Am scos din list\u0103 un fl\u0103c\u0103u acum ceva timp, pentru stilul de comentat verdictologic. Adic\u0103, hodoronc-tronc \u015fi neinvitat, se b\u0103ga s\u0103 m\u0103 mu\u015ftruluiasc\u0103 c\u0103 scriu cu argou – de parc\u0103 a\u015f scrie cu argou pe banii lui, pe lecturile lui obligatorii de bac sau a\u015f fi fost angajat\u0103 la site-ul lui \u015fi \u00een loc s\u0103 livrez articole pertinente, pl\u0103tite cu banii lui, livram pul\u0103 \u015fi pizd\u0103.<\/p>\n
Unii oameni nu pot \u00een\u0163elege conceptul de independen\u0163\u0103 personal\u0103, ba mai mult, de individualitate artistic\u0103.<\/p>\n
Du-te peste Cristi Puiu, care are o reputa\u0163ie binemeritat\u0103 de dilimache, spune-i cum crezi tu c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 filmele \u015fi garantat te trece Dun\u0103rea pe un pod de pule falnic \u015fi glorios. \u015ei nu te las\u0103 s\u0103 te \u00eentorci tot pe \u0103la. Te mai trece Dun\u0103rea \u015fi retur, s\u0103 nu te blochezi \u00eentre castrave\u0163ii bulgarilor. Pe un pod de pule \u015fi mai glorios.<\/p>\n
Prin asta nu m\u0103 compar cu Cristi Puiu, \u00eencerc doar s\u0103 spun c\u0103 principiul e acela\u015fi. NU \u00eei dai lec\u0163ii unui om cum s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 treaba, dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 e\u015fti la cap\u0103tul pl\u0103titor al chestiunii. De la un pl\u0103titor, accept solicit\u0103ri de modificare c\u0103 na, sunt banii omului.<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 o l\u0103sa doar cu “mvai, scrii cu argou” – chestie pe care o poate constata oricine – mai era cum mai era. Dar fl\u0103c\u0103ul a emis \u015fi urm\u0103toarea gherl\u0103 cu mo\u0163, cea care m-a determinat s\u0103-l zbor cu bolt\u0103.<\/p>\n
“\u015etii c\u0103 mie mi-ar fi pl\u0103cut de tine \u015fi altfel, dac\u0103 nu erai a\u015fa”.<\/p>\n
Pas\u0103mite, eu eram ca remorca-n drum. Orice prost interesat s\u0103 m\u0103 aib\u0103 m\u0103 putea avea, ba chiar condi\u0163iona. Important era c\u0103 LUI i-a\u015f fi pl\u0103cut \u015fi altfel, acordul meu era sub\u00een\u0163eles sau ceva de genul.<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 prostul nu pricepe un fapt simplu: e irelevant cine-\u0163i place \u0163ie \u015fi cum, dac\u0103 nu exist\u0103 vreun interes declarat de partea advers\u0103. Prostul porne\u015fte de la prezum\u0163ia c\u0103 un autor, doar pentru c\u0103 e femeie, e manipulabil de orice pul\u0103 bleag\u0103 \u015fi aburibil de orice pul\u0103 bleag\u0103.<\/p>\n
S\u0103 invers\u0103m situa\u0163ia. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 eu eram autorul b\u0103rbat cu stele-n ochi \u015fi stil bine definit. \u015ei venea o pizd\u0103 – nici m\u0103car una c\u0103reia \u00eei ar\u0103tasem vreun pic de interes, ci o pizd\u0103 complet random – s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u0103 m-ar fute, dar numai dac\u0103 a\u015f scrie cum vor flocii ei. \u00a0“La crati\u0163\u0103, f\u0103, zdrean\u0163\u0103!” pare r\u0103spunsul universal previzibil. Corect? Corect.<\/p>\n
Bun, nici ca autor femeie nu am de ce s\u0103 reac\u0163ionez diferit. Pentru c\u0103 eu sunt \u00een primul r\u00e2nd autor, \u00een al doilea r\u00e2nd autor, \u00een al zecelea r\u00e2nd autor \u015fi undeva, \u00een al dou\u0103zeci \u015fi optulea r\u00e2nd, \u015fi NUMAI CU CINE AM EU CHEF, femeie.<\/p>\n
\u015ei, pentru c\u0103 era lung s\u0103-i explic toate astea, \u015fi nici nu mizam c\u0103 pricepe din simpla explica\u0163ie, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se rup\u0103-n figuri cu replici neinteresante de mascul plicticos care braveaz\u0103, am optat pentru versiunea scurt\u0103. Eject din list\u0103. Nu \u00ee\u0163i \u00eenfig muile mele \u00een retin\u0103. Le iei cum sunt sau fuck the fuck off.<\/p>\n
Acum, din motive necunoscute omului, prostul a decis c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 ne re\u00eemprietenim.<\/p>\n
\u015ei i-am pus \u00eentreb\u0103ri de baraj: “Ai \u00een\u0163eles motivele unfriendului?”<\/p>\n
Vr\u0103jeal\u0103 independent\u0103 de subiect.<\/p>\n
“Nu, nu. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 am \u00een list\u0103 lume care se blocheaz\u0103 la nivelul ‘scrii cu muie’. M\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 lume care distinge ideea principal\u0103 din text \u015fi vede argoul exact cum e. Condiment, nu ingredient principal. Nici un fel de m\u00e2ncare nu e judecat la modul ‘busuioc cu ro\u015fii \u015fi br\u00e2nz\u0103’. Reiau \u00eentrebarea: ai \u00een\u0163eles motivele unfriendului?”<\/p>\n
“A, tu vrei doar aplauze.”<\/p>\n
Abia asta m\u0103 umple de draci. Mai ales c\u00e2nd am \u00een list\u0103 oameni cu care nu interac\u0163ionez absolut deloc \u015fi nu le cer nimic, dar, c\u00e2t\u0103 vreme nu au preten\u0163ia s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e cum s\u0103 scriu, convie\u0163uim pa\u015fnic.<\/p>\n
“Wrong answer. Iar eu m\u0103 plictisesc s\u0103 explic lucruri simple \u015fi clare. Stai \u00een afara listei p\u00e2n\u0103 remarc c\u0103 pricepi ce-\u0163i transmit, iar dup\u0103 aceea, mai vedem”.<\/p>\n
\u00centrebarea mea e una singur\u0103: de ce rahat m-ar vrea cineva \u00eenapoi \u00een list\u0103, dac\u0103 are o problem\u0103 ireconciliabil\u0103 cu felul meu de a scrie? Nu e mai simplu s\u0103 te \u00eemprietene\u015fti cu \/ cite\u015fti autori care-\u0163i plac?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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