{"id":11082,"date":"2025-04-27T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-27T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=11082"},"modified":"2025-04-27T13:53:05","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T10:53:05","slug":"imbratisarea-defectelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/imbratisarea-defectelor\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cembr\u0103\u0163i\u015farea defectelor"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cemi scrie zilele astea un nene: bun\u0103 ziua, polite\u0163uri, amabilit\u0103\u0163i. Am v\u0103zut c\u0103 face\u0163i fotografii.
\nNu eu, zic, autorii lor respectivi. Eu doar stau.
\n\u0102h\u0103, p\u0103i uite, \u015fi eu sunt fotograf \u015fi avem un proiect cu mai mult\u0103 lume, \u015fi \u00eemi place de dumneavoastr\u0103, poate vre\u0163i s\u0103 fi\u0163i parte.
\nM\u0103 declar onorat\u0103, bla-bla, \u00eentreb \u00een ce const\u0103 proiectul.
\nProiectul, \u00eemi zice nenea, const\u0103 \u00een a lua fiin\u0163e umane de oarecare popularitate (care popularitate??) \u015fi a le fotografia naturale, umanizate \u015fi cu defectele la vedere. S\u0103 ne \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u0103m defectele.
\nCeee???
\nS\u0103 ne \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u0103m defectele.
\nAdic\u0103 s\u0103-mi scot eu la mezat cearc\u0103nele \u015fi ridurile de pe frunte, \u015fi eventuale co\u015furi, pliuri, gu\u015fe \u015fi c\u0103pu\u015fe spre deliciul jigodiilor de internet, doar ca s\u0103-\u0163i faci tu o lab\u0103 la ego?
\nBasically, da.
\nDu-te, b\u0103, de-a berbeleacul \u015fi \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015feaz-o pe m\u0103-ta.
\nBine, nu i-am zis-o a\u015fa. I-am scris ceva de genul: “\u00cemi cer scuze, nu consider c\u0103 m\u0103 potrivesc pentru acest tip de proiect”.
\nA insistat:
\nDar de ce?
\nNimic nu m\u0103 irit\u0103 mai tare dec\u00e2t oamenii care insist\u0103 dup\u0103 ce eu le spun “nu”.
\nPentru c\u0103 nu vrea pula mea.
\nBine, nu i-am zis-o a\u015fa. Am tradus-o \u00een “Nu e genul de ac\u0163iune \u00een care s\u0103 m\u0103 reg\u0103sesc.”
\nV\u0103 e team\u0103 de ceva? m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 nenea, care \u00een punctul \u0103sta devenise de-a dreptul detestabil de insistent.
\nDa, mi-e team\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 dezbrac de caracter \u015fi-\u0163i zic ce cred despre proiectul t\u0103u de c\u0103cat.
\nBine, am tradus-o \u00een “Nu, pur \u015fi simplu NU sunt interesat\u0103. \u015ei nu m\u0103 pute\u0163i obliga, \u015fantaja sau manipula s\u0103 fiu. Desigur, m\u0103 pute\u0163i angaja pe bani. O mie de euro \u015fedin\u0163a.”<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 scapi de genul \u0103sta de pis\u0103log mocangiu, cere-i bani pentru munca ta. De cum \u00eei ceri bani, dispare instant \u00een zare. Nimic nu e mai funny pentru mine dec\u00e2t genul de om care se oplo\u0219e\u0219te \u00een capul t\u0103u ca r\u00e2ia, \u0219i tace instant cum aduci \u00een vorb\u0103 banii. De ce se sub\u00een\u021belege c\u0103 timpul meu ar fi gratuit?<\/p>\n

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Revenind, m\u00e2nca-v-ar tata. Eu m-a\u015f \u00eengr\u0103\u015fa f\u0103r\u0103 ezitare 20 de kilograme pentru un rol ofertant. A\u015f sl\u0103bi 20 de kilograme. M-a\u015f rade \u00een cap. A\u015f face bungee jumping. Ba chiar mi-a\u015f etala \u015fi ridurile de pe frunte.
\nAccentul, \u00eens\u0103, e pe “rol ofertant”. Nu pe jocule\u0163ul f\u0103r\u0103 miz\u0103 al wannabe-ului nu \u015ftiu care. Pa\u015fol na turbinca!<\/p>\n

Iar asta cu \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015farea defectelor mi se pare o mizerie c\u00e2t casa. Mai ales c\u00e2nd e strada plin\u0103 de femei cu defectele gata \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fate.
\nDac\u0103 \u00eemi \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fam defectele, acum aveam \u00een zona inghinal\u0103 P\u0103durea Letea.
\nDac\u0103 \u00eemi \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fam defectele, acum c\u00e2nt\u0103ream 200 de kilograme. Sunt ardeleanc\u0103. Urma\u015fa unui neam de femei care m\u00e2ncau ditamai d\u0103rabul de slan\u0103 la micul dejun \u0219i care au auzit prima oar\u0103 de salat\u0103 c\u00e2nd a venit McDonalds \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, \u00een 1992. Dar lupt cu mine. N-am mai m\u00e2ncat p\u00e2ine, paste \u015fi pizza de 5 ani, \u015fi jur c\u0103 Quatro Stagioni era \u00een top 5 lucruri pe care le-a\u0219 devora de parc\u0103 via\u021ba mea ar depinde de asta.
\n\u015ei c\u00e2nd eu duc genul \u0103sta de lupt\u0103 cu mine, tu vii s\u0103-mi ceri s\u0103-mi \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fez defectele?
\nMori. \u00cenfipt.<\/p>\n

\u00cen intro e o poz\u0103 cu Aishwarya Rai. Mai jos, foto cu Aishwarya Rai dup\u0103 ce \u015fi-a \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fat defectele.<\/p>\n

\"aishwarya2\"<\/p>\n

A\u0219a ar\u0103t\u0103m toate dac\u0103 decidem s\u0103 ne \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219\u0103m defectele.<\/p>\n

Am men\u021bionat c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 mori \u00eenfipt?<\/p>\n

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A\u0219 \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219a o cafea.<\/p>\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe\u00a0Facebook<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0YouTube<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi pe\u00a0TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cemi scrie zilele astea un nene: bun\u0103 ziua, polite\u0163uri, amabilit\u0103\u0163i. Am v\u0103zut c\u0103 face\u0163i fotografii. Nu eu, zic, autorii lor respectivi. Eu doar stau....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11083,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/aishwarya.jpg?fit=635%2C561&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11082"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27943,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11082\/revisions\/27943"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}