Se trezi diminea\u0163a. Reflex, m\u00e2na i se \u00eentinse, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd un c\u0103p\u015for catifelat \u015fi must\u0103cios. Nimeri doar cear\u015faf rece \u015fi lipsit de empatie.
\n“Ah. Ah, da.”
\nPutea s\u0103 stea o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 oameni. O, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 cum putea. Cu c\u00e2t avea mai pu\u0163ine ie\u015firi care s\u0103 implice fiin\u0163e bipede, cu at\u00e2t se bucura mai tare. Dar f\u0103r\u0103 tors r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163at, f\u0103r\u0103 l\u0103bu\u0163e mici \u015fi moi, f\u0103r\u0103 botic fin \u015fi ochi verzi, via\u0163a era un de\u015fert.
\n“Hei. E vacan\u0163\u0103, da?”
\nIe\u015fi \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, puse ibricul s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 cafea \u015fi se aplec\u0103 reflex s\u0103 verifice castrona\u015ful. Care castrona\u015f? Fuck.
\n“Cum s\u0103-mi beau eu cafeaua f\u0103r\u0103 mot\u0103nime lene\u015f\u0103 \u015fi pup\u0103cioas\u0103 \u00een poal\u0103?”
\nNu exist\u0103 cafea mai neagr\u0103 dec\u00e2t cea de unul singur.
\n\u015ei reflexul m\u00e2inii ar fi s\u0103 scarpine o burtic\u0103 bl\u0103noas\u0103, oferit\u0103 cu generozitate. “Ba nu, duduie, pisicile nu se \u00eentorc cu burta-n sus s\u0103 le scarpini, o arat\u0103 doar a\u015fa, demonstrativ.” Clar nu. \u015ei torc doar ca s\u0103 se afle \u00een treab\u0103, bietele de ele.
\n“Dar hei. E vacan\u0163\u0103, da?”
\nDa, da. Vacan\u0163\u0103, da.
\n\u015ei se duse s\u0103 se cace. \u00ce\u015fi lu\u0103 o carte, se a\u015fez\u0103 pe bud\u0103. Mnu. Parc\u0103 nici excre\u0163ia nu merge cum trebuie, c\u00e2nd nu ai inspector pufos cuib\u0103rit pe genunchi, cuminte, pe post de suport pentru carte. Pisica \u00ee\u0163i \u00eencalc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103 somnul, \u00eens\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i supravegheaz\u0103 cu solemnitate \u015fi distinc\u0163ie leonin\u0103 actul c\u0103c\u0103rii. \u00ce\u0163i aminte\u015fti de castele medievale cu lei de piatr\u0103 sculpta\u0163i \u00een poart\u0103. A\u015fa \u015fi pisica omului. Monumentul C\u0103c\u0103rii Necunoscute.
\nCiule\u015fti urechile, ca \u015fi cum ai fi auzit un mieunat. Dar nu. E lini\u015ftea.
\n-Alo, Dumnezeu Online?
\n-Da, v\u0103 rog.
\n-A\u015f dori s\u0103-mi comand un programator de dor. S\u0103-mi comut dorul \u0103sta uciga\u015f de puiul meu pe ultima zi a vacan\u0163ei. Mul\u0163umesc.
\n-Ne cerem scuze, nu avem \u00een stoc. Reveni\u0163i s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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