\u00cen fa\u0163a mea, la coad\u0103 la supermarket, un tip mai de 40-plus, a\u015fa, sau un 30-plus tr\u0103i\u0163i neglijent.<\/p>\n
-H\u0103h\u0103h\u0103. Am \u015fi eu chestii b\u0103rb\u0103te\u015fti de luat. H\u0103h\u0103h\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei scoate din co\u015f un pachet de tampoane.<\/p>\n
-H\u0103h\u0103h\u0103, \u015ftii cum e, m-a trimis nevasta.<\/p>\n
-Da, domnule, zice tipul de la cas\u0103, \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor tot b\u0103iat, dar vizibil foarte t\u00e2n\u0103r. Opt lei \u015fi patruzeci de bani.<\/p>\n
-H\u0103h\u0103h\u0103, mi-a zis: Dane, ia-mi tampoane. H\u0103h\u0103h\u0103. Adic\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi. H\u0103h\u0103h\u0103, po\u0163i s\u0103 te pui cu femeia?<\/p>\n
Tipul t\u00e2n\u0103r.<\/p>\n
-Nici nu po\u0163i, \u015fi \u00een perioada asta a lunii, nici nu e recomandat. Opt lei \u015fi patruzeci de bani.<\/p>\n
-H\u0103h\u0103h\u0103, ale dracu’ femeile astea, m\u0103. Dane, ia-mi tampoane. H\u0103h\u0103h\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei pl\u0103te\u015fte bomb\u0103nind cu acela\u015fi “h\u0103h\u0103h\u0103” infinit de jenat, de parc\u0103 ar fi fost prins plimb\u00e2nd un ficat viu \u00een palme.<\/p>\n
-S\u0103 nu te \u00eensori, pu\u015ftiule.<\/p>\n
\u015ei pleac\u0103.<\/p>\n
T\u00e2n\u0103rul se uit\u0103 la mine, eu la el. Am\u00e2ndoi bloca\u0163i.<\/p>\n
Eu (\u00eencep s\u0103 r\u00e2d) Vai de capul nostru.<\/p>\n
T\u00e2n\u0103rul: Pariez c\u0103 nevast\u0103-sa, c\u00e2nd \u00eei ia lame de ras, nu face a\u015fa.<\/p>\n
\u015ei de asta \u00eemi plac mie b\u0103rba\u0163ii tineri. Nu pentru pielea lor fraged\u0103. Ci mai ales pentru mentalitatea normal\u0103.<\/p>\n
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