Pentru c\u0103, periodic, se g\u0103se\u015fte c\u00e2te unul s\u0103-mi joace rolul buricul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului \u015fi s\u0103-mi emane impresiile lui de parc\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 conteze foarte tare pentru mine, introducem o nou\u0103 rubric\u0103 periodic\u0103. \u015ei anume, col\u0163ul comentacului cu ifose. <\/p>\n
Discrepan\u0163a dintre b\u0103\u015finile cu care se prezint\u0103 cineva \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor t\u0103i \u015fi realitatea f\u0103pturii lui e una din sursele clasice ale comediei, din cele mai vechi timpuri, iar c\u00e2nd via\u0163a \u00eens\u0103\u015fi ne pune comedie pur\u0103 pe tav\u0103, o oferim la r\u00e2ndu-ne mai departe, c\u0103 se bucure \u015fi ochiu’ maro al cititorului nostru de ceva amuzant. <\/p>\n
De asemenea, copii, nu \u00eencerca\u0163i asta acas\u0103. \u00cenainte s\u0103 merge\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 brainfart-ui\u0163i cu fals\u0103 superioritate undeva, pune\u0163i-v\u0103 urm\u0103toarele trei \u00eentreb\u0103ri.
\na) Ce m\u0103 calific\u0103?
\nb) Ce \u00eemi datoreaz\u0103 persoana cu care \u00eencerc s\u0103 adopt aceast\u0103 atitudine?
\nc) Cum m\u0103 prezint \u00een discurs, ca persoana s\u0103 m\u0103 ia \u00een serios? <\/p>\n
\u015ei \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care nu ave\u0163i r\u0103spunsuri pertinente la minimum una din aceste trei \u00eentreb\u0103ri, mai sta\u0163i o tur\u0103. <\/p>\n
Prin urmare, col\u0163ul comentacului cu ifose, ep. 1. <\/p>\n
Viorel Postelnicu \u00b7 2 mutual friends
\n….ramai asa si bazeazate pe maine,nu fa din intamplare visele tale.Prin noul suflu ce-l aduci scriind,estimez ,cum \u00e7a, patina timpului te-a scos din agresivitatea mediocritati.
\nFa ”misto”de ”mistocari”si apoi blocheazai.Indiff\u00e9rent de ceea ce face sau zice o femeie pentru mine aceasta va ramane Doamna mea,\u00e7and aceasta se descalifica ramane doar o Doamna oarecare.<\/p>\nLorena Lupu: recomandare elementar\u0103: \u00eenainte s\u0103 emana\u0163i verdicte cu pompo\u015fenie, verifica\u0163i-v\u0103 gramatica.<\/p>\n
Viorel Postelnicu \u00b7 2 mutual friends
\n….eu scriu ”c-am la fel”in 5 limbi
\nScuze PTr.nimic.
\nSunt in Romania ,la parinti dupa 7 ani.De accord.
\nNu am sa mai zgarii r\u00e9tine .
\nO zi asemeni dumneavoastra.Pentru unii ,eu doar par Pompos,\u00e7a nu’s an forma maxima.<\/p>\nLorena Lupu: cu alte cuvinte masacra\u0163i cinci limbi \u00een acela\u015fi hal, \u015fi nu ave\u0163i nici urm\u0103 de jen\u0103, dar v\u0103 permite\u0163i s\u0103-mi \u0163ine\u0163i mie predici despre “agresivitatea mediocrit\u0103\u0163ii”.<\/p>\n
Viorel Postelnicu \u00b7 2 mutual friends
\n….doar pe aceea ce reprezinta ”nimic”in alte lumi-ptr.\u00e7a nu o folosesc.<\/p>\nLorena Lupu: am \u00een\u0163eles. ave\u0163i dou\u0103 sisteme de m\u0103sur\u0103.
\ncea fa\u0163\u0103 de dvs. \u00een\u015fiv\u0103: indulgen\u0163\u0103 absolut\u0103, ignoran\u0163a ca titlu de glorie.
\n\u015fi cea fa\u0163\u0103 de al\u0163ii: preten\u0163ii f\u0103r\u0103 justificare, verdicte, a\u015ftept\u0103ri.
\n\u00eemi cer scuze, dar realmente nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 nici ce crede\u0163i, nici ce vre\u0163i.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n****<\/p>\n
Bonus de oplo\u015feal\u0103: remarc\u0103m cum “Come se dice la voi la romena” nu intuie\u015fte nicicum clipa sf\u00e2nt\u0103 \u00een care ar trebui s\u0103 emigreze spre alte meleaguri. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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