…\u015fi s\u0103 plec\u0103m cu \u015fatra \u00een lume,<\/p>\n
s\u0103 jefuim cutiile milei, \u015fi din banii astfel c\u00e2\u015ftiga\u0163i, s\u0103 ne lu\u0103m fier de c\u0103lcat<\/p>\n
s\u0103 nu c\u0103lc\u0103m pe iarb\u0103, dar s\u0103 fur\u0103m panselu\u0163ele din parcuri, alea care alc\u0103tuiesc d\u0103\u0163ile:<\/p>\n
18 septembrie, toamna…<\/p>\n
sau lum\u00e2n\u0103rile aprinse pe morminte, \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eempodobim cu ele candelabrul unei cine romantice<\/p>\n
hai s\u0103 fur\u0103m lozurile \u00een plic de la buboasa aia care m\u0103 plictise\u015fte de diminea\u0163\u0103 cu zbieretele ei…<\/p>\n
\u00a0undeva, \u00een ele, sigur, se ascunde miliardul multdorit<\/p>\n
din care ne lu\u0103m lentile de contact, s\u0103 nu \u015ftie oamenii c\u0103 suntem miopi<\/p>\n
\u015fi creme anticelulit\u0103, s\u0103 avem pielea ca m\u0103tasea<\/p>\n
\u015fi spanac, s\u0103 fim energici ca Popeye \u015fi s\u0103 batem<\/p>\n
tooooot…<\/p>\n
oops, e promo\u0163ie la spanac! \u00een fundul cutiei, vom g\u0103si fordul \u0103la nou nou\u0163…<\/p>\n
\u015fi-atunci, jefuim \u015fi o benzin\u0103rie<\/p>\n
cu un pistol ascuns \u00een portjartier<\/p>\n
apoi ne continu\u0103m hai-huiul<\/p>\n
a\u015fa cum le st\u0103 bine unor \u0163igani care se respect\u0103….\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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