asta<\/a> a unei cititoare care l-a scos pe tip de pe scenariul lui, dar nici n-avea idei mai de\u015ftepte, a\u015fa c\u0103 seara s-a transformat \u00eentr-un haos sinistru \u015fi frustrant pentru ambele p\u0103r\u0163i.
\nUn alt avantaj, dac\u0103 urmezi planul omului, e c\u0103 apuci s\u0103-l \u015fi cuno\u015fti mai bine prin prisma op\u0163iunilor lui. Evaluezi mai just pe unde umbl\u0103, cum e privit de anturaj \u015fi, ceva mai important, cum te trateaz\u0103 pe tine. <\/p>\nDesigur, dac\u0103 acest scenariu e “hai la mine s\u0103 vedem un film” (\u015ftim cu to\u0163ii ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta), iar tu nu sim\u0163i c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 faci cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 at\u00e2t de repede cu filmul omului, spune-i exact asta: “Nu \u00eemi doresc lucrul \u0103sta acum.”
\nParadoxul b\u0103rb\u0103tesc e urm\u0103torul: de\u015fi le faci un bine mai mare dac\u0103 accep\u0163i, te apreciaz\u0103 mai mult dac\u0103 refuzi. Habar n-am de ce. Cert e c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 te sim\u0163i nici o secund\u0103 h\u0103r\u0163uit\u0103, agresat\u0103, manipulat\u0103 sau \u015fantajat\u0103. Dac\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 lucrurile astea, te ridici frumos \u00een picioare, spui “mul\u0163umesc pentru suc” \u015fi pleci. <\/p>\n
Un om care te place mai mult pe tine ca persoan\u0103 dec\u00e2t propria lui ejaculare pe seara \u00een curs nu va \u00eencerca aceste manevre, ci va a\u015ftepta s\u0103 vrei \u015fi tu.
\n“Exist\u0103 din \u0103\u015ftia?”
\nDa, exist\u0103. \u015ei sunt cei mai mi\u015fto b\u0103rba\u0163i.
\nNu permite nim\u0103nui s\u0103 te atrag\u0103 \u00eentr-un context care s\u0103-\u0163i induc\u0103 disconfort, prin sugestia c\u0103 oricum nu vei g\u0103si ceva mai bun. Ba da, vei g\u0103si. Nu exist\u0103 sex mai minunat dec\u00e2t \u0103la din momentul \u00een care ai construit nivelul de intimitate optim pentru asta \u015fi nu exist\u0103 sex mai sinistru de prost dec\u00e2t \u0103la smuls prin \u015fantaj \u015fi amenin\u0163are. <\/p>\n
A\u015fa am auzit. Eu am un feti\u015f ciudat. OK, antifeti\u015f. Chiar dac\u0103 la \u00eenceput \u00eemi place un b\u0103rbat, dac\u0103 scoate arsenalul de manevre psihologice de c\u0103cat, singura pul\u0103 pe care mi-o bag \u00een seara aia e cea metaforic\u0103, \u015fi nu mi-o bag dec\u00e2t strict \u00een ea de \u00eent\u00e2lnire. <\/p>\n
Bun, revenind la tem\u0103. E\u015fti \u00een ora\u015f, \u00ee\u0163i place, ce faci? <\/p>\n
\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, prive\u015fte \u00een ochii omului \u015fi z\u00e2mbe\u015fte. <\/p>\n
Po\u0163i s\u0103 nici nu spui nimic toat\u0103 seara, dac\u0103 ai un z\u00e2mbet adorabil \u015fi \u00eel ascul\u0163i pe om \u00een timp ce te ui\u0163i \u00een ochii lui. \u015etii vorba cu “dac\u0103 t\u0103ceai, filozof r\u0103m\u00e2neai.” Aveam eu un vecin \u00een copil\u0103rie, care avea cele mai \u00een\u0163elepte \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103rcate de sens t\u0103ceri din lume. Abia c\u00e2nd deschidea gura te \u00eempu\u015fcai cu gloan\u0163e oarbe. A\u015fadar, dec\u00e2t un val de gafe penibile, mai bine o t\u0103cere profund filozofic\u0103. <\/p>\n
\u00cen al doilea r\u00e2nd, ascult\u0103 participativ. <\/p>\n
E fenomenal c\u00e2t\u0103 lume habar nu are s\u0103 asculte. De c\u00e2te ori cineva \u00eemi \u00eentrerupe o propozi\u0163ie, \u00eemi vine s\u0103-i fut o palm\u0103 de s\u0103-i sar\u0103 bor\u015ful.
\nFii tu diferen\u0163a \u00eentr-o lume de cretini care nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 urm\u0103reasc\u0103 ce spun oamenii din fa\u0163a lor, \u015fi ascult\u0103 tot ce are omul de spus. Sigur, din ce spune, o s\u0103-\u0163i vin\u0103 \u015fi \u0163ie ceva de povestit \u015fi tot a\u015fa.
\nAh, \u015fi dac\u0103 are problema cu neascultatul, atrage-i aten\u0163ia finu\u0163: Scuz\u0103-m\u0103, povesteam ceva. E at\u00e2t de neinteresant?
\nA\u015fa cum e util s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i s\u0103 ascul\u0163i, e util s\u0103 induci \u015fi \u00een cel\u0103lalt ideea c\u0103, dac\u0103 te-ai \u00eenscris tu la cuv\u00e2nt, vorbe\u015fte un om, nu sc\u00e2r\u0163\u00e2ie o u\u015f\u0103. <\/p>\n
\u00cen al treilea r\u00e2nd, nu epata. <\/p>\n
Nu c\u0103dea victim\u0103 trendului \u0103stuia enervant cu “hai s\u0103 fim originali cu orice pre\u0163.” Sunt c\u00e2teva pizde de ambele sexe, reunite de o tendin\u0163\u0103 absolut enervant\u0103 de a face melodrame de rahat, zi de zi, pentru c\u0103 vor s\u0103 par\u0103 speciali. Fii tu diferen\u0163a. Fii omul normal, care \u00ee\u015fi dore\u015fte lucruri normale \u015fi care are speran\u0163e normale. Da, e ok. Normalitatea e foarte sexy \u015fi confortabil\u0103. Pe asta \u0163i-o dau parafat\u0103 \u015fi legalizat\u0103 la notar, dac\u0103 vrei. <\/p>\n
\u00cen al patrulea r\u00e2nd, nu \u00eencerca s\u0103 pari libertina nes\u0103\u0163ioas\u0103, dac\u0103 nu sim\u0163i cu adev\u0103rat asta. <\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd colegele mele \u015fi eu eram virgine, ne pl\u0103cea s\u0103 ne povestim \u00eendelung una alteia cum \u015fi cu c\u00e2\u0163i ne futem. Erau ni\u015fte detalii at\u00e2t de naive \u015fi de penibile, \u00eenc\u00e2t un adult ar fi r\u00e2s \u015fi cu anusul. Sau dac\u0103 ar fi fost ortodox verde habotnic, ar fi crezut c\u0103 a intrat Satana-n noi, dup\u0103 posibilit\u0103\u0163i.
\nNu, frate. E\u015fti virgin\u0103 \u015fi e ok. La un moment dat o s\u0103 ajungi s\u0103 faci sex, ca toat\u0103 lumea, dar vrei s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple frumos. Nu s\u0103-i faci unuia pe emancipata, s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u0163i-o trag\u0103 \u00een bud\u0103, iar tu s\u0103 ai himenul intact \u015fi s\u0103 umpli buda \u0103lora de s\u00e2nge, s\u0103 cheme televiziunile c\u0103 uite, cineva a fost ucis cu bestialitate \u015fi apoi evaporat ca prin minune, \u00een buda lor. E inutil-traumatizant pentru toate p\u0103r\u0163ile. Mai pu\u0163in pentru televiziuni care o s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 e o nou\u0103 urm\u0103 a Elodiei. <\/p>\n
\u00cen al cincilea r\u00e2nd, dac\u0103 un om chiar te place, te place exact a\u015fa cum e\u015fti. Dac\u0103 te place numai dac\u0103 a, respectiv b, c \u015fi d, mai bine las\u0103. Nici un om care te place cu adev\u0103rat n-o s\u0103-\u0163i bage pe g\u00e2t cu sila a, b, \u015fi d. Cel mult o s\u0103 te roage frumos s\u0103 le iei \u00een considerare. <\/p>\n
\u00cen al \u015faselea r\u00e2nd, nici dac\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnirea pare absolut perfect\u0103, nu te a\u015ftepta neap\u0103rat s\u0103 te sune a doua zi.
\nSunt b\u0103rba\u0163i care-s extrem de buni actori. Chiar dac\u0103 au decis \u00een decursul serii c\u0103 nu e\u015fti ce-\u015fi doresc, o s\u0103 te conduc\u0103 frumos acas\u0103 \u015fi o s\u0103 te s\u0103rute de desp\u0103r\u0163ire.
\nApoi, nu te mai sun\u0103 pur \u015fi simplu.
\nE ok. Jocul are doi juc\u0103tori, \u015fi ai fi putut fi tu aceea care nu-l g\u0103se\u015fte atr\u0103g\u0103tor. Important e s\u0103 nu disperi foarte tare \u015fi s\u0103 nu faci o dram\u0103 din asta.
\n\u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu v-a\u0163i potrivit. Dar te ai \u00een continuare pe tine \u015fi, dac\u0103 ai f\u0103cut ce \u0163i-am zis la \u00eenceput, adic\u0103 studiu, lectur\u0103, dezvoltarea unor aptitudini, \u00een loc s\u0103 v\u00e2nezi compania masculin\u0103 sear\u0103 de sear\u0103, ai ce face frumos \u015fi de acum \u00eencolo. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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