Vreau s\u0103 scrii despre. \u015ei despre. \u015ei despre. Cum adic\u0103 de ce, c\u0103 a\u015fa vreau eu. Nu e un motiv suficient? Pentru c\u0103 tu ai o datorie fa\u0163\u0103 de societate s\u0103 scrii despre ce vrea societatea, iar eu sunt un membru al societ\u0103\u0163ii. Drept care, execut\u0103-te.
\nCe, m\u0103? Scrisul e munc\u0103!? Du-te, b\u0103, de aici. Scrisul e distrac\u0163ie, uite ce frumos m\u0103 distrez eu c\u00e2nd te frec la icre cu cam un milion de mesaje.
\nApropo de asta:
\nVreau s\u0103 fii abordabil la orice or\u0103 din zi \u015fi din noapte, c\u00e2nd mi se pune mie pata s\u0103 te frec la cap. Timpul t\u0103u mi se cuvine. Da, f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r. Cum adic\u0103 pe baz\u0103 de ce? C\u0103 e obliga\u0163ia ta s\u0103 aloci tuturor c\u00e2te ore vor ei. C\u0103 \u015fi tu ai treburile tale? Irelevante. Treaba ta principal\u0103 sunt eu. \u015ei eu. \u015ei eu. \u015ei eu. \u015ei eu.
\nVreau s\u0103 pot mima lini\u015ftit c\u0103 am o super prietenie personal\u0103 cu tine, de\u015fi nu m-ai v\u0103zut \u00een via\u0163a ta, \u015fi raportul real \u00eentre noi e c\u0103 numai tu \u00eemi dai mie de citit amuzant aproape zilnic, iar eu nu \u00ee\u0163i dau \u0163ie nimic niciodat\u0103.
\n\u015ei dac\u0103 tot mim\u0103m c\u0103 avem o super prietenie personal\u0103, revin \u00een scurt timp cu o list\u0103 de alte chestii pe care le-ai putea face pentru mine \u015fi cu care s\u0103-mi fii de folos.
\nCe nesim\u0163it e\u015fti, autorule, c\u0103 nu-mi r\u0103spunzi prompt \u015fi foarte dr\u0103gu\u0163. \u015ei c\u0103 nu execu\u0163i tot ce-\u0163i zic eu aicea. \u015ei c\u0103 ai tupeul s\u0103 insinuezi c\u0103 nu dore\u015fti aceast\u0103 conversa\u0163ie. Ce alt\u0103 treab\u0103 ai? A, e irelevant c\u0103 ai o via\u0163\u0103. Via\u0163a ta sunt eu \u015fi nevoile mele. \u015ei eu. \u015ei eu. \u015ei eu. \u015ei eu.
\n\u015ei nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd: e un abuz crunt s\u0103 nu mai ai chef \u015fi de a patra or\u0103 de pis\u0103logeal\u0103 nesolicitat\u0103. O s\u0103 te bat\u0103 Dumnezeu cu o m\u0103ciuc\u0103 noduroas\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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