Ei bine, surpriz\u0103. Oamenii bat frecvent c\u00e2mpii.
\nC\u00e2nd crezi cu t\u0103rie \u00een ceva, de obicei aplici traseul ra\u0163iunii. T\u0103ria implic\u0103 logic\u0103 \u015fi siguran\u0163\u0103 de tine. C\u00e2nd vezi oameni f\u0103c\u00e2nd spume sau invent\u00e2nd cele mai aberante oligofrenii s\u0103 \u0163i le arunce \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, \u0163i-e clar c\u0103 nu ai un dialog. C\u0103 fie vorbe\u015fti cu cineva care se plictise\u015fte \u00eengrozitor \u015fi caut\u0103 conflict din nimic, fie cu cineva aflat sub papucul vreunei neveste matroane, care \u00ee\u015fi exacerbeaz\u0103 online testosteronul pl\u0103p\u00e2nd (de cineva zic, nu de nevast\u0103, aia n-are timp de net c\u0103 are treab\u0103), fie cu cineva care vrea foarte tare s\u0103 te impresioneze \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 nu s-a prins c\u0103 factorul panaram\u0103 nu \u0163ine la tine, mai ales c\u0103 DEX-ul ilustreaz\u0103 deja termenul “panaram\u0103” cu fotografia ta.<\/p>\n
B) Oamenii au vreun interes s\u0103 te \u00eenjure cu identitate proprie.<\/strong><\/p>\n “\u00cenjur\u0103-m\u0103 c\u00e2t vrei tu, dar f\u0103-o cu nume, prenume \u015fi slujb\u0103.” C) Dac\u0103 e super tupeist pe net, va fi foarte viteaz \u015fi \u00een via\u0163\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n Dac\u0103 a\u015f avea c\u00e2te un euro pentru fiecare nerd timid \u015fi a\u0163os care m-a oprit pe drum s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u0103 hihi, m-ai blocat pe Internet \u015fi eu n-am zis dec\u00e2t c\u0103 te fut \u00een gur\u0103, ce mare lucru, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 mereu \u00een filmele porno \u015fi credeam c\u0103 e form\u0103 tradi\u0163ional\u0103 de salut \u00een hipsterime, a\u015f fi multimiliardar\u0103. D) Oamenii \u00ee\u015fi spun mereu adev\u0103rata p\u0103rere<\/strong><\/p>\n Da. \u015ei marmota \u00eenvele\u015fte ciocolat\u0103. E) Trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fiu amabil cu toat\u0103 lumea, s\u0103 las impresie bun\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n Impresiile pe internet dureaz\u0103 exact dou\u0103 zile. Azi scriu un articol despre suferin\u0163ele femeii la menopauz\u0103 \u015fi 500 de cet\u0103\u0163ence \u00eemi dau like \u015fi share. Peste trei zile postez un status despre cum m-a bruftuluit o bab\u0103 nesim\u0163it\u0103 \u00een autobuz \u015fi 250 dintre numitele cet\u0103\u0163ence \u00eemi dau pe loc unfollow \u015fi jur\u0103 c\u0103-s cel mai prost scriitor \u00een via\u0163\u0103. M-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit zilele trecute, la cafea, cu un vechi prieten. P\u0103rea obosit \u015fi \u00eengrijorat. Mi-a povestit c\u0103 l-a \u015focat c\u00e2t de epuizant nervos e...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8993,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/KITTEN.jpg?fit=461%2C426&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10721"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10723,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10721\/revisions\/10723"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"nelu\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/nelu.jpg?resize=480%2C360\")
\nPanaram\u0103 surprins\u0103 \u00een actul ie\u015firii din c\u00e2rcium\u0103<\/em>, DEX ’09. <\/p>\n
\nP\u0103i dac\u0103 avea slujb\u0103, mai st\u0103tea s\u0103 te \u00eenjure pe tine?
\nLa un moment dat, primeam \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103 un tain de carne macr\u0103 de la un cont fake. S\u0103 ne \u00een\u0163elegem. Eu \u00eei d\u0103deam retur la carnea macr\u0103, c\u0103 e important s\u0103 punctezi c\u0103 nu te intimideaz\u0103 agresivitatea \u015fi s\u0103 nu-l la\u015fi pe idiot cu impresia ascendentului asupra ta. Pentru c\u0103 toate rela\u0163iile abuzive din univers se bazeaz\u0103 pe impresia elementului agresor c\u0103 abuzul e o form\u0103 eficient\u0103 \u015fi func\u0163ional\u0103 de control al agresatului. De aceea e fundamental s\u0103 dai muia \u00eend\u0103r\u0103t, indiferent c\u00e2\u0163i avoca\u0163i ai prostului ar predica pe margine: “Vai, Lorena, dar tu e\u015fti o doamn\u0103, cum s\u0103 r\u0103spunzi a\u015fa.”
\nToate femeile b\u0103tute \u015fi agresate \u00een rela\u0163ii sunt ni\u015fte doamne \u015fi chiar aici zace o problem\u0103. Una real\u0103 de data asta.
\n\u00cenchiz\u00e2nd paranteza, \u00eei d\u0103deam retur la carnea macr\u0103 \u015fi block contului, iar a doua zi un cont fake nou-nou\u0163 se \u00eenfiin\u0163a s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjure cu exact acelea\u015fi virgule puse prost \u015fi tare lingvistice din care deduceam c\u0103 e unul \u015fi acela\u015fi agramat.
\n“S\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjure cu identitate!”
\nAsta ar risipi exact farmecul principal al Internetului, \u015fi anume, spumele sub anonimat. <\/p>\n
\nPe dup\u0103 tastatur\u0103, oamenii au ciorchine de coaie. Fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, \u00eei vezi cum se transform\u0103 \u00een ghiocei.
\nLa un moment dat, i se pusese unei actri\u0163e, nu dau nume, pata virtual\u0103 pe mine. M-a \u00eenjurat p\u00e2n\u0103 m-am plictisit s\u0103-i povestesc c\u0103 e o t\u00e2rf\u0103 proast\u0103 \u015fi analfabet\u0103, \u015fi c\u00e2t timp se r\u0103\u0163oie\u015fte la mine, undeva o pul\u0103 st\u0103 nesupt\u0103 \u015fi e p\u0103cat. Am blocat-o. \u015ei-a pus boyfriend-ul \u015fi pe al\u0163i imbecili s\u0103 m\u0103 spurce \u015fi ei. Le-am dat muie \u015fi block \u015fi lor, nici o problem\u0103.
\nApoi ne-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit la un casting. Era toat\u0103 un ghiocel. Tupeul \u0103la fenomenal de pe net disp\u0103ruse f\u0103r\u0103 urme.
\nEu am stilul de a nu r\u0103scoli inutil c\u0103catul dac\u0103 partea advers\u0103 nu are ini\u0163iativa, i-am dat replica \u00een casting ca o profesionist\u0103 ce m\u0103 aflu \u015fi mi-am v\u0103zut de ale mele. <\/p>\n
\nOamenii sunt grupa\u0163i, mul\u0163i dintre ei, pe bisericu\u0163e de interese. Laud\u0103 pe cine \u00eei avantajeaz\u0103, sau cred ei c\u0103 \u00eei avantajeaz\u0103, \u015fi ponegresc persoane pe care le percep ca primejdioase. Sau, \u0103ia mai de\u015ftep\u0163i tac pur \u015fi simplu.
\nDac\u0103 e\u015fti boyfriendul de mai sus, mi se pare firesc s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjuri, \u00een conformitate cu nevoia de a face sex \u00een continuare cu t\u00e2rfa cretin\u0103. Evident c\u0103 asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 percep informa\u0163ia pe care \u00eencerci s\u0103 mi-o transmi\u0163i ca pe ceva demn de aten\u0163ie, dar \u00ee\u0163i \u00een\u0163eleg justificarea.
\nDe aceea, atitudinea cea mai \u00een\u0163eleapt\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i vezi vecinul debit\u00e2nd c\u00e2te o oligofrenie pe net, nu e s\u0103-l convingi c\u0103 e o oligofrenie. Probabil c\u0103 \u015ftie \u015fi el.
\nAtitudinea corect\u0103 e s\u0103 identifici \u00een sinea ta grupul de interese c\u0103ruia \u00eei apar\u0163ine, s\u0103 mai a\u015ftep\u0163i ni\u015fte texte s\u0103 te convingi \u015fi s\u0103-l la\u015fi \u00een boii lui, c\u00e2t\u0103 vreme nu vine peste tine s\u0103-\u0163i \u00eendese boii lui pe g\u00e2t.
\nIar dac\u0103 vine, e important s\u0103-i trasezi clar limite, s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 cu impresia c\u0103 e\u015fti idiotul lui util. Cum am f\u0103cut eu cu un pesedel zelos la un moment dat, un b\u0103iat care disemina foarte mult bullshit pe pagina mea, dar bullshit din \u0103la cusut cu a\u0163uc\u0103 alb\u0103, ca pentru pro\u015fti: “Du-te la \u015fefii t\u0103i \u015fi spune-le c\u0103 nu ajunge s\u0103 te pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pe tine s\u0103 \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftii inep\u0163iile astea, mai trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 \u015fi pe mine, s\u0103 mimez c\u0103 le iau \u00een considerare.” <\/p>\n
\nNu zic s\u0103 nu fii amabil cu c\u00e2te cineva. Dar nu uita, \u00een amabilitatea ta, c\u0103 pierzi timp cu str\u0103ini \u015fi c\u0103 nu le datorezi nimic acestor oameni, nici explica\u0163ii, nici justific\u0103ri, nici socoteal\u0103, iar dac\u0103 cineva le cere prea ap\u0103sat, ai nimerit un cer\u015fetor profesionist de aten\u0163ie \u015fi mai bine \u00eei dai block acum dec\u00e2t s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi dup\u0103 orele irosite \u00een mod nepl\u0103cut, pe care nu \u0163i le \u00eenapoiaz\u0103 nimeni. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"