{"id":111,"date":"2008-03-22T17:10:54","date_gmt":"2008-03-22T14:10:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2008-03-22T17:10:54","modified_gmt":"2008-03-22T14:10:54","slug":"eight-things-i-hate-about-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/eight-things-i-hate-about-myself\/","title":{"rendered":"Eight Things I hate about myself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/360.yahoo.com\/profile-YBfXzIAwdadBmyInFRZjX67qLxU-?cq=1\">Betty<\/a> mi-a dat o leap\u015f\u0103 fain\u0103 care zice a\u015fa: spune opt lucruri aleatorii despre tine \u015fi d\u0103 leap\u015fa la opt ciumpalaci. Iat\u0103 opt aleatorisme, din p\u0103cate toate cam na\u015fpa, despre\u00a0<!--more-->mine &#8211; a\u015fa s-a nimerit, sorry:<\/p>\n<p>1. pentru mine cafeaua este o b\u0103utur\u0103 energizant\u0103, menit\u0103 a stimula industria produc\u0103toare de tastaturi de calculator.<\/p>\n<p>2. nu izbutesc s\u0103 fiu punctual\u0103 nici dac\u0103 pornesc cu patru ore \u00eenainte undeva. \u00centotdeauna intervine c\u00e2te o t\u00e2mpenie.<\/p>\n<p>3. c\u00e2nd eram feti\u0163\u0103 mic\u0103, voiam s\u0103 legalizez poligamia &#8211; bine, eu ziceam &#8220;c\u0103 ne \u00eensul\u0103m cu mai mu\u0163i&#8221; &#8211; pentru c\u0103 vroiam s\u0103 m\u0103 m\u0103rit cu Eminescu de pe coperta &#8220;Poeziilor&#8221;, cu Winnetou \u015fi cu Dumnezeu. Nu neap\u0103rat \u00een aceast\u0103 ordine.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a04. Dac\u0103 cu Eminescu \u015fi cu Winnetou m-a\u015f fi \u00eensulat din dragoste, cu Dumnezeu m-a\u015f fi \u00eensulat din interes &#8211; voiam s\u0103 m\u0103 iubeasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eemi dea toate minun\u0103\u0163iile din lume pentru a-\u015fi ar\u0103ta dragostea.<\/p>\n<p>5. marea frustrare a vie\u0163ii mele e faptul c\u0103 nu am ochi alba\u015ftri. Dar nici lentile colorate nu pot s\u0103-mi cump\u0103r, c\u0103 nu le tolerez &#8211; \u00eencep s\u0103 l\u0103crimez abundent.<\/p>\n<p>6. m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd cineva fumeaz\u0103 \u00een preajma mea, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 e o. k. \u00cen general, dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103, prefer s\u0103 m\u0103 sufoc eu dec\u00e2t s\u0103 privez oamenii de o pl\u0103cere &#8211; dar dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103, e ca \u015fi cum a\u015f fi o cantitate neglijabil\u0103 &#8211; \u015fi atunci comentez eu: &#8220;Scuze, sunt nefum\u0103toare \u015fi am o problem\u0103 cu fumul&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>7. \u00een general, sunt destul de lipsit\u0103 de ini\u0163iativ\u0103 \u00een dragoste. Prefer s\u0103 joc cu piesele negre \u015fi s\u0103 las albul s\u0103 fac\u0103 deschiderea.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a08. uneori \u00eemi vine s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng din prostii &#8211; sau pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi aduc aminte de ceva.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei leap\u015fa merge la urm\u0103torii\u00a0blog\u0103re\u0163i: (musai opt!): <a href=\"http:\/\/gramo.ro\">Gramo<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.terorista.ro-www\">Terorista<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/ezquatez.wordpress.com\">Ez Q&#8217;s Cosy Den<\/a> (dac\u0103 tot \u015fi-a f\u0103cut blog\u00a0nou), <a href=\"http:\/\/simonarrr.wordpress.com\">Simona R<\/a>, Smilla, <a href=\"http:\/\/textier.blogspot.com\">Textier<\/a>, Radu Gonciar (dac\u0103 tot zice c\u0103 scriu mi\u015fto) \u015fi <del dateTime=\"00\">Fizzy.ro<\/del>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/vidal2.wordpress.com\/\">vidal<\/a> . Have fun, pip\u0103l!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Betty mi-a dat o leap\u015f\u0103 fain\u0103 care zice a\u015fa: spune opt lucruri aleatorii despre tine \u015fi d\u0103 leap\u015fa la opt ciumpalaci. Iat\u0103 opt aleatorisme,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[191],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-leapsa"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}