/p>\n
Adic\u0103, z\u0103u.<\/p>\n
Toate, toate, TOATE hiturile taxi sunt:<\/p>\n
a) construite pe imaginea public\u0103 a UNEI VEDETE: ca Irina Margareta Nistor la subtitr\u0103ri sau R\u0103duleasca \u00een clipul \u0103la unde lua b\u0103taie nobil \u015fi stoic.<\/p>\n
b) construite pe imaginea public\u0103 a MULTOR VEDETE: dou\u0103 cuvinte, e\u015fti izbibil\u0103 \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe.<\/p>\n
Nimic nu \u0163ip\u0103 nesiguran\u0163\u0103 \u00een for\u0163ele proprii cum o face acest perpetuu celebrity endorsement.<\/p>\n
Partea mai trist\u0103 e c\u0103 oric\u00e2t\u0103 lume bine inten\u0163ionat\u0103 s-ar aduna buluc \u00een clipurile tale, nu va masca nici o secund\u0103 absen\u0163a absolut\u0103 a unei linii melodice \u015fi a unui, you know, c\u00e2ntec, as in you know, muzic\u0103.<\/p>\n
“Muzica” de tip Taxi mi-a dat mereu impresia c\u0103 se face la modul urm\u0103tor: \u00eei dai o bere lui Costel, vecinul t\u0103u care \u015ftie \u015fi el trei acorduri, el le reia \u00een ne\u015ftire, iar tu dai drumul la monolog nenuan\u0163at \u015fi monocord, f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103, ritm \u015fi compozi\u0163ie, singurul obligo fiind s\u0103 nu taci. S\u0103 fii sigur c\u0103 acoperi complet s\u0103r\u0103cia skillurilor muzicale ale lui Costel.<\/p>\n
OK, dar s\u0103 trecem peste m\u0103run\u0163i\u015furile astea \u015fi s\u0103 ne referim la ultima lor capodoper\u0103, aia despre smerenie.<\/p>\n
E nevoie de mult\u0103 incongruen\u0163\u0103 cu sine ca, \u00een acela\u015fi c\u00e2ntec, s\u0103 te lauzi c\u0103 e\u015fti smerit, dar s\u0103 decretezi c\u0103 \u015ftii ce prefer\u0103 Dumnezeu.<\/p>\n
Dar s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 ai reu\u015fit s\u0103 fumezi ceva mai bun dec\u00e2t noi \u015fi \u0163i-a ap\u0103rut Dumnezeu \u00een ciorb\u0103. S-au aliniat peri\u015foarele \u00een form\u0103 de aur\u0103 \u015fi barb\u0103 \u015fi hopa, Dumnezeu. Tu ai c\u0103zut \u00een genunchi, cu chiu cu vai, c\u0103 nici tu nu e\u015fti t\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi te chinuie un reumatism. Iar Dumnezeu a scos un bra\u0163 \u00eempodobit cu m\u0103rar \u015fi leu\u015ftean din ciorb\u0103, te-a blagoslovit \u015fi \u0163i-a zis: F\u0103tul meu, uite, s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentre noi, dar eu prefer lemnul \u015fi spa\u0163iile mici, Doamne-s\u0103-ajut.<\/p>\n
\u015ei Dumnezeu a disp\u0103rut \u00eenapoi \u00een ad\u00e2ncul ciorbei, peri\u015foarele au revenit la locurile lor, dar tu nu reu\u015fe\u015fti s\u0103 te ridici din genunchi, de\u015fi \u00ee\u0163i zbiar\u0103 ma\u0163ele de foame pentru c\u0103, mam\u0103, totu\u015fi ai o v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u015fi e greu cu sus-josul.<\/p>\n
\u015ei totu\u015fi, dup\u0103 ce trece efectul materialului fumat, nu te \u00eentrebi ca omul:<\/p>\n
Sigur era Dumnezeu \u00een ciorba mea?<\/p>\n
\u015ei atunci, cum r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu Catedrala Notre Dame, cu Basilica San Pietro, cu Catedrala Almudena sau cu Westminster Abbey?<\/p>\n
Nici una din astea nu e din lemn. \u015ei dimensiunile sunt cele pe care le \u015ftim.<\/p>\n
Un simplu reality check ar fi \u00eempiedicat o t\u00e2mpenie gogonat\u0103 s\u0103 ne mai asasineze un pic neuronii.<\/p>\n
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