…c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii nu au m\u00e2ncat lebede!<\/p>\n
\u00a0Principalul responsabil pentru imaginea interna\u0163ional\u0103 negativ\u0103 a Rom\u00e2niei e Rom\u00e2nia \u00eens\u0103\u015fi. \u00cen con\u015ftiin\u0163a rom\u00e2na\u015fului, mitul m\u00e2nc\u0103torilor de lebede se perpetueaz\u0103 cam a\u015fa:<\/p>\n
Ionescu e ofticat pe Popescu c\u0103 are slujb\u0103 bun\u0103 \u015fi nevast\u0103 frumoas\u0103. Drept pentru care, declar\u0103 la vreun sensei\u015f\u0103n tv:<\/p>\n
-S-a ajuns, al dracu’ nenorocit, a uitat c\u00e2nd era t\u00e2n\u0103r, n-avea de nici unele, s-a dus s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 la negru la Viena \u015fi a m\u00e2ncat lebedele alea!<\/p>\n
Popescu la r\u00e2ndu-i, e ofticat pe Calistrat D. Calotescu, care are multina\u0163ional\u0103. D\u0103 dezmin\u0163ire \u00eentr-un tabloid, \u00eel amenin\u0163\u0103 pe Ionescu c\u0103 \u00eei sparge fa\u0163a \u015fi atac\u0103 la r\u00e2ndu-i:<\/p>\n
-Eu n-am fost la Viena, prefer Orientul. La Viena a fost domnul Calistrat D. Calotescu. \u00cel vede\u0163i cum scoate bani \u015fi pe n\u0103ri, \u015fi nu v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i cum \u015fi-a f\u0103cut primul milion??<\/p>\n
Calistrat D. Calotescu apare la un talk-show, \u00een prime-time , amenin\u0163\u0103 c\u0103-l d\u0103 \u00een judecat\u0103 pentru calomnie pe Popescu, apoi \u00ee\u015fi aminte\u015fte c\u0103 are boal\u0103 pe ministrul Stratulat Strangulatu \u015fi spune:<\/p>\n
-De fapt, amicul Strangulatu era \u00een Viena \u00een perioada aia. \u015ei acum ne arunc\u0103 praf \u00een ochi cu moralitatea domniei sale – ne promite pensii mari c\u0103-i perioad\u0103 electoral\u0103, las’ c\u0103 \u015ftim noi…<\/p>\n
Ministrul care chiar fusese \u00een Viena \u00een perioada respectiv\u0103, se scuz\u0103:<\/p>\n
-Sunt vegetarian. Dar \u015foferul meu, Gigel…<\/p>\n
Gigel \u00eencepe s\u0103 urle:<\/p>\n
-Hauleo, m\u00e2nca-\u0163i-aj nuca de pe coliv\u0103, iar ne discriminejte pe \u0103jtia de etnicitate… Da’ duce\u0163i-v\u0103 voi \u00een Egipt, da\u0163i-v\u0103-n\u00a0s\u00e2nge,\u00a0c\u0103 \u00een doi-trei ani, voi ve\u0163i fi minoritatea!<\/p>\n
\u00a0Cine a m\u00e2ncat leb\u0103da?<\/p>\n
Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 austriecii nu \u015ftiu, \u015fi nu \u0163in minte nimic s\u0103 fi m\u00e2ncat cineva vreo leb\u0103d\u0103. Povestea face parte din “Legendele Carpa\u0163ilor”… Sau “Legendele C\u00e2rpi\u0163ilor”?<\/p>\n
P.S. \u00cemi spune cineva ce fonduri s-au alocat anul \u0103sta pentru repararea imaginii Rom\u00e2niei?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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