Am un frate, cu patru ani mai mic dec\u00e2t mine. \u015ei fratele \u0103sta al meu avea un prieten, cel mai bun prieten al lui, unul dintre cei mai frumo\u015fi copii ai ora\u015fului.
\nBlond, ca un \u00eenger din tablouri, cu ochi alba\u015ftri uria\u015fi, cu pielea foarte alb\u0103 \u015fi tr\u0103s\u0103turi fine. \u00ce\u0163i venea s\u0103-l dezbraci la fundule\u0163ul gol, s\u0103-i pui aripi \u015fi s\u0103-l pictezi.
\nApoi a devenit adolescent. \u00cen continuare, tot ce era \u00een jurul lui p\u0103lea, c\u00e2nd ap\u0103rea \u00cenalt Prea Frumuse\u0163ea sa, cu acei ochi fascinant de alba\u015ftri, s\u0103 sf\u00e2\u015fie inimi. Dac\u0103 mar\u0163ienii g\u0103seau o fotografie cu zece fete \u015fi cu b\u0103iatul \u0103sta, r\u0103m\u00e2neau cu impresia c\u0103 sexul frumos e cel masculin.
\nApoi am dat la facultate \u015fi am r\u0103mas \u00een Bucure\u015fti.
\n\u015ei acum c\u00e2\u0163iva ani, fratele meu s-a \u00eensurat \u015fi m-a invitat la nunt\u0103.
\nCavaler de onoare l-a avut, desigur, pe cel mai bun prieten al lui. B\u0103iatul de care v\u0103 vorbeam.
\n\u015ei, exact cum b\u0103nuiam, devenise un fel de Brad Pitt meets Ryan Gosling who has already met Leonardo diCaprio.
\nEram gen: wow! <\/p>\n
Asta p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd a deschis gura.
\n\u015ei sub ochii mei a defilat dezastrul: dinte, gaur\u0103, lips\u0103, pauz\u0103, totul \u00een tonuri de maroniu.
\n\u015ei inima mea, exact ca podul de piatr\u0103: s-a d\u0103r\u00e2mat, a venit apa \u015fi l-a luat. <\/p>\n
NU AI NICI O SCUZ\u0102 PE LUME! <\/p>\n
“Da, Lorena, dar poate era s\u0103rac!”
\nTaic\u0103-su de\u0163ine c\u00e2teva dintre afacerile mai prospere ale ora\u015fului.
\n\u015ei chiar dac\u0103 e\u015fti s\u0103rac, totul p\u00e2n\u0103 la din\u0163i.
\nChiar nu m\u0103 uit dac\u0103 ai iPhone 22s, tablet\u0103 cu o mie \u015fi una de func\u0163ionalit\u0103\u0163i \u015fi zece mii de alte gadgeturi, dac\u0103 ai o dantur\u0103 de homeless din C\u0103c\u0103cenii de Deal. <\/p>\n
NU AI NICI O SCUZ\u0102 PE LUME! <\/p>\n
“Dar m\u0103 doare c\u00e2nd m\u0103 plombeaz\u0103!”
\nCau\u0163i alt dentist. Rom\u00e2nia \u00eenc\u0103 este cea mai ieftin\u0103 \u0163ar\u0103 \u00een materie de servicii dentare din lume. \u015ei dac\u0103 ai dentist\u0103 ca a mea, aia accept\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti o pizd\u0103 nebun\u0103 \u015fi te anesteziaz\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u0163i se uite \u00een gur\u0103. (Eu sunt o pizd\u0103 nebun\u0103, nu tu.) Denti\u015ftii sunt oameni \u015fi te po\u0163i \u00een\u0163elege cu ei. <\/p>\n
NU AI NICI O SCUZ\u0102 PE LUME! <\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd taic\u0103-tu controleaz\u0103 nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2te afaceri, lumea \u00een general z\u00e2mbe\u015fte politicos \u015fi nu-\u0163i spune nimic. Dar asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu-\u015fi vomit\u0103 discret \u00een batist\u0103.
\nDar dac\u0103 n-ai proptele \u015fi e\u015fti un copil cu posibilit\u0103\u0163i modeste, care trebuie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la interviuri de job, unde lumea nu-\u0163i iart\u0103 nimic, e fundamental s\u0103 ai din\u0163i frumo\u015fi. Primul lucru pe care \u00eel etalezi, \u00eenainte de orice, e z\u00e2mbetul.
\n\u015ei dac\u0103 un HR vede o dantur\u0103 ca gardul unei case p\u0103r\u0103site, mintal a trecut deja la urm\u0103torul candidat. <\/p>\n
NU AI NICI O SCUZ\u0102 PE LUME! <\/p>\n
Nici o femeie mai de doamne-ajut\u0103 nu ar \u00eendura s\u0103 o s\u0103rute un tip care are mai multe g\u0103uri \u00een dantur\u0103 dec\u00e2t ementhaler-ul. Doar gold diggeri\u0163ele sau disperatele at\u00e2rn\u0103toare, iar astea te vor costa mai mult dec\u00e2t un set de servicii dentare.
\nPentru c\u0103 de c\u00e2te ori va trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele pe drum un tip cu dantura ok, se vor uita la tine acuzator c\u0103 uite, \u00een ce s-au \u00eenfipt ele.
\nM\u0103car de aveau penis, c\u0103-mi imaginez c\u0103 denivel\u0103rile \u015fi curen\u0163ii crea\u0163i de multiplele g\u0103urici dau senza\u0163ii interesante la un blow job. <\/p>\n
Concluzia:
\nFr\u0103\u0163ik\u0103h, f\u0103 filme porno. F\u0103 raketing. F\u0103 ce po\u0163i s\u0103 faci, dar f\u0103 s\u0103 ai o dantur\u0103 decent\u0103. Cu fiecare zi \u00een care o la\u015fi \u00een paragin\u0103, se duce mai tare de r\u00e2p\u0103, \u015fi tu cu ea cu tot. Insist: nu ai nici o scuz\u0103 pe lume. <\/p>\n
Foto: pixabay.com. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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