{"id":108,"date":"2008-03-17T02:00:49","date_gmt":"2008-03-16T23:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=108"},"modified":"2008-03-17T02:00:49","modified_gmt":"2008-03-16T23:00:49","slug":"posta-mail-si-messenger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-mail-si-messenger\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015ft\u0103, mail \u015fi messenger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>E foarte interesant s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m \u00een urm\u0103, s\u0103 vedem cum biografii invadau via\u0163a, coresponden\u0163a \u015fi maculatoarele c\u00e2te unui scriitor consacrat. Cum \u00eei publicau &#8220;caie\u0163elele&#8221;, &#8220;coresponden\u0163a cu cel mai bun prieten&#8221;, &#8220;coresponden\u0163a cu iubita&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, m\u0103 \u00eentreb, c\u00e2nd dou\u0103mii\u015ftii s-or coace \u015fi s-or cerne &#8211; \u015fi or \u00eencepe s\u0103 moar\u0103 dintre ei, lucru care va duce inevitabil la integrarea lor \u00een pleiada de valori nemuritoare a literaturii rom\u00e2ne\u00a0\ud83d\ude42 <!--more-->&#8230; din ce vor cita biografii lor?<\/p>\n<p>Le vor sparge parolele de mail? Le vor devasta messenger archive-ul? Le vor r\u0103v\u0103\u015fi iesemesurile? Vom citi fraze gen: &#8220;\u00cen\u00a0toamna lui 2005, \u00een plin\u0103 ascensiune \u015fi fream\u0103t al crea\u0163iei, marele dou\u0103miist XX \u00eei scria prietenului s\u0103u: &#8220;XX(29.10.2005 01:40:40): ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 are perversitatea cu fututul \u00een cur?&#8221; Din aceast\u0103 problem\u0103 cu accentuate conota\u0163ii metafizice a ie\u015fit romanul &#8220;Pervers \u00ees, Doamne&#8230;&#8221;, o crea\u0163ie de o singularitate incontestabil\u0103 \u00een literatura dou\u0103miist\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Sau&#8230; remarc\u0103m c\u0103 marele XX \u015fi colega sa de genera\u0163ie YY\u00a0st\u0103teau ziua-n amiaza mare\u00a0 pe mess, purt\u00e2nd subtile dialoguri virtuale\u00a0\u00eenc\u0103rcate de semnifica\u0163ii absconse, cum ar fi:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0XX (05.08.2007 01:23:05): de fapt .. ma intristeaza un pic<br \/>\n\u00a0YY (05.08.2007 01:23:18): ??&#8230; buna\u00a0<br \/>\nXX (05.08.2007 01:23:21): buna. \ud83d\ude42 am avut o pisica tot asa neagra<br \/>\nXX\u00a0(05.08.2007 01:23:25): si a murit<br \/>\nYY (05.08.2007 01:23:57): a mea traieste, si face o mie de prostii zilnic\u00a0\ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nXX (05.08.2007 01:24:05): e motan!<\/p>\n<p>Biografii desprind de aici for\u0163a plin\u0103 de masculinitate \u015fi de energie a scrierilor lui XX.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u015ei&#8230; dac\u0103 laptopa\u015ful omului e maculatorul lui&#8230; vor scoate de pe el Test_de_personulitate.doc, Nu_\u015fterge_c\u0103_te_sparg.doc \u015fi Readme.txt \u015fi le vor publica \u00eentr-o antologie?<\/p>\n<p>(\u00centr-un cuv\u00e2nt, coresponden\u0163a celor din secolele trecute e genial\u0103&#8230; parc\u0103 ar fi scris-o cu g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 vor ajunge pe culmile succesului \u015fi le-o va publica cineva. Capitolul &#8220;sent messages&#8221; al mailului dou\u0103mii\u015ftilor, \u015fi memoria de mesaje a telefonului lor mobil sunt impropice pentru viitori biografi. \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 )<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>UPDATE: Am f\u0103cut o mic\u0103 modificare \u00een blogroll &#8211; am ad\u0103ugat categoria &#8220;best referrer&#8221;. Adic\u0103 &#8220;cine \u00eemi trimite cei mai mul\u0163i cititori&#8221;. Best referrer va fi updatat zilnic &#8211; \u00een func\u0163ie de rezultatele din statistic\u0103. Asta e forma mea de a mul\u0163umi bloggerilor care \u00eemi trimit cititori.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E foarte interesant s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m \u00een urm\u0103, s\u0103 vedem cum biografii invadau via\u0163a, coresponden\u0163a \u015fi maculatoarele c\u00e2te unui scriitor consacrat. 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