{"id":11268,"date":"2016-09-03T06:43:54","date_gmt":"2016-09-03T06:43:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=11268"},"modified":"2016-09-03T06:43:54","modified_gmt":"2016-09-03T06:43:54","slug":"top-10-erori-stil-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/top-10-erori-stil-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 erori de stil pe 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gata, scorpia a revenit \u00een ora\u015f. \u015ei vede. \u015ei retina-i s\u00e2ngereaz\u0103 abundent. V\u0103 rog, dragi femei, iubitele mele, surorile mele, face\u0163i-v\u0103 vou\u0103 un bine \u015fi nu mai ie\u015fi\u0163i a\u015fa din case. Niciodat\u0103. <\/p>\n

10. Rujurile \u015fi glossurile roz strident. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 exist\u0103 ceva extrem de vulgar \u015fi de prost-gust, \u0103la e rujul roz-fosforescent penal de t\u00e2rf\u0103 ieftin\u0103 de pe centur\u0103. S\u0103-i zicem roz-pizd\u0103.
\nRujul roz-pizd\u0103 a ap\u0103rut o dat\u0103 cu Nicki Minaj (foto), \u015fi are darul de a-\u0163i reduce miraculos tariful cu dou\u0103 zerouri.
\nOK, exagerez. Dar e at\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t, de ostentativ, de gre\u0163os \u015fi de sc\u00e2rbos, \u00eenc\u00e2t nu-mi imaginez de ce ar ie\u015fi cineva de bun\u0103 voie a\u015fa din cas\u0103 – dac\u0103 nu cumva joac\u0103 un rol de prostituat\u0103. \u015ei nici atunci. Dac\u0103 joci rol de prostituat\u0103, \u00eencearc\u0103 un burgund sofisticat. <\/p>\n

9. Unghiile-pom de cr\u0103ciun <\/strong><\/p>\n

Femeile de alt\u0103dat\u0103 aveau cutii mari cu beteal\u0103 \u015fi globuri, pe care, o dat\u0103 pe an, le foloseau s\u0103 persecute cu nevoia lor de \u00eempopo\u0163onare inutil\u0103 \u015fi stupid\u0103 un biet brad care nu le gre\u015fise cu nimic.
\nFemeile de azi fac acela\u015fi lucru cu propriile lor unghii. False, lungi, \u00een diverse forme care imit\u0103 ba iataganul lui Sinan Pa\u015fa, ba ultima form\u0103 de toc cui din imagina\u0163ia lui Mihai Albu, ornate cu o mie \u015fi una de c\u0103caturi sclipicioase – m\u0103 fac s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreb un singur lucru:
\n“Oare tipa asta folose\u015fte un selfie stick s\u0103 se \u015ftearg\u0103 la fund?”
\n
\n8. Dungile maro pe obraz <\/strong><\/p>\n

Se uit\u0103 muierea la tutoriale pe youtube \u015fi ce vede? Vede cum, pentru un shooting, Cara Delevingne e dat\u0103 cu o ton\u0103 de highlighter, bronzer \u015fi blush. Asta se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 pentru c\u0103, \u00een timpul \u015fedin\u0163ei foto profesionale, se pun patru reflectoare pe tine \u015fi dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i deseneaz\u0103 \u0103ia umbre pe fa\u0163\u0103 cu bidineaua, ie\u015fi pal\u0103-cadavru.
\n\u015ei ce face Getu\u0163a? \u00ce\u015fi d\u0103 dungi groase maronii pe obraji ca s\u0103 mearg\u0103 cu metroul din Dristor p\u00e2n\u0103 la Cr\u00e2nga\u015fi. Logic, arat\u0103 ca \u015fi cum ar fi declarat r\u0103zboi blocului vecin \u015fi s-ar fi boit \u00een culorile aferente. <\/p>\n

Vezi \u015fi un top 10 de fe\u015f\u0103n hidos. <\/a><\/p>\n

7. Spr\u00e2ncenele excesiv de groase<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u0103 tot vorbeam de Cara Delevingne.
\nM\u0103 uit siderat\u0103 la c\u00e2te o tip\u0103 care-\u015fi las\u0103 ditamai bosche\u0163ii \u015fi mai deseneaz\u0103 cu negru ni\u015fte bosche\u0163i imaginari pe deasupra.
\nOare a\u015fa face \u015fi jos? <\/p>\n

6. Spr\u00e2ncenele smulse complet \u015fi desenate cu creionul peste. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 ne-am legat de spr\u00e2ncene, hai s-o lu\u0103m \u015fi invers. Eternul trend al spr\u00e2ncenelor-firicel sub\u0163ire de creion.
\nDe ce \u015fi-ar face cineva a\u015fa ceva? Nu, serios. De ce s\u0103 smulgi p\u0103r frumos, s\u0103n\u0103tos, d\u0103ruit de natur\u0103, \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i faci ni\u015fte chestii din creion? Arat\u0103 fals ca porcu’. Mai frumoas\u0103 nu te face. Mai distins\u0103, nici at\u00e2t.
\n\u0102sta e un trend din tinere\u0163ea m\u0103m\u0103ilor noastre, care continu\u0103 s\u0103 dureze \u015fi s\u0103 dureze \u015fi s\u0103 dureze, ur\u00e2\u0163ind genera\u0163ii dup\u0103 genera\u0163ii de femei. \u015ei mai nou, \u015fi de b\u0103rba\u0163i.
\nA sosit vremea s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m aceast\u0103 pagin\u0103 din istorie s\u0103 moar\u0103.
\n
\n5. Fardul de ochi aplicat \u00een jos <\/strong><\/p>\n

Chiar ieri am v\u0103zut o pup\u0103z\u0103 \u00een metrou \u015fi m-am uitat la ea ca la ma\u015fini str\u0103ine. Trecem peste machiajul verde – papagal, la ora zece diminea\u0163a, aplicat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een spr\u00e2ncean\u0103. Zicem c\u0103 a\u015fa \u00ee\u015fi tr\u0103ie\u015fte ea via\u0163a, periculos.
\nDar de ce coaiele popii \u0163i-ai face col\u0163urile ochilor \u00ceN JOS? \u00ce\u0163i adaug\u0103 exact zece ani \u00een plus.
\nNu e\u015fti Alice Cooper. Nu e\u015fti Frankenstein. Nu e\u015fti Dr. Frank N. Furter. \u015ei chiar dac\u0103 ai fi. Po\u0163i fi un monstru machiat corect.
\n
\n4. Ochii-p\u0103ianjen <\/strong><\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu \u015ftii s\u0103-\u0163i aplici corect gene false, nu le pune. Exerseaz\u0103 acas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-\u0163i iese \u015fi \u00eentre timp, \u00eencearc\u0103 cu un rimel bun \u015fi un fard pastel.
\n<\/p>\n

Vezi \u015fi un top 10 de oameni insuportabili<\/a>. <\/p>\n

3. Bronzul – cancer <\/strong><\/p>\n

Toat\u0103 adolescen\u0163a m-am luptat cu prejudecata a diver\u015fi cretini c\u0103, dac\u0103 e var\u0103, eu ar trebui s\u0103 fiu brun\u0103 ca o fleic\u0103 proasp\u0103t luat\u0103 de pe gr\u0103tar.
\nSunt oameni natural m\u0103slinii, care se bronzeaz\u0103 de cum \u00eei m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie bl\u00e2nd o raz\u0103 de soare. \u015ei oameni care vor s\u0103 par\u0103 altceva dec\u00e2t sunt \u015fi dau sute de euro pe ni\u015fte cancer de piele la solar.
\nDa\u0163i-mi voie s\u0103 fiu eu \u00eens\u0103mi, o gagic\u0103 alb\u0103 – por\u0163elan, cu un ten aproximativ bun \u015fi s\u0103n\u0103tos, \u015fi s\u0103-mi plac\u0103 s\u0103 fiu eu. \u015ei \u00eencerca\u0163i \u015fi voi s\u0103 v\u0103 iubi\u0163i cum sunte\u0163i. Nu, nu sunte\u0163i Rihanna \u015fi nici Beyonce. Faptul c\u0103 v-a\u0163i \u00eenchiriat un solar nu schimb\u0103 asta.
\n
\n2. P\u0103rul vopsit alb <\/strong><\/p>\n

De departe cel mai oribil trend nou. De departe. Cel mai ur\u00e2t. Mai hidos. Mai dezavantajos. Mai p\u0103gubos. Mai trist. Trend al anului.
\nTrendul care transform\u0103 oameni tineri \u015fi frumo\u015fi \u00een mo\u015fi \u015fi babe dintr-o simpl\u0103 vizit\u0103 la coafor.
\nContrar miturilor, dac\u0103 te duci a\u015fa s\u0103-\u0163i depui dosarul pentru pensie, nu se aprob\u0103. C\u0103-\u0163i trebuie \u015fi vechime \u00een c\u00e2mpul muncii. Deci, ai \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit degeaba.
\nIar dac\u0103 e\u015fti vopsit c\u0103runt \u015fi te bagi \u00een seam\u0103 cu mine, jur c\u0103-\u0163i r\u0103spund cu s\u0103ru’ m\u00e2na, mamaie, ce-\u0163i mai face reumatismul? <\/p>\n

1. Rujul aplicat mult peste linia real\u0103 a buzelor <\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei cirea\u015fa de pe tort e un trend etern \u015fi imuabil ca impostura uman\u0103.
\nE at\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t c\u00e2nd ai impresia c\u0103, dac\u0103-\u0163i dai o ton\u0103 de ruj peste buza de sus \u015fi una peste buza de jos, noi o s\u0103 credem to\u0163i, ca fraierii, c\u0103 ai buze de Angelina Jolie.
\nE ca \u015fi cum, dac\u0103 mi-a\u015f picta eu ni\u015fte tocuri pe c\u0103lc\u00e2i, o s\u0103 cread\u0103 lumea c\u0103 port pantofi stiletto.
\nNu, nu p\u0103c\u0103le\u015fti pe nimeni. Vedem to\u0163i unde-s buzele reale. Vedem to\u0163i unde e simpl\u0103 piele acoperit\u0103 de jum\u0103tate de tub de ruj. Dar simpla tentativ\u0103 e jenant\u0103. E ca \u015fi cum ar \u00eencerca un Gogu s\u0103-\u015fi deseneze pe blugi, pe strad\u0103, o pul\u0103 mult mai mare dec\u00e2t i-a d\u0103ruit natura. Ce ne spune despre un om disperarea vizibil\u0103 de a p\u0103rea mai dotat dec\u00e2t este?
\nOK. Asta simte toat\u0103 lumea \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu rujul aplicat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een nas \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een b\u0103rbie. <\/p>\n

Dar locul 1 nu putea fi complet f\u0103r\u0103: <\/p>\n

1 bis. Creionul de buze mai \u00eenchis dec\u00e2t rujul sau glossul. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Pe la finalul anilor 90, a \u00eenceput trendul \u0103sta absolut hidos. \u00ce\u0163i conturai buzele cu un maroniu de ziceai c\u0103 ai m\u00e2ncat c\u0103cat cu polonicul, pentru c\u0103 ni\u015fte retarda\u0163i au avansat ideea c\u0103 acel contur excrementiu \u00ee\u0163i confer\u0103 volum. Scuza\u0163i vorba buruienoas\u0103: \u00ee\u0163i confer\u0103 strict un aparent feti\u015f coprofag. Lua\u0163i creionul \u0103la maro de pe vremea tinere\u0163ii voastre \u015fi b\u0103ga\u0163i-vi-l ad\u00e2nc unde vre\u0163i voi. Eu sugerez co\u015ful de gunoi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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