{"id":11225,"date":"2016-08-17T06:16:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-17T06:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=11225"},"modified":"2016-08-17T07:50:53","modified_gmt":"2016-08-17T07:50:53","slug":"iar-nu-incap-ratatii-de-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/iar-nu-incap-ratatii-de-mine\/","title":{"rendered":"Iar nu \u00eencap rata\u0163ii de mine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 observa\u0163i, arar m\u0103 g\u0103si\u0163i pe tarlaua altora. \u015ei dac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103si\u0163i, \u00een general m\u0103 g\u0103si\u0163i cu inten\u0163ii pozitive, ba cu glume, ba cu promovare de lucruri frumoase, ba cu roman\u0163, ba cu pisici. M\u0103 rog, cu ceva care s\u0103 nu fie manele, da&#8217; s\u0103 plac\u0103 la toat\u0103 lumea. <\/p>\n<p>Tocmai de aceea, sunt absolut incapabil\u0103 s\u0103 pricep de ce li se pune pata periodic oligofrenilor pe mine \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 m\u0103 spurce de parc\u0103 le-a\u015f fi futut mama \u015fi a\u015f fi omis s\u0103-i dau bonurile de mas\u0103 aferente. Pe bune. Eu nu vin s\u0103 m\u0103 cert cu tine. Nu vin s\u0103-\u0163i spun ce s\u0103 faci, ce s\u0103 nu faci, nu te \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 cum s\u0103 scrii \u015fi mai presus de toate nu te \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti. Via\u0163a ta e via\u0163a ta \u015fi nu m\u0103 prive\u015fte. \u00cen schimb pe tine te prive\u015fte extrem de tare via\u0163a \u015fi munca mea. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei m\u0103car dac\u0103 te-ar privi la modul: dac\u0103 tot vorbesc public de asta, \u00eent\u00e2i \u00eei cump\u0103r c\u0103r\u0163ile, \u00eei v\u0103d spectacolele, aflu despre ce e vorba \u00een ce face, \u015fi apoi, \u00een cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 complet\u0103 de cauz\u0103, m\u0103 apuc s\u0103 latru.<br \/>\nDar nu. Te prive\u015fte la modul: habar n-am ce \u015fi cum, dar latru nonetheless. <\/p>\n<p>De data asta, drama (vorba vine, drama; hai mai degrab\u0103 panarama) a \u00eenceput cu faptul c\u0103 am colaborat cu Rom\u00e2nia Literar\u0103. Au pus articolul pe net \u015fi se poate citi <a href=\"http:\/\/www.romlit.ro\/destinul_unui_autor_dublu_cenzurat\">aici<\/a>. Se pot formula judec\u0103\u0163i de valoare pro \u015fi contra, se poate vedea dac\u0103 e bun sau nu. <\/p>\n<p>Am f\u0103cut-o din interes pentru subiectul tratat \u015fi pentru c\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103 nespus s\u0103 public \u00een reviste de cultur\u0103 mainstream \u015fi s\u0103 nu fiu cu nimic mai prejos, din punct de vedere al con\u0163inutului, de restul redac\u0163iei. Pentru c\u0103 ceea ce uit\u0103 l\u0103tr\u0103ii de serviciu e c\u0103 eu am zece ani de pres\u0103 \u00een spate. Nu mai fac pres\u0103 pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 presa din zilele noastre, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 scriu \u015ftiri la kilogram pe un salariu de mizerie. Dar a\u015f putea s\u0103 m\u0103 reapuc oric\u00e2nd. Mai ales pe pres\u0103 cultural\u0103. Been there and extensively done that. <\/p>\n<p>OK. De ce scriu asta? Pentru c\u0103 mi-au atras aten\u0163ia trei clicuri obosite de pe site-ul unui autor ratat, care se criza de zor c\u0103 uite, Manolescu refuz\u0103 s\u0103-l publice pe el \u015fi m\u0103 public\u0103 pe mine. Iat\u0103 <a href=\"http:\/\/darieducan.blogspot.ro\/2016\/08\/lorena-lupu-in-romania-literara.html\">\u015fi criza<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Ce se vede \u00een textule\u0163ul plin de spume al ratatului, de care pariez c\u0103 80% dintre voi n-a\u0163i auzit \u00een via\u0163a voastr\u0103? <\/p>\n<p>Pe de o parte, se vaiet\u0103 c\u0103 &#8220;o ga\u0219c\u0103 de oameni \u00ee\u0219i sug \u0219osetele \u00eentre ei la nesf\u00e2r\u0219it&#8221;, apoi, cu dou\u0103 paragrafe mai jos, c\u0103 &#8220;\u00eentotdeauna Nicolae Manolescu a avut un cosmopolitism u\u0219or deraiat&#8221;.<br \/>\nTipule, hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fte-te pe o linie ferm\u0103 de acuza\u0163ie. E sau, sau. Nu po\u0163i, \u00een acela\u015fi demers, s\u0103 o insul\u0163i pe una c\u0103 e \u015fi nefutut\u0103, \u015fi curv\u0103. C\u0103 e \u015fi \u00eenchistat\u0103, \u015fi cosmopolit\u0103. Logic\u0103 elementar\u0103 de clasa a treia primar\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Apoi, &#8220;cum \u00ee\u015fi permit \u0103ia s\u0103 nu m\u0103 publice pe mine, dar s-o publice pe Lorena Lupu?&#8221; &#8220;Ce scrie dumneaei e chewing gum, nicidecum literatur\u0103.&#8221; S\u0103 mooori tu. Zi c\u0103 ai citit minimum o pagin\u0103 din c\u0103r\u0163ile mele, alea publicate \u00een volum, cu coper\u0163i, ISBN, tot ce trebuie. Logic c\u0103 n-ai citit. C\u0103 dac\u0103 citeai, nu erai autor rom\u00e2n ratat \u015fi verdictolog \u00een necuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 de cauz\u0103, ci om cu discern\u0103m\u00e2nt. <\/p>\n<p>Trec\u00e2nd peste asta, dac\u0103 remarc\u0103m, ce mi-au publicat domnii de la Rom\u00e2nia Literar\u0103 nu e nicidecum literatur\u0103, ci publicistic\u0103. \u015etiu, e greu s\u0103 faci diferen\u0163ierea, c\u00e2nd n-ai proprietatea termenilor. Publicistic\u0103, adic\u0103 domeniul \u00een care eu am zece ani de experien\u0163\u0103, \u0103ia zece ani \u00een care tu ai frecat duda \u015fi te-ai dat poet, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 izbute\u015fti s\u0103 convingi pe nimeni altcineva c\u0103 ai fi. <\/p>\n<p>Mai departe, remarc\u0103m o absen\u0163\u0103. Absen\u0163a vreunei argumenta\u0163ii \u00een slujba enun\u0163ului &#8220;Lorena scrie chewing gum&#8221;. Pas\u0103mite, e de ajuns ca avortonul liric torturat de spasmele invidiei s\u0103 decreteze. S\u0103 intre efectiv pe articol \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi sprijine afirma\u0163ia \u00een eventuale falii de con\u0163inut, a\u015fa cum am f\u0103cut eu cu adun\u0103tura de vorbe pe care mi-a adresat-o e prea mult pentru un intelect sumar, m\u00e2nat \u00een primul r\u00e2nd de &#8220;de ce \u0163ie \u0163i se d\u0103 \u015fi mie nu?&#8221;<br \/>\nDar poate de aceea eu public \u00een Rom\u00e2nia Literar\u0103 \u015fi tu pl\u00e2ngi pe margine.  <\/p>\n<p>Mie oamenii \u00eemi propun proiecte \u015fi bani pentru c\u0103 am arta m\u00e2nuirii vorbelor \u015fi disponibilitatea de a munci. \u015ei pentru c\u0103 nu m\u0103 freac\u0103 grija cine, unde, de ce, cu ce, \u015fi nu caut explica\u0163ii penibile de genul &#8220;sigur, Lorena a publicat prin Alex \u015etef\u0103nescu&#8221;. Nu, tristule, Lorena e jurnalist cu experien\u0163\u0103 \u015fi discut\u0103 direct cu directorul unei reviste, c\u00e2nd e vorba de o colaborare.<br \/>\n\u0162ie nu-\u0163i propune nimeni nimic pentru c\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103 te preocupe propriile performan\u0163e (sau s\u0103 te \u00eengrijoreze absen\u0163a lor), cau\u0163i s\u0103-\u0163i faci publicitate pe net leg\u00e2ndu-te de numele meu.<br \/>\nEi, iat\u0103, ratatule, a venit publicitatea. Casc\u0103 larg anusul, s-o \u00eencasezi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 observa\u0163i, arar m\u0103 g\u0103si\u0163i pe tarlaua altora. \u015ei dac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u0103si\u0163i, \u00een general m\u0103 g\u0103si\u0163i cu inten\u0163ii pozitive, ba cu glume, ba cu&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9560,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/facebook.jpg?fit=500%2C434&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11225"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11232,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11225\/revisions\/11232"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}