De c\u00e2te ori scriu o postare mai violent\u0103, cu limbaj mai strong, se r\u0103sp\u00e2nde\u015fte pe Facebook ca o molim\u0103. Treaba e verificat\u0103: de c\u00e2te ori se vorbe\u015fte despre “pul\u0103”, lumea face brusc lini\u015fte. Ca la biseric\u0103. S-a pogor\u00e2t Sf\u00e2nta Pul\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 fim prezen\u0163i \u00een cuget \u015fi-n sim\u0163iri, c\u0103 altfel rat\u0103m epifania.
\nI-am demonstrat asta \u015fi copilului Alex Andronic, la lansarea c\u0103r\u0163ii lui. La Bucure\u015fti, gr\u0103din\u0103 de var\u0103, cocteiluri cu umbrelu\u0163e, cald, dar cald-pl\u0103cut, nu cald-deces, v\u00e2nticel prietenos, lume mult\u0103 de nu aruncai un ac. C\u00e2t timp s-a vorbit despre tr\u0103irile nuan\u0163ate \u015fi subtile ale personajului, lumea a zumz\u0103it f\u0103r\u0103 probleme. De cum am deschis cartea \u015fi am anun\u0163at c\u0103 voi citi un pasaj sexual, s-a f\u0103cut eterna lini\u015fte cucernic\u0103 pe care, de c\u00e2nd m-am n\u0103scut, lumea o face la ar\u0103tarea Sfintei Puli. Au ascultat f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mi\u015fte \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103sufle, s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 rateze ni\u015fte pul\u0103 \u00een timp ce trag aer \u00een piept. Dup\u0103 ce am \u00eenchis cartea \u015fi am revenit la substan\u0163a salingerian\u0103 a romanului, zumz\u0103itul s-a reluat \u00een lini\u015fte \u015fi pace.
\nPe scurt, dragi oameni, n-o mai da\u0163i pe dup\u0103 plop, v\u0103 place pula de \u00eennebuni\u0163i. <\/p>\n
Dar ieri am avut c\u00e2teva episoade de ipocrizie care m-au uimit. Femei care se d\u0103deau “doamne” \u015fi veneau s\u0103 \u0163ipe la mine c\u0103 folosesc limbaj “de mahala”. Un om c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t citit \u015ftie c\u0103 argoul e un instrument perfect legitim al literaturii contemporane, \u015fi c\u0103 mahalaua rezid\u0103 \u00een mentalitate \u015fi \u00een spirit, nicidecum \u00een cuvinte. C\u0103 po\u0163i \u00eenjura foarte aristocratic \u015fi te po\u0163i mior\u0163\u0103i foarte \u0163\u0103\u0163esc, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 folose\u015fti un singur cuv\u00e2nt “ur\u00e2t”.
\nDac\u0103 realmente e\u015fti o doamn\u0103 \u015fi cineva \u0163i se pare sub demnitatea ta, \u00eel expediezi \u015fi-\u0163i vezi lini\u015ftit\u0103 de aranjat ikebane, c\u00e2ntat la pian sau ce alte activit\u0103\u0163i mai au doamnele. C\u00e2nd e\u015fti o \u0163a\u0163\u0103 cu preten\u0163ii de doamn\u0103, te legi de om \u015fi \u00eencepi s\u0103-l freci lung \u015fi ap\u0103sat la melodie cu predici care, oops, con\u0163in infinit mai multe insulte dec\u00e2t postase \u0103la \u00een textul original. Diferen\u0163a fiind c\u0103 \u0103la postase insulte legate de o stare de fapt, neutre, iar tu, \u0163a\u0163a, \u00eei postezi insulte ad hominem.
\n\u015ei ce urm\u0103re\u015fti tu, \u0163a\u0163a, f\u0103c\u00e2nd acest balamuc care devine inutil din cam secunda \u00een care persoana pe care o freci la icre \u00ee\u0163i explic\u0103 frumos c\u0103 prime\u015fte instruc\u0163iuni pe texte pl\u0103tite \u015fi scrie exact cum simte \u015fi vrea pe texte gratuite?
\nUrm\u0103re\u015fti scandalul tradi\u0163ional care place at\u00e2t de mult oamenilor care-s \u0163a\u0163e \u00een mentalitate \u015fi spirit.
\n\u0162i-e foarte clar c\u0103 nici un om care scrie relaxat cu “pul\u0103” nu se va intimida c\u0103 vii tu s\u0103-l cotcod\u0103ce\u015fti ca o g\u0103in\u0103 care a ciugulit nebunele la marginea drumului. \u0162i-e foarte clar c\u0103 vei ob\u0163ine doar “F\u0103, vezi c\u0103 ratezi telenoveaua \u015fi \u0163i se ard \u015fi sarmalele. N-ai praf de \u015fters prin cas\u0103?”
\nDar asta vrei. Vrei s\u0103 sim\u0163i c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti, d\u00e2nd fr\u00e2u liber esen\u0163ei tale de \u0163a\u0163\u0103.
\nSorry. Nu pe timpul \u015fi r\u0103bdarea mea. \u015ei mai ales, nu pe pula mea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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